Quote :

"i have some ocean potion"

that is the greatest thing ever. i stock every time i'm able to find it. not sticky and gross smelling like regular aloe, and works better imho

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6/14/2009 3:39:11 PM

i have a certified, hardcore girl crush on one of the hostess' at centro.
and a gay man crush on the manager there.

6/14/2009 5:40:13 PM

all sorts of confused

6/14/2009 5:50:13 PM

^yes i am.

ok, now i'm looking at flights to london for thanksgiving and feeling horribly bad because i want to buy a ticket RIGHT NOW. and i technically have the money... but it would make me incredibly, horribly broke. being broke sucks.

6/14/2009 7:04:10 PM

I am waaaaay too old not to have a girlfriend

6/14/2009 8:37:37 PM

^^<3

6/14/2009 8:39:08 PM

⇓ ⇓ <3

6/14/2009 8:39:41 PM

My professor is apparently sick with more than just the cold he thought he had, and I'm actually quite worried about him. This surprises the hell out of me...especially since it's eclipsed my initial irritation of "goddammit I could have slept another three hours!"

6/15/2009 8:32:00 AM

i just realized while talking to a coworker about something that i talk with my hands...alot. i clench/unclench my fists, make gestures, and/or keep my hands clasped in front of my stomach. i think it has something to do with my insecurity and super self-esteem issues with regards to my weight. i wish i knew how to fix it. once i'm done losing weight, i'll still be the fat girl in my head. i doubt i'll ever have confidence in myself.

6/15/2009 11:00:25 AM

I always loved Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

6/15/2009 2:42:30 PM

I just picked up my water bottle that I mixed with this protein supplement to shake it up and the top wasn't on tight. It went everywhere, but my computer seems to be okay.

6/16/2009 3:26:23 PM

i pruned some plants today

[Edited on June 16, 2009 at 3:27 PM. Reason : for the first time in a year]

6/16/2009 3:27:01 PM

Jasmine is badass/hot here: http://cityofskies.com/2009/06/13/fallen-princesses/

6/16/2009 3:31:53 PM

bird just hit my glass sliding door...first time thats happened to me personally

6/16/2009 4:15:21 PM

Every time I read this thread I try to come up with a confession but never can and leave a little disappointed.

6/16/2009 4:24:29 PM

i really just like to keep annoying wdprice3

6/16/2009 5:54:25 PM

YOU SO FUNNY.

6/16/2009 5:55:07 PM

i dont think i'm funny - just keeps me entertained for a small fraction of time

6/16/2009 5:55:33 PM

I'm Batman.

6/16/2009 7:53:46 PM

one of these nights i'm going to just get in my car and start driving...

i'll probably end up somewhere i shouldn't...

but i know i'm going to do it

6/16/2009 9:32:08 PM

I am not in the least bit impressed with BMW or Mercedes automobiles. Everyone I know who has owned one - even the gearheads - has put so much time and money into maintenance that something doesn't seem right about it.

6/17/2009 11:23:37 PM

i can't get anything accomplished at work without something distracting me in the background...

i have to have headphones on with music playing or a movie/tv show on...

it's just too quite in my office otherwise and try to invent things to distract me instead of working

6/18/2009 10:04:15 AM

Quote :

"I am not in the least bit impressed with BMW or Mercedes automobiles. Everyone I know who has owned one - even the gearheads - has put so much time and money into maintenance that something doesn't seem right about it."

i'm not impressed by mercedes but have been happy with bmw's.. me and my dad both bought one recently.... him about a year ago and me about 3 months ago. both are 10 year old cars and neither of us have had a single problem. i've put 10,000 miles on mine in 3 months with no issues.

6/18/2009 10:06:27 AM

Recently, while parked in one of the tight-ass spaces at Crabtree, I inadvertently bumped a car pretty hard while opening my door, and noticed it left a mark. Instead of doing the right thing (leaving a note I guess?) I just got flustered and drove off quickly. Granted the car had a few dings/scratches, but still...bad karma.

6/18/2009 10:09:00 AM

^Tony Danza, is that you?

http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/15/nice-porsche-gets-dinged-by-danza/

[Edited on June 18, 2009 at 10:13 AM. Reason : f]

6/18/2009 10:12:31 AM

When I was in middle school we went on a field trip to Orlando son. We stayed in this really tall hotel son, it seemed like it was well over 10 stories high son. Shit was big time son.

So, I realized that, being in such a tall building and all, I should be throwing things off of the side son. So, we went down the halls on each floor until we found a courtesy phone and we unplugged it and took it with us to the top floor son. We then proceeded to let it loose son and it went into a free fall situation.

It was like, "BING!" and pieces of phone blew all over the parking lot. We were all laughing pretty hard due to this bing and shyte, so we figured we'd need to throw some more crap. We threw anything we could find son. If the housekeeping came by son, we grabbed the glasses and threw them son.

