Gah...his panties are in a wad

6/22/2007 9:14:34 AM

This zucchini is the size of a small dog

6/22/2007 9:15:07 AM

stop farting on yourself jesse!

6/22/2007 9:15:36 AM

quit asking me to do shit that you don't even want me to, judging by the fact that you refuse to give me any information.

I'm not even getting paid.

6/22/2007 9:34:59 AM

thats it, 30 more minutes and I'm out of this bitch

6/22/2007 11:35:24 AM

part of me wants to follow his tour

asheville, durham, atlanta, and then begin the vegas trip

6/22/2007 11:50:05 AM

i'm really hungry, but i'm too lazy to get food

6/22/2007 11:51:05 AM

^^you should, its fun

[Edited on June 22, 2007 at 11:51 AM. Reason : .]

6/22/2007 11:51:14 AM

hahahaha, don't encourage me saps!

6/22/2007 11:52:49 AM

who is it?

6/22/2007 11:55:31 AM

Andrew Bird...I've played him for you in my car before. The whistling guy

6/22/2007 11:59:08 AM

1 HOUR BEEEEETCHES

6/22/2007 12:01:35 PM

well bring a tent and a sleeping bag, great cheap places to camp around atlanta (stone mountain)

6/22/2007 12:06:29 PM

we were just gonna crash at the airport (we're flying out to vegas on the 14th RDU/Atlanta--so we were gonna move the RDU flight a day early). but i think we're just gonna do the durham show.

6/22/2007 12:07:44 PM

who to believe, who to believe

6/22/2007 12:09:08 PM

6/22/2007 12:25:40 PM

The Taj Mahal's construction is started: it will be finished, 22 years later, in 1653.

i can't wait for work to be over....

6/22/2007 12:26:36 PM

vegan chicken and dumplings are orgasmic.

6/22/2007 1:05:57 PM

?

6/22/2007 1:28:14 PM

i never answer my phone, and i guess now i know what people must feel like

6/22/2007 1:33:42 PM

well, time to go eat some wings and get shit-faced

6/22/2007 3:33:34 PM

holy shit my boss is makin a beer run for everyone right now....!

6/22/2007 3:56:03 PM

SO glad to be HOME and done with camp!!!!!

6/22/2007 5:13:49 PM

I should have stopped for dinner

I'm hongry

6/22/2007 5:36:14 PM

Crazy fucking night glad to be home.

6/22/2007 5:36:46 PM

i gotta get some liquor at some point...

6/22/2007 6:14:32 PM

grr

6/22/2007 6:58:55 PM

fuck it has been a long day.

6/22/2007 7:01:50 PM

bored outta my mind

6/22/2007 7:07:28 PM

do the dishes...its something thats productive while you are bored

6/22/2007 7:12:28 PM

masturbation is a close second

6/22/2007 7:16:06 PM

^^ tired of doing other people's dishes

^ no

6/22/2007 7:17:04 PM

ever type a whole text message and then not send it, in order to avoid a bunch of shit?

6/22/2007 7:28:42 PM

^^get merticula or vix or that other broad that doesnt have any posts(some shayna broad i think) to do them

6/22/2007 7:30:01 PM

i dont really know what i'm thinking...guess i cant wait for this food to finish...

6/22/2007 8:21:10 PM

6/22/2007 8:51:14 PM

hummm "if i wasn't married......"

6/22/2007 8:55:33 PM

6/22/2007 8:57:36 PM

6/22/2007 8:59:37 PM

[no homo]

6/22/2007 9:36:52 PM

o rly?

6/22/2007 9:41:26 PM

the sound of the drying telling you to go fold shit has got to be the second most annoying thing in the world

6/22/2007 10:02:45 PM

I am so jealous of the fun my boyfriend is having without me...doing something he has refused to do with me for the past 4 years.

6/22/2007 10:11:23 PM

uh oh!

6/22/2007 10:12:21 PM

Is he having sex without you? jk

6/22/2007 10:12:49 PM

Freebird on hard is tough.

6/22/2007 10:13:31 PM

He's at a concert...


Oh, he's gonna pay...

[Edited on June 22, 2007 at 10:14 PM. Reason : z]

6/22/2007 10:13:39 PM

which concert?

6/22/2007 10:14:21 PM

Toby Keith... his friend was getting stood up and called and asked him to drive him. It's nice that he gets to go 1- for free, 2- with a friend he don't see much, and 3-getting the friend home safely....but still

[Edited on June 22, 2007 at 10:16 PM. Reason : ]

6/22/2007 10:15:34 PM

Who is Toby Keith?

6/22/2007 10:16:28 PM