7/10/2009 6:39:04 PM

^^oh im sure you wish you could dnl

7/10/2009 6:40:00 PM

aint no mfing wishing about it

7/10/2009 6:43:35 PM

i wanna live happily ever after

7/13/2009 3:55:22 PM

ok actually i ate 2 powdered doughnuts and now i'm eating chips and dip

7/13/2009 10:12:10 PM

it's ok - work out a little extra tomorrow and you'll feel better

7/13/2009 10:14:00 PM

i'm in the closet for chick flicks...

in enjoy them and i hate myself for it

7/13/2009 10:14:01 PM

i purchased a obscene amount of clothing today and quasi-rationalized it due to the great sale items i got

7/15/2009 2:55:40 AM

i cant decide on whether to eat the rest of this cake now

7/15/2009 2:58:14 AM

i want to play a truly evil prank on someone



no animals or people will be actually harmed in this production

/end disclaimer

7/15/2009 5:48:22 AM

I am fearful of my next fight, dont wanna lose two in a row

like buju banton my backs against the wall

7/15/2009 7:40:10 AM

I noticed someone from my high school defriended me on Facebook. So then I checked to see if some other people had defriended me who I hadn't seen on my feed in awhile. Then I realized how stupid and petty it was. I'll probably do it again sometime though.

7/15/2009 8:58:52 AM

i slept 10 hours since last night and i'm still tired

7/15/2009 10:21:10 AM

^^ Facebook sucks.

7/15/2009 10:21:47 AM

old facebook was good
myspacebook sucks

7/15/2009 10:22:25 AM

i have phenomenal cleavage in this shirt

7/15/2009 10:24:28 AM

wheres flood control today? did it call in sick?

7/15/2009 10:29:39 AM

so i have no clue how i'm getting to work and if i'm asked about my hand i'll have to make up an excuse how i beat someone up or something

7/16/2009 5:15:17 AM

I'm tempted to post a thread poking fun at [link]DNL[/user]. Fortunately, that temptation is overridden by a more rational desire not to feed the beast.


Some chicken nuggets sound good about now though.

7/16/2009 12:25:29 PM

Quote :

"[link]DNL[/user]"

win

7/16/2009 12:30:25 PM

sonofabitch.

I confess I was tempted to ghost edit that, but that would deprive you of the context of your joke.


It stands as written [link][/user]

7/16/2009 12:38:39 PM

This might be a mistake.

7/16/2009 12:49:14 PM

i just made a deal to flash somebody once an arrangement we made a long time ago is over...

7/16/2009 7:26:29 PM

im watching pornotube

7/16/2009 7:27:24 PM

lies

lesbians abhor sex

7/16/2009 7:32:05 PM

no im thinking i wanna fuck a guy to try it

7/16/2009 7:35:19 PM

raises hand

7/16/2009 7:37:14 PM

dude...
she's fucked fermat already

that means that her vagina is about as tight as a gohper hole, and she has VD!

[Edited on July 16, 2009 at 7:38 PM. Reason : j]

7/16/2009 7:38:26 PM

she fucked fermat?

nevermind then

7/16/2009 7:39:41 PM

im a virgin thank you

7/16/2009 7:41:57 PM

raises hand again

7/16/2009 7:42:53 PM

we'll talk

7/16/2009 7:48:10 PM

*does a sweep kick, knocks djeternal down, then raises hand*

7/16/2009 7:49:07 PM

i just wanna watch!

7/16/2009 7:49:43 PM

*invites thumper to watch, and hands her a box-o-popcorn*

7/16/2009 7:50:24 PM

djeternal rolls 2 6-sided dice: 5 2

7/16/2009 7:51:42 PM

7/16/2009 7:53:16 PM

literally had nothing all day except a salad, 2 cookies, a milk, and a sunkist

7/16/2009 11:36:03 PM

all i had today was water, noodles, beer and beer

7/17/2009 1:32:20 AM

^^literally, that's not nothing

7/17/2009 1:33:10 AM

Dude on the left is a mechanic at the railroad where I work. I hardly recognized him without his hair pulled up under his hard hat, but he is definitely rocking Kirk's old style. I wonder if he stills his riffs, too.

7/17/2009 7:46:56 AM

i just smashed the shit out of my toe on the chair

7/17/2009 12:57:42 PM

i said i wouldn't come back, but i did.

7/18/2009 1:35:24 AM

^ yes. we know.

7/18/2009 2:51:01 AM

i get lost in the night so high i don't want to come down
to face the loss of the good thing that i've found

7/18/2009 9:32:41 AM

I could have sworn that I brought my purse inside, but it's obviously not here.

I'm losing my marbles

7/18/2009 9:56:47 AM

last night i went to jackpot and i thought the people i went with were leaving me and my other friends that i was supposed to meet there didn't come so i almost used someone's iphone to post desperately for company from tww.

but then the people i came with stayed and other friends showed up (though not the ones that were supposed to) so it was fine

the sad part is i would have been okay by myself (i have been the other times i've been alone there!). i guess sometimes i just need constant reassurance from my groupies that i am cool.

7/18/2009 9:20:26 PM

i just ate the most disgusting meal from arbys and it hurt my tummy
now i kind of miss eating spinach salads every night

7/18/2009 9:25:49 PM

spinach salads are delicious

7/18/2009 9:27:42 PM

i could probably eat spinach for the rest of my life
delish

7/18/2009 9:29:22 PM