since no one EVER reads the 8,149th post

funny as hell... burst out laughing a few times

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/30/gemma-correll_n_6950674.html

4/1/2015 9:08:16 AM

Quote :

"^TL;DR??"

I didn't read much of it, but a good portion of the first chapter is young boy, older woman, coming-of-age type stuff.

4/1/2015 7:24:53 PM

4/4/2015 1:00:39 PM

Some assholes always bust my chops if I post stuff that's a few days to a few weeks old, making snarky comments about my internet access... but watch as NO ONE will say anything about this ^ which is 6 months old. (I actually don't mind at all if old stuff gets posted, but some people obviously do... mainly if I post it)

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Funniest thing I have seen since yesterday:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxce8y1Rsgc

College Gym Safari Tour

4/5/2015 7:44:39 AM

I searched TWW to see if that video had ever been posted on this site, which it hadn't. Had it been posted, I wouldn't have posted it for fear of ridicule for posting something old.

4/5/2015 3:18:28 PM

Isnt the thread titled, "Best Thing You've Seen on the Internet Today" and not "Best thing you've seen on the internet today that was posted in the last few days"???

4/5/2015 5:08:02 PM

^ hey I agree, but there are some bastards (including mods, and their dickriders) who tail me around the site and ridicule me when I post something here or in the other [x] thing you have seen on the Internet today threads... like I said, I don't mind how old something is when someone posts it, i enjoy it regardless. Obviously those jerks have a million hours in their day and watch all content as it gets uploaded on the Internet, so they can't bear to see something a few weeks/months old again.

4/5/2015 9:18:39 PM

https://www.facebook.com/pages/All-Around-Pizza-and-Deli/260581017156

geniusboy's pizza place...

he doesnt post very much about pizza does he?

4/5/2015 9:22:21 PM

Are a single one of those god damn posts about the pizza place?

4/5/2015 9:45:55 PM

on jan 17 he posted about a papa johns employee who shot an armed robber in self defense

and on jan 14 about a delivery driver being shot in atlanta

those are about pizza, right?

OH WAIT HERE WE GO december 21 he posted the holiday schedule, whew

[Edited on April 5, 2015 at 10:55 PM. Reason : -]

4/5/2015 10:51:36 PM

haha how did that idiot buy his own business to begin with?

4/5/2015 11:18:26 PM

Well it certainly wasn't paid for by his performance on Piers Morgan.

4/6/2015 12:51:42 AM

Ummmm, who dis???

4/6/2015 8:09:58 AM

Her boob job doc got the nipples crooked.

4/6/2015 8:29:32 AM

LOL, this is funny... shortest man meets tallest man, watch the difference in hand sizes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GYYYMEV5DY

The 29' Chinese died in 2010, so the Turkish 8' 3" giant also met the current shortest man last year, who is also the shortest man ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTDTrFhV_CU

He is only 21.5', making the Turk almost 5 times as tall

Also surprising is that the Nepalese dwarf is 76 years old

Funny to hear the dwarves speak






[Edited on April 6, 2015 at 11:55 AM. Reason : ]

4/6/2015 11:44:11 AM

I want to see this 29 foot Chinese fella you speak of

4/6/2015 1:23:33 PM

btw, the gif that doesn't show... I hope it will show if you click on the link: http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-gif-tallest-man-shortest.gif

4/6/2015 1:26:05 PM

4/7/2015 10:40:22 AM

I want to see this 29 foot Chinese fella you speak of

4/7/2015 10:46:27 AM

I want to see this 29 foot Chinese fella you speak of

4/7/2015 11:37:03 AM

4/7/2015 4:43:06 PM

http://www.avclub.com/article/there-are-elements-kubrick-carpenter-and-early-luc-217498

4/8/2015 12:02:03 PM

http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/weird/Newtown-Twp-Police-Search-for-Volunteers-to-Get-Drunk-for-DUI-School-298965031.html?_osource=SocialFlowFB_CTBrand

Quote :

"Police officers in Newtown Square, Pennsylvania want you to help them by getting drunk on their dime. And no, it’s not a trap. The Department announced Monday that they’re looking for volunteers to participate in a “field sobriety coordination testing school” for officers. "

I wish I lived in PA for this - I would love to volunteer

4/8/2015 3:58:31 PM

^I did that in cary with some cary cop trainees before.

