i think people that send shitty confessions should be exposed and then lashed 163 times

1/7/2011 11:12:10 PM

Quote :

"my boyfriend has a roommate who is a total pig. he is always leaving crumbs all over the counter and dirty dishes in the sink. furthermore, he has NEVER vacuumed the carpet in his living area. recently my boyfriend hired a maid to clean the whole house and the two of them agreed to split the cost, including cleaning supplies. the cleaning woman was supposed to come today and wouldn't return my boyfriend's phone calls. i joked that we should just clean the whole house and tell the roommate the cleaning woman came and that he owes $50. we cleaned the whole joint in 1 hour flat and it looks better than when the cleaning woman last name. now we're wondering if we should continue the scam. i mean, we were cleaning his shit anyway at least now we can get paid for it. admittedly, we weren't cleaning his bathroom & general living area before but for $50 we will...."

1/7/2011 11:13:17 PM

Quote :

"my boyfriend has a roommate who is a total pig. he is always leaving crumbs all over the counter and dirty dishes in the sink. furthermore, he has NEVER vacuumed the carpet in his living area. recently my boyfriend hired a maid to clean the whole house and the two of them agreed to split the cost, including cleaning supplies. the cleaning woman was supposed to come today and wouldn't return my boyfriend's phone calls. i joked that we should just clean the whole house and tell the roommate the cleaning woman came and that he owes $50. we cleaned the whole joint in 1 hour flat and it looks better than when the cleaning woman last came. now we're wondering if we should continue the scam. i mean, we were cleaning his shit anyway at least now we can get paid for it. admittedly, we weren't cleaning his bathroom & general living area before but for $50 we will.... "

^wtf...you stole my confession!

[Edited on January 7, 2011 at 11:14 PM. Reason : ]

1/7/2011 11:13:52 PM

I want one before bed. plzzzzzzz...

1/7/2011 11:14:14 PM

what the fuck ....

1/7/2011 11:14:32 PM

SCANDALOUS

1/7/2011 11:15:06 PM

Quote :

"Is it telling that I read the "maid scam" confession and immediately thought, "THAT'S BRILLIANT, I SHOULD DO THAT!" instead of considering the moral or ethical hangups of that plan? "

1/7/2011 11:17:19 PM

worthless

1/7/2011 11:22:36 PM

is it really that unethical? its deceptive for sure, but the roommate is getting the service they're paying for, just not from the cleaning lady

1/7/2011 11:26:09 PM

it's not unethical at all, if anything is stupidity on the original posters part for not thinking of that before deciding to hire someone

1/7/2011 11:27:44 PM

I'll post this

I told it to danny the other night


I feel honestly blessed to have my job, it's quite awesome and the money I make is ridiculous

but for the longest time I had this feeling that I would get fired at any moment because I seriously snuck in and don't fit in to the normal corporate world

but it's kind of awesome and I think I'm finally settling into the fact that I'm good at my job and love it

ugh I'm done thats the only post I'm gonna make bragging about my job


I really lucked out

1/8/2011 3:34:00 AM

while I appreciate the thought, the "cheekies" pic is not me

however, there is a pic of me in very similar undies floating around here somewhere

I think the girl in the pic is dropdeadkate

[Edited on January 8, 2011 at 3:35 PM. Reason : iphizzle]

1/8/2011 3:29:21 PM

Quote :

"I think the girl in the pic is dropdeadkate"

1/8/2011 4:44:58 PM

hit a brother up

1/8/2011 4:46:11 PM

That is a nice rump.

1/8/2011 5:08:30 PM

I'll take some...

1/8/2011 8:06:50 PM

will take some confessions also


^x5 I think you are right.
From the confession..

Quote :

"I, being the giant smartass I am"

[Edited on January 8, 2011 at 8:24 PM. Reason : .]

1/8/2011 8:13:46 PM

I will take your confessions in confidence!

1/8/2011 9:00:31 PM

i'd know that fine ass cheeky booty anywhere

1/8/2011 9:01:26 PM

^

Quote :

"not too long ago i found out that before we became serious my significant other had PMed thumper when she made the relationship advice thread. we talked about it and i'm not concerned about the content of the PMs, i'm really just kind of disgusted that she would consider herself competent and worthy of giving anyone relationship advice. yick "

Quote :

"I'm so lonely right now i'm tempted to drink this entire bottle of wine by myself just to numb the feeling "

[Edited on January 8, 2011 at 9:24 PM. Reason : confessions]

1/8/2011 9:02:30 PM

you can confess to me today if you want.

1/9/2011 12:01:49 PM

me too!

1/9/2011 12:02:47 PM

I never got any confessions yesterday.... you guys suck!

