maybe i'll play some golf today, if it'll quit looking like it's about to storm

6/20/2007 12:25:25 PM

i want to get the hell outta work

6/20/2007 12:26:42 PM

i gotta go potty

6/20/2007 12:45:54 PM

Where is the sun, mate?

6/20/2007 12:46:58 PM

i love salad and homemade croutons

6/20/2007 12:47:20 PM

sing the song now

rock out and then bowl before i have to buckle down for the next two days

6/20/2007 12:48:09 PM

that was a big ass bluejay

6/20/2007 12:59:24 PM

ugh creepy guy across the hall touched me agagin

6/20/2007 1:00:39 PM

I hate these nonstop weird as heck Myspace messages

Quote :

"I KNOW YOUR BEAUTIFUL ON THE OUTSIDE NOW IS THE INSIDE IS AS EQUALLY BEAUTIFUL? IF SO WHAT WOULD BE A GREAT ADDITION TO YOUR WONDERFUL LIFE WOULD BE A HANDSOME BLACK MALE THAT IS FUNNY,LOVING,CARING,SPIRITUAL,FULL OF PASSION,VERY CREATIVE,AN ARTIST,AND LOYAL DONT YOU AGREE? AND JUST MOVED TO NC FROM NYC. "

6/20/2007 1:26:33 PM

now that's fucking weird
In Sweden, work begins on building the sailing ship Vasa.

[Edited on June 20, 2007 at 1:30 PM. Reason : d]

6/20/2007 1:27:19 PM

lol to the 2 posts above arab13 but one of those like "lol, that sucks" type of lols

[Edited on June 20, 2007 at 1:28 PM. Reason : .]

6/20/2007 1:27:42 PM

the mods on this site make me lol with their sad sad existances

[Edited on June 20, 2007 at 1:48 PM. Reason : actually only 1 or 2 of them.]

6/20/2007 1:48:05 PM

lol yea

6/20/2007 1:49:37 PM

aha internet drama

6/20/2007 3:20:20 PM

lol nah

6/20/2007 3:28:32 PM

irgendwo

6/20/2007 4:15:07 PM

i hate phones with a passion

6/20/2007 4:39:20 PM

i like my new cell phone. plus my CTU ringtone makes me feel important.

6/20/2007 4:41:53 PM

id forgotten how absolutely phenomenal mmw are

6/20/2007 5:10:44 PM

today is my moms bday

6/20/2007 5:11:50 PM

My whole family is huge. Jesus christ.

6/20/2007 5:13:36 PM

2 months of bliss, holla

6/20/2007 5:17:16 PM

How does my aunt, who is a vegetarian, balloon to upwards of 350lbs.?

HOLY FUCK. If this isn't motivation to keep a straight and narrow path to a healthy lifestyle then I don't know what is.

My jaw is on the fucking floor.

6/20/2007 5:19:44 PM

man i was stretching earlier and i pulled something in my back

6/20/2007 5:20:08 PM

man i was stretching earlier and i pulled something in my back

6/20/2007 5:20:54 PM

6/20/2007 5:30:53 PM

350lbs of vegetables.. damn, just damn

6/20/2007 5:31:39 PM

its genetics kiwi. you're fucked

6/20/2007 5:39:23 PM

Not fucked, just have to work harder than other people.

[Edited on June 20, 2007 at 5:42 PM. Reason : dfgdf]

6/20/2007 5:41:38 PM

no, you just have to realize you're physically incapable of leading a healthy lifestyle without fitting a size 2 or 3 or whatever it is skinny hot looking girls wear


you're a fatty through and through, let it sink in and embrace it


you wont always be able to keep on trucking

6/20/2007 5:43:55 PM

Quote :

"How does my aunt, who is a vegetarian, balloon to upwards of 350lbs.?"

vegetarian does not always mean healthy.

6/20/2007 5:47:24 PM

i dont get how i feel like i eat really unhealthy and am super lazy sometimes and still be like 175

6/20/2007 5:50:45 PM

apparently not, but I remember telling her about my new diet, and how things were going and she gave me a few pointers. now I see pics of her form the wedding last weekend and i'm all

6/20/2007 5:51:22 PM

slim/average does not always mean healthy.

6/20/2007 5:51:36 PM

yeah sometimes it does though

6/20/2007 5:52:08 PM

in my family it sure as fuck doesn't.. we're blessed with great metabolisms, then all die of heart attacks at 50

6/20/2007 6:28:39 PM

my family is long lived, however diabetes runs rampart on both sides.

6/20/2007 6:36:57 PM

my family doesnt have like any health problems at all, got them good polock genes

6/20/2007 6:38:09 PM

brains too

6/20/2007 6:56:05 PM

anybody interested in getting a quick bite to eat?

6/20/2007 7:40:08 PM

Breast cancer kills my family

6/20/2007 8:07:25 PM

plse to remove your shirt for impromptu intarweb examinations

6/20/2007 8:10:24 PM

Wanna come over? I think my tit's going to rot off

6/20/2007 8:13:59 PM

is your dildo gonna be a threat to me?

6/20/2007 8:15:29 PM

mmm

6/20/2007 8:15:56 PM

i'm allergic to poison oak/ivy if that counts

6/20/2007 8:19:22 PM

6/20/2007 8:24:30 PM

this really does have me smiling right now.

6/20/2007 8:25:24 PM

Why is everyone and their mother in advertising using that one Mates of State song?

6/20/2007 8:30:32 PM

My back hurts...and I took a Darvocet and it still hurts

6/20/2007 8:32:57 PM