OUTKEEPEEN

OUTKEEPEEN

6/18/2009 10:17:59 AM

For a good while, neither the dog nor the cat got any flea treatment: I forgot for like two months, went OH SHIT, and then realized we hadn't seen any fleas at all

...The dog has been spending more time outside, and apparently got fleas. I never added 2+2. I let my cat sleep in bed with me two nights last week, and as soon as I got bitten, I realized what happened.
She brought fleas to me

So I'm all fleabitten to hell, and I am SO ashamed! I didn't get these because I'm a filthy person, but I feel as ashamed as if that were the reason. These bites are a week old, and every day, they look worse. They're so bad I'm actually going to a doctor today, since nothing OTC has any effect.

Both animals have had their frontline, and their future doses are already marked on my calendar

6/18/2009 12:35:07 PM

Casey has me all hot and bothered now!!!

6/18/2009 12:37:15 PM

my dog lives outside and doesn't get flea treatment. she doesn't have fleas.

6/18/2009 12:38:33 PM

i just took 3 massive dumps in a 30 minute window

my poor sphincter

6/18/2009 12:41:30 PM

My hair is the longest it's ever been and I'm only going to let it get longer. I haven't had a haircut since last September! I don't get split ends and I'm waiting until it grows out to the length I want to put some style and layers into it. I LOVE IT!

6/18/2009 12:49:01 PM

^^
that's always terrible

I don't like to take more than one dump a day if I can help it

6/18/2009 6:46:22 PM

i made a thread thinking it would be interesting and fun, yet no one is posting in it

fail...

6/18/2009 7:14:21 PM

ill post in it but i only have two songs right now, lemme think on it

6/18/2009 7:17:53 PM

I dated melanndelyn back in 2007. She dumped me cause I wouldn't put out...I was saving myself for marriage

6/18/2009 7:18:55 PM

lol

yeah i gotta get mine, you know how it is...

6/18/2009 7:20:39 PM

...FML

6/18/2009 7:22:13 PM

My intentions to buckle down in grad school and get work done ahead of time and not put it off until the last minute failed. My grand ambitions have been thwarted all week by such things as:

1) Roommates asking if I want to go play trivia instead of work. "Do I ever!"
2) Roommates asking if I want to shoot call of duty zombies instead of work. "And how!"
3) Having to go to the bathroom, coming out and deciding that going to the bathroom took too long, and really it was too late now to get any meaningful work done anyway. (I was in there for about three minutes)
4) Deciding that I should probably rub one out to relieve stress, followed by a decision that I really need to find some fresh pornography, followed by an hour of looking for pornography and not working.

I am not proud of myself at the moment. But tomorrow, when the work is done and this class is behind me, I will think to myself, "I really kick ass for overcoming all those challenges and still producing such a great paper."

So right now, I am ashamed of both my past and future selves.

6/18/2009 7:41:21 PM

my confession is that GrumpyGOP may, indeed, be my personal hero

6/18/2009 7:42:56 PM

im watching Happy Feet

and its adorable

6/18/2009 7:54:54 PM

once i get home its going to be interesting cause my neighbor really seems to want to hang out tonight...i'm trying to not get my hopes up because shes probably just going to use me for a weed connect or something

6/18/2009 8:40:35 PM

if i could learn to buckle down, i'd be extremely successful in life

but fuck that

6/18/2009 8:43:09 PM

im watching 'im a celebrity, get me out of here"

6/18/2009 8:48:37 PM

i have a 7 page paper due tommorow... im one paragraph in, looking at shoes, and considering taking a nap

6/18/2009 8:50:25 PM

procrastination ftw...it got me to a degree, and YOU can too

not dnl= <-------weed connect

6/18/2009 8:54:52 PM

I'm pretty much in the same situation as GrumpyGOP and Jen at the moment.

6/18/2009 9:07:37 PM

Super obese people have begun to gross me out - I don't really know how to describe what I mean by super obese. Some examples: women wearing muumuus because nothing else will fit, the man in a wheelchair whose fat spills every which way and who has to recline to be able to breathe, women whose faces are almost being swallowed by neck fat... those.

And when I see them chowing down on food at a point other than mealtime, or chugging down soda, my stomach actually starts to churn



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6/19/2009 10:38:23 AM

^OMG me too. And I feel so ashamed and hypocritical after thinking it too. I mean, I used to be that way, so I feel like it's wrong to think such things of others.

6/19/2009 10:39:31 AM

No, you and I havne't been that bad.

I'm talking about the people who are 2 or 4 or 8 of either of us put together in one body.

6/19/2009 10:40:25 AM

everytime i see bassjunkie i think brass monkey - and then the song gets stuck in my head

6/19/2009 11:44:12 AM