4/8/2015 4:33:08 PM

OMG this is so awesome!

Thug in a hoodie on a train in Japan pushing around a Jet Li-style dressed dude gets dropped real quick with an awesome Judo move!



Best 23 second video you can watch!

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=792522757503950&srcid=994871383908830

4/9/2015 12:23:40 PM

Lame.

4/9/2015 12:55:43 PM

Definitely made my day night

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3032305/Finally-GIRL-Mother-six-boys-deafening-reaction-cuts-pink-gender-reveal-cake.html

Quote :

"Finally, a GIRL! Mother of six boys' deafening reaction as she cuts into pink gender reveal cake * Video shows Cher Lair from Apex, North Carolina, cutting into a cake at her gender reveal party with family gathered around * She did not know the sex of her baby and gave the scan results to a baker * As she lifts up a slice of pink sponge, she can hardly believe her eyes and proceeds to scream out in excitement * The mother-of-six said that she and her husband, Stephen, had given up on ever having a daughter - their first is due in August"

The video is so cool haha







Anybody know the family lol? Dude must be making bank, cuz they look like an educated good family, not welfare munchers.

ibtwhydotheyhavesixkids

4/9/2015 11:23:06 PM

https://youtu.be/lyffs9cke5A


Awesome

4/10/2015 12:30:13 AM

^they let anybody make a video nowadays

4/10/2015 4:54:17 AM

Coolest videos I have watched this week

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhzFh_hs5Oc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIJbu3re8Lk

(animals)

4/11/2015 4:16:57 PM

http://mentalfloss.com/article/54639/12-shapes-you-didnt-know-had-names

4/13/2015 1:04:46 AM

30 year old who had never painted, started painting after going blind, using just his sense of touch.

And he creates paintings which are far superior to those of many seasoned sighted painters! The crazy amazing brain shows what it can do once again...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWmalXfWNLc

Someone embed please

4/13/2015 1:38:09 PM

FAR SUPERIOR

4/13/2015 11:22:53 PM

He's pretty much the worst.

4/13/2015 11:43:18 PM

http://www.city-data.com/forum/north-carolina/2345899-my-fiance-had-affair-now-has.html

4/14/2015 12:17:22 PM

Quote :

"http://www.city-data.com/forum/north-carolina/2345899-my-fiance-had-affair-now-has.html"

When does it get good?

4/14/2015 4:12:21 PM

http://www.theonion.com/articles/little-pussy-has-to-take-phone-call-in-other-room,35639/

4/14/2015 8:38:34 PM

[Edited on April 14, 2015 at 11:58 PM. Reason : big]

4/14/2015 11:52:36 PM

everything about this is fucking glorious:

4/15/2015 1:45:50 PM

https://instagram.com/helenowen/

4/15/2015 1:52:12 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=53&v=-Hfduh7xYc0

4/15/2015 3:01:59 PM

^^ Not saying that girl isn't beautiful...because she is...but she's also a fucking stick. Put on a few more lbs and holla at me.

4/15/2015 3:10:17 PM

Pedobear ballet ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQbDmCKGtuU

4/15/2015 10:23:13 PM

Omglol ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3043183/High-school-teen-s-elaborate-prom-proposal-does-NOT-plan-ends-date-tears.html

Best video I have seen in the past few days

Poor guy... but it all worked out.

I must say though, that was an awesome way to ask a girl out... so if she thought it was shitty, she is probably not his type.

P.S. Why did the dude look like he was 28?

4/17/2015 2:28:06 PM

I highly suggest watching this lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQiw1MMoaZY

4/18/2015 5:51:14 PM

^^bitch said yes when he bought her a frosty, hahahaha. Run young man, RUN

^^^ what in the hell?

[Edited on April 18, 2015 at 8:57 PM. Reason : sdf]

4/18/2015 8:53:46 PM

http://www.sbnation.com/2015/4/20/8457901/marshall-henderson-waited-2-years-to-revenge-tweet-erin-andrews

4/22/2015 9:53:46 AM

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/04/27/the-man-who-broke-the-music-business

4/22/2015 10:45:30 AM

^ that was a great read

4/22/2015 12:35:30 PM

^,^^ Agreed, long article but pretty interesting.

Thinking about it though, I definitely stand on the side of the fence that illegal music sharing caused a huge surge in the popularity of music through the late 90's and 2000's.

4/22/2015 11:22:38 PM