guess i am the other guy...always in a foul mood lately...sucks for my friends and ppl around me

6/29/2009 11:54:07 PM

Eh, don't keep it bottled up, but don't make it the mainstay of all of your conversations or anything. Try to open up to people enough to care about their lives even though yours is fucked up, is my motto.

[Edited on June 29, 2009 at 11:55 PM. Reason : <==guilty]

6/29/2009 11:55:03 PM

i fucking love Dawson's Creek

6/30/2009 7:46:03 PM

I've played soccer in these pants 3 times without washing them

and now, inexplicably, they smell like vinegar

6/30/2009 8:29:10 PM

Crisis level.

6/30/2009 11:52:34 PM

i saw two guys with NCSU cups at my apartment pool today.

my first thought - they're not too bad looking

my second thought - i wonder if they're on TWW

7/4/2009 2:21:52 PM

I opted to clean house instead of going to watch fireworks

7/4/2009 8:57:59 PM

I hate ranch dressing... I mean I LOATHE it. Pure hatred. I don't even want it in my house or anywhere near me.

So someone, let's call him sexpencil, decided to make wings and absolutely has to have ranch dressing. I tried to convince him not to buy it, and when that didn't work I made various threats (which didn't work either).

He hasn't noticed yet, but I did something with it. When he does notice it, I'm going to try to convince him he agreed to not buy any.

We'll see how this goes.

7/4/2009 9:08:06 PM

[fail]

7/4/2009 9:15:06 PM

you still don't know what has become of said ranch

7/4/2009 9:15:46 PM

but i can't eat wings without ranch. seriously

7/4/2009 9:18:09 PM

so how mad/upset would you be if I said it never made it home?

7/4/2009 9:21:29 PM

very. esp since i got you bud light lime

7/4/2009 9:23:02 PM

ok I won't say that then

7/4/2009 9:24:27 PM

i'm pissed off at the world for no apparent reason. i peaced out of what should have been a perfectly enjoyable pool party after a couple beers this afternoon. when i got home i simply wanted to put my fist through the plate glass sliding patio door. but i didn't. i did slam the door when i came in and threw a shoe across the room.

wtf is wrong with me.

7/4/2009 9:29:46 PM

Nice. Happens sometimes to the best of us. If it gets worse, go see a shrink.

I get these random spouts of extreme depression, usually I just wander off and keep it to myself for however long it lasts. One time it went on for a week. Pissed off a friend because I couldn't explain it.

7/4/2009 9:30:41 PM

I am sitting here by myself on a Saturday night, posting on TWW as usual

what makes it especially pathetic is that it is the 4th of July

7/4/2009 9:43:16 PM

I didn't drive speed limit today.

7/4/2009 9:47:20 PM

RANCH DRESSING HAS BEEN LOCATED

7/4/2009 10:04:14 PM

oh thank god. i'll send orders to have the search party stand down.

7/4/2009 10:21:02 PM

THANK YOU KIND SIR.

7/4/2009 10:44:02 PM

Quote :

"I hate ranch dressing... I mean I LOATHE it. Pure hatred. I don't even want it in my house or anywhere near me. "

OMG me too.
It is SO! gross ...and my husband loves it

Quote :

"i'm pissed off at the world for no apparent reason. i peaced out of what should have been a perfectly enjoyable pool party after a couple beers this afternoon. when i got home i simply wanted to put my fist through the plate glass sliding patio door. but i didn't. i did slam the door when i came in and threw a shoe across the room. wtf is wrong with me. "

OMFG A GIRL

Quote :

"what makes it especially pathetic is that it is the 4th of July "

Nah, it doesn't.
I mean, see my post above

7/4/2009 10:58:29 PM

i think i should get some ambien

7/5/2009 3:18:55 AM

i would have been asleep 3 hours ago if i had gone to the pharmacy to pick up my ambian

7/5/2009 4:08:14 AM

AMBIAN

7/5/2009 4:32:17 AM

I secretly crave all of your attention. I also annoy the shit out of myself on a daily basis.

7/5/2009 7:27:55 AM

My husband finds all of my sexual overtures to be very irritating. I cannot help it that I am ham fisted and that he's a sensitive vagina.

7/5/2009 11:01:53 AM

bottombaby's husband gave me permission to sleep with bottombaby. I am still deciding whether or not to act on this...

7/5/2009 11:09:13 AM

7/5/2009 11:12:22 AM

7/5/2009 11:17:10 AM

i have an interview tomorrow... i've been trying to not think about it mentally (besides agonizing over WTF to wear). i'm not sure if this is a good thing or bad. (i either overdo it and psych myself out or go in there unprepared. )

7/5/2009 9:15:13 PM

I can't remember the last time I did this:

I'm very, very upset, so I'm sitting at my desk, talking to a friend, sobbing, and eating ice cream.

7/7/2009 3:47:54 PM

crying is very good for you

7/7/2009 9:36:31 PM

this site does nothing but fucking bring me down.

and yet, i cannot quit.

story of my life.

7/7/2009 9:58:37 PM

hmm this site actually picks me up a bit - i think my life is crappy, i come on here, then it doesn't seem so bad

7/7/2009 10:05:16 PM

so is it "loo-na-kay" or "loo-nack"?

[Edited on July 7, 2009 at 10:06 PM. Reason : it's loonack in my head]

7/7/2009 10:06:12 PM

A lot of times, I get on here, and one or two comments piss me the fuck off. That usually ruins my day.

7/7/2009 10:07:00 PM

Quote :

""loo-na-kay""

7/7/2009 10:07:47 PM

i don't think i'm gonna change it in my head

7/7/2009 10:09:34 PM

haha okay.

pilgrimshoes will always be "pilgrim shoes" in my head - apparently it could also be "pilgrims hoes"

7/7/2009 10:11:17 PM

i wonder if folks actually say "neuse river rat" in their heads or if it's just "neuse" or whatever....

7/7/2009 10:12:30 PM

I usually say the whole thing.

7/7/2009 10:13:58 PM

Quote :

""neuse river rat" "

7/7/2009 10:17:38 PM

ScHpEnXeL is always sexpencil in my head

7/7/2009 10:22:15 PM

^

[Edited on July 7, 2009 at 10:23 PM. Reason : and elkaybie is "elk babies"]

[Edited on July 7, 2009 at 10:24 PM. Reason : and khcadwhatever is "kadwackle"]

7/7/2009 10:23:06 PM

It's interesting to know the people who will actually stand up for you and those who pretend to.

7/7/2009 10:25:13 PM

i just ate 5 small triangle pieces of watermelon and i feel like i just gained 40 lbs. fuck.

7/7/2009 10:25:30 PM

i indirectly mentioned old blue chair tonight

7/7/2009 10:41:04 PM

wow only guys can be okay with friends with benefits then act all jealous when she tells you she is going on a date that weekend..

[Edited on July 7, 2009 at 10:47 PM. Reason : s]

7/7/2009 10:43:26 PM

incorrect

7/7/2009 10:44:43 PM