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1/9/2011 7:52:38 PM

I would destroy it.

1/9/2011 7:52:52 PM

looks like a good tan to me.

1/9/2011 7:59:22 PM

Quote :

"her butt is so much tanner than miiiiiiiiiiiine "

only solution to this is a jello wrestling match.

1/9/2011 8:34:08 PM

don't think that's going to solve the butt being tanner part.

1/9/2011 8:35:34 PM

It might if you do it outside

1/9/2011 8:36:13 PM

I approve of this idea.

1/9/2011 8:37:26 PM

Quote :

"Please don't judge, I haven't told anyone this. I had a dream last weak where in this dream I cuddled and then had sex with a male coworker. I remember feeling like I was forced into as if I were some prostitute or something because I don't remember enjoying any of it. I felt very guilty at the end and woke up when I decided to tell my girl about it. It was 4 AM when I woke up and I drowned several glasses of water. This particular person isn't all that important in my work life, and I don't know why it was him."

1/9/2011 8:40:32 PM

EMCE....the Sexy Freddy Krueger of TWW

creepin' all up in your dreams..... *not the other thing



















*you know... the whole child molester thing

1/9/2011 8:42:40 PM

You can creep into any dream of mine you want

1/9/2011 8:44:43 PM

1/9/2011 8:44:59 PM

You should tell him about this dream maybe he has been sending you vibes because he wants to hit it

[Edited on January 9, 2011 at 8:48 PM. Reason : .]

1/9/2011 8:47:07 PM

Quote :

"that pic is being thrown around so much that I would like a couple of guesses here, please answer yes/no. Is that the ass of a black/white mix?"

if you're talking about me, then no

and the tan comes from being the manager of tanning salon

1/11/2011 12:07:45 PM

Nobody has requested a confession yet this page

1/11/2011 4:37:41 PM

I haven't had one in 2 days.
<----

1/11/2011 4:40:54 PM

Quote :

"There are some people that post in the "flatter the person above you" thread that I just feel bad for. Whenever it gets bumped to the top, it's almost always the same 3 or 4 people I see as having posted in it last, and then it dies again for a few days. It's like they just need someone to validate them... and, well, if you're looking for validation from a website, you might want to reevaluate your priorities. I know how it feels to have self-confidence issues; I've been there. But this is the wrong place to try and fix them. In the same vein, I'll often try to think of something to post about these people whenever I see this happening, but I can't ever come up with anything. :\"

1/11/2011 10:09:38 PM

damn. EMCE called the fuck out

1/11/2011 10:11:50 PM

I don't think he was called out, I think it was those of us that constantly post in that thread.

1/11/2011 10:13:19 PM

Quote :

"I, too, try to find some reason to flatter people that haven't been flattered. Then I end up being the one that kills the thread "

1/11/2011 10:18:52 PM

Quote :

"if you're looking for validation from a website, you might want to reevaluate your priorities."

it looks to me like whoever sent that PM was looking for validation

on a website.

1/11/2011 10:19:21 PM

Quote :

"I think my ex is trying to slowly but surely make me feel so uncomfortable that I stop posting here. "

1/11/2011 10:28:23 PM

i want some

1/11/2011 10:29:18 PM

Quote :

"I think I knocked up the girl I was with a few weeks ago. She's been acting funny the past week dropping all sorts of crazy hints "

OH SNAP

1/11/2011 10:48:01 PM

Quote :

"I've cried myself to sleep on a regular basis for the better part of a year."

:\

1/11/2011 11:15:41 PM

^ Thats a bit long yo, sounds like they are in a rut.

1/11/2011 11:16:49 PM

give me some!

1/12/2011 12:39:08 PM

ownpen for business

1/12/2011 12:41:35 PM

tdub has apparently turned into a bunch of angels. I am disappoint

1/12/2011 12:46:35 PM

send me confessions

1/12/2011 12:52:45 PM

living vicariously through others, are we?

1/12/2011 12:54:21 PM

neener

Quote :

"I really respect zorthage. With all that he has been through, he still manages to always have an upbeat attitude. Every time someone comes on here and complains about their crappy day, it always makes me smile when I see him come in with a positive comment and think about how he is able to do it despite everything. I don't know if I could be that positive about everything myself. KEEP ON TRUCKIN, MAN! "

1/12/2011 12:56:16 PM

What happened to zorthage?

1/12/2011 2:59:14 PM

his wife (ambrosia) passed away

1/12/2011 3:00:21 PM

He lost his wife, ambrosia, back in October.

The guy is a trooper, and admirable for sure

1/12/2011 3:00:34 PM

Quote :

"I'm pretty sure I've figured out what happened with ScHpEnXeL. I refrain from posting in the thread b/c it will only escalate things. Even the dumbest of internet sleuths can piece it together w/ google and TWW."

1/12/2011 7:23:28 PM

i dunno, i'm pretty fucking dumb

1/12/2011 7:25:49 PM

^6 Who ever sent that confession, thank you

1/12/2011 9:32:04 PM

Quote :

"i didn't really care about what happened to shexpencil but with all the secrecy, i need to know now. /no homo"

[Edited on January 13, 2011 at 7:48 AM. Reason : tags]

1/13/2011 7:47:49 AM

I had kind of forgotten about ScHpEnXeL. Something tells me whatever it is that happened isn't interesting enough to waste trying to piece together on my own

1/13/2011 11:15:14 AM

I really want to know but I am too dumb to piece together the clues

Someone fill me in pretty please

1/13/2011 11:21:03 AM

^ can do!

he was dating begonias, but then you made a thread asking why he doesn't post anymore, and then every single reply in the thread was "what happened between them doesn't need to be posted here". people were clearly concerned for his privacy.

1/13/2011 11:26:54 AM

ScHpEnXeL joined the KGB, and he had to delete his old life. End of story.

1/13/2011 11:39:29 AM

ScHpEnXeL is the REAL person behind wikileaks and the Feds got him. End of story.

1/13/2011 11:42:29 AM

ScHpEnXeL is the Lindberg Baby!

1/13/2011 12:12:58 PM

so THAT is the ScHpEnXeL story? Weak - so the mods are basically abusing their power cause they are friends with both of them?

Weak.

1/13/2011 12:38:05 PM

Quote :

"I normally don't have self confidence issues but my bf denied me for sex twice yesterday and I am really taking that personally and feel pretty cruddy today. "

1/13/2011 12:39:30 PM

1/13/2011 12:40:15 PM

^^ yo, forward that pm to me. I have some umm "advice" for her.

1/13/2011 12:45:40 PM

i am bored...send me some confessions

1/13/2011 12:57:44 PM

Girls always take that shit personally and think there's something wrong with them. He just didn't feel like having sex. End of story.

1/13/2011 1:19:00 PM