You wish dawg lawl.

6/23/2007 1:50:47 PM

i forgot, john is more of a fan of bunny oil.

6/23/2007 1:51:19 PM

6/23/2007 1:51:47 PM

I don't predict me being drunk enough

6/23/2007 1:52:53 PM

You weren't drunk thursday. And you promised just the tip

6/23/2007 1:53:32 PM

6/23/2007 1:54:02 PM

asshole

speaking of which, mine still hurts.

6/23/2007 1:54:42 PM

6/23/2007 1:55:14 PM

I meant to kiss you on the neck

my bad

6/23/2007 1:55:24 PM

my memory of that night is black and white and grainy.

How could you, I trusted you.

6/23/2007 1:56:49 PM

without a car, I have nothing to do

6/23/2007 1:56:54 PM

i need to quite being a giant douche and just go to the coffee shop

6/23/2007 1:59:21 PM

well I'm being a turd sandwich

6/23/2007 1:59:49 PM

i think im gonna go to pier1 and buy a coffee table
then go buy a wii
then buy a frame from something
then go to moes






BUT THERE'S A DEADLIEST CATCH MARATHON ON AND I HAVENT STOOD UP IN 5 HOURS

6/23/2007 2:00:23 PM

Quote :

"I need to quite being a giant douche and just go to the coffee shop"

But, wouldn't going to the coffee shop just make you a giant douche again?

[Edited on June 23, 2007 at 2:02 PM. Reason : There's an Ultimate Fighter marathon on for me.]

6/23/2007 2:01:52 PM

it will actually make me accomplish something.

6/23/2007 2:02:57 PM

I go to the coffee shop every morning, does that make me a douche?

6/23/2007 2:03:01 PM

i would say no.

6/23/2007 2:03:34 PM

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2038710473

6/23/2007 2:04:00 PM

You're a girl, it's different.

6/23/2007 2:06:52 PM

yay!

6/23/2007 2:09:56 PM

Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny whoop Johnny woop Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny



THAT'S WRONG!!!!

6/23/2007 2:18:23 PM

lonely...

6/23/2007 2:29:31 PM

6/23/2007 2:54:00 PM

6/23/2007 2:56:22 PM

sex...

who wants it?

6/23/2007 3:46:26 PM

I could use some....i'll even make you a sammich

6/23/2007 3:46:54 PM

jk

6/23/2007 3:47:59 PM

you know you want my std

6/23/2007 3:49:01 PM

no thanks...

I want someone in particular

6/23/2007 3:49:47 PM

oh so my std isnt good enough for you?

6/23/2007 3:51:15 PM

never

6/23/2007 3:52:59 PM

I can always get more!

6/23/2007 3:53:44 PM

I don't even want sex...

I just want a hug

6/23/2007 3:55:38 PM

I'll give you a hug after sex????

6/23/2007 3:57:26 PM

best second post ever

6/23/2007 3:57:39 PM

my head hurts

and whered you go, answer my IM its important

6/23/2007 3:58:21 PM

Food.

6/23/2007 3:59:36 PM

I can't eat. I've had half a side salad in two days...

6/23/2007 4:01:25 PM

I could eat something here:

Can of soup, can of beefaroni, hot pocket. Hell I could cook waffles and sausage.

For some reason I'm thinking Wendy's or KFC though.

Ooooh, I have those KFC buffet coupons ... I wonder who I can con into going ... ?

6/23/2007 4:02:32 PM

im going to bojangles

6/23/2007 4:03:40 PM

^^^are you not feeling well?

[Edited on June 23, 2007 at 4:04 PM. Reason : x]

6/23/2007 4:03:51 PM

i just ate lunch<3

6/23/2007 4:05:05 PM

^^Nah...I'm fine

[Edited on June 23, 2007 at 4:11 PM. Reason : dsfsd]

6/23/2007 4:11:34 PM

that's an awfully small amount to eat.

6/23/2007 4:13:45 PM

shes anorexic and is trying to lose 10-15 pounds so she can be around 100-105 by the 4th of july

6/23/2007 4:14:29 PM

6/23/2007 4:14:49 PM

these motherfuckers on craigslist need to update their "best of" section

6/23/2007 4:16:25 PM

wtf...no i'm not i'm chubby

6/23/2007 4:16:52 PM

blue balls



[Edited on June 23, 2007 at 4:17 PM. Reason : x]

6/23/2007 4:17:12 PM