1/9/2011 12:03:43 PM

Quote :

"I check the "missed connection" section on craigslist often just to see if anyone is looking for me. "

1/9/2011 12:10:01 PM

Quote :

"My NY resolution was giving up fast food. I'm embarassed to tell people that though. So you're the only person who knows what my resolution is. I know this is a lame confession, but it's a confession. "

Thank you for the confession

and that is not a bad resolution... i have tried to cut back to maybe 1 time per every 2 weeks, but it is hard when you are on time restraints or traveling and need to eat something, but don't want to stop and get out of the car

1/9/2011 12:21:42 PM

no one loves me anymore.

1/9/2011 12:23:06 PM

I would love one.

1/9/2011 12:24:20 PM

Quote :

"I used to have an account on Plenty of Fish. Then someone I know told me they saw me on there and I deleted my account as soon as I got home. I don't like people knowing that I am actually actively looking for a relationship."

1/9/2011 12:25:47 PM

Quote :

" no one should give ggmon any confessions, because he is a creepy ass canadian"

1/9/2011 12:26:45 PM

Quote :

" I, too, don't think anyone should confess to ggmon. He's an asshole. "

1/9/2011 12:35:20 PM

Quote :

" sometimes I wonder if emce really does enjoy talking to me or if he only carries on conversations with me because he's a nice guy and doesn't want to be mean. "

1/9/2011 12:38:02 PM

No love for the GGMON?

Quote :

"I want to bwn PackPrincess till I get a 1-up."

1/9/2011 12:46:30 PM

^^ the world may never know

1/9/2011 12:54:45 PM

Quote :

" I also agree that no one should confess to GGMon... I'm waiting to see his pic in The Slammer one of these days for a creepy charge "

1/9/2011 1:41:08 PM

Quote :

"in response to the thumper relationship PMs... thumper is a huge flirt, so (assuming the person thumper PMed was a guy) they were probably very naughty by nature "

1/9/2011 1:41:50 PM

I would like one.

1/9/2011 1:44:14 PM

Quote :

"This is the first time in a very, very long time that I've had multiple (very attractive) guys fighting (quite literally) to win my affection. I sort of feel bad for leading them all on, but it's also completely awesome. I may or may not have taken steps to incite such a fight last night. But hey. I get free drinks and never have a dearth of guys to cuddle with... so I'm happy"

weak.

1/9/2011 2:01:01 PM

Quote :

"and that is not a bad resolution... i have tried to cut back to maybe 1 time per every 2 weeks, but it is hard when you are on time restraints or traveling and need to eat something, but don't want to stop and get out of the car"

i don't eat fast food usually unless i'm drunk. then, and only then, does cookout sound like an awesome idea. exceptions to this rule include bojangles when hung over and chick-fil-a.

1/9/2011 2:09:44 PM

I have not received, but I have given.

1/9/2011 2:11:30 PM

Quote :

"Sometimes I leave my bike rack on my car longer than necessary just so people think I ride my bike more often than I actually do."

Don't feel bad, this way you don't have to put it on and take it off all the time.

1/9/2011 2:18:56 PM

Quote :

"i didn't gain any weight over the holidays. i am the exact same weight that i was before thanksgiving despite having not really worked out and definitely over eating and drinking way more than i should. meanwhile everyone around me is complaining about how much weight they gained etc etc. i just don't say anything or i act like i need to lose some holiday weight too. because honestly, who wants to be around the one who didn't gain any holiday weight? amirite? "

I HATE YOU!!!


haha nah- I don't think I gained any "holiday" weight- but I still have some to lose, and the gym is becoming a more daily place for me to be. I don't think I'll ever get to the point where I'll be going everyday, and sometimes twice a day again, but I would like to get to a consistent 5 times a week. And good for you for showing some self restraint!

1/9/2011 2:29:58 PM

any more confessions??

1/9/2011 5:55:38 PM

Don't give her any. She'll just laugh at you

1/9/2011 5:59:24 PM

1/9/2011 6:28:06 PM

I've gotten less confessions lately. I guess people feel like I know too much about them already.

1/9/2011 6:46:13 PM

oh shit!!!

Quote :

"the gf and I are going to secretly wed in a couple of weeks. "

from two different people!

Quote :

"I'm actually married, but absolutely no one knows except my wife and I. If anyone found out they would be absolutely shocked and both of our families would probably disown us. "

[Edited on January 9, 2011 at 7:01 PM. Reason : ]

1/9/2011 7:00:32 PM

I will take some confessions.

Come on... it's sunday.... I know some of you have sins from saturday night that you need to get off your chest

1/9/2011 7:02:24 PM

Quote :

"I found the pic that begonias was talking about, and WOW that is a sexy ass to go along with such a beautiful young lady "

not really a confession but I will allow it.

[Edited on January 9, 2011 at 7:34 PM. Reason : .]

1/9/2011 7:33:49 PM

that pic is being thrown around so much that I would like a couple of guesses here, please answer yes/no.

Is that the ass of a black/white mix?

[Edited on January 9, 2011 at 7:51 PM. Reason : asd]

1/9/2011 7:50:49 PM

I'd hit it

1/9/2011 7:52:13 PM