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1/13/2011 1:36:53 PM

maybe she got fat, or has a bad smelling vag. Or maybe, he just didn't feel like it that day,

It does happen.

Maybe you could, I don't know, ask him?

[Edited on January 13, 2011 at 1:43 PM. Reason : m]

1/13/2011 1:36:54 PM

I would like a confession!

Also, ^ this is true. It's possible for a guy to not be in the mood. Crazy!

[Edited on January 13, 2011 at 1:41 PM. Reason : k]

1/13/2011 1:41:13 PM

Pfft, men are always in the mood. Don't you watch porn?

1/13/2011 1:55:27 PM

Confess to me?

1/13/2011 1:59:43 PM

So, everyone is an angel now, huh?

1/17/2011 10:06:14 PM

That or people got tired of making up shit.

1/17/2011 10:10:13 PM

Quote :

"there is a married man that I work with that I would like to have sexual relations with. "

1/17/2011 10:25:37 PM

I'll take some.

1/17/2011 10:26:56 PM

Quote :

"I wish I had never cheated, but I did and I can't go back in time. "

Quote :

"I'm getting a bad feeling that I waited too long to act on what I wanted, and I've lost the opportunity "

1/17/2011 10:37:17 PM

you can send me confessions whenever...

1/17/2011 10:43:30 PM

Quote :

"I had sex in my niece's playroom this weekend "

1/17/2011 10:52:51 PM

ill take some

1/17/2011 10:55:05 PM

confessions my dearies?

1/18/2011 11:56:53 PM

ttt

1/19/2011 10:05:43 AM

Quote :

"So for the past little while I've been feeling kinda depressed, kinda blue due to the breakup of me and my ex-fiancée. Some of it had to do with some of the things I said to her the last time we talked. It was stuff that was said out of being hurt, and wasn't really necessary. I've been feeling somewhat bad about that for some reason or another. Well, recently she sent me an email about a joint bill that we still due that I totally forgot about, and in my reply when sending the receipt for the paid bill, I told her that I apologized for saying that shit and it was unnecessarily hurtful. I also wished her all the best and that I hope she finds happiness. Now I know that some of TWW will say "dude, that was fucking gay" to do that or something, but I feel really good about it. It was kind of a mental closure or something, hell I don't know but I think it was good idea. It doesn't really matter whether or not she responds, that wasn't what I was looking for. I think it was the saying "goodbye have a nice life" type of thing, and meaning it, that helped. I think I'm starting to get over her, which is good because I'm really tired of feeling blue. "

1/19/2011 3:46:14 PM

Open for business

1/19/2011 3:57:59 PM

i'll take a confession or three

1/19/2011 4:12:50 PM

PM me your confessions and i will tell you how you can be forgiven

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

1/19/2011 4:14:26 PM

Quote :

"So that stuff that someone said about zorthage being a trooper, I definitely agree with that. I still have no idea what happened with the shcpenxil (or whatever the name is) drama but it sounds interesting. Also, I'm having one of those days where I'm incredibly horny and wishing I had a some sort of FWB type of situation. "

1/19/2011 8:52:29 PM

i like confessions!

1/19/2011 8:53:05 PM

Quote :

"I am married. I am having an affair. I like it. I am a horrible person. "

moar!

1/20/2011 12:03:26 AM

^^^ to whoever sent that

^

1/20/2011 12:04:24 AM

a confession would totally make my night

1/20/2011 12:27:21 AM

Quote :

"there is a girl who will be in town next week who I have already fucked. I can't wait to show her around downtown and then have the best sex ever"

get you some dawg!

Quote :

"I am skipping the gym this morning."

[Edited on January 20, 2011 at 9:57 AM. Reason : not nearly as interesting, unless you know the backstory ]

1/20/2011 9:42:09 AM

Do you ever read confessions and think to yourself uh oh I wonder if people think that was from me? haha

1/20/2011 9:55:41 AM

I've had people call me out on them...and they weren't me.

1/20/2011 9:56:59 AM

^^I don't wonder that often but I wonder that now.

I do wonder what people think when confessing. Like the being married and having an affair. I wonder how that person feels when they are around their spouse and how do they have time to sneak off and do someone else? Also, why someone likes being married and having the stress of a side relationship? Is it about not having feelings involved at all?

[Edited on January 20, 2011 at 10:05 AM. Reason : arrows. PackPrincess. ]

1/20/2011 9:59:48 AM

Then you wonder if that person's SO is on tdub.

1/20/2011 10:01:31 AM

then you wonder if they already know

1/20/2011 10:03:38 AM

then you wonder how many tdubbers already know

1/20/2011 10:05:09 AM

Then you wonder how many lawyers already know.

1/20/2011 10:06:43 AM

then you wonder why the hell I haven't gotten any confessions.

1/20/2011 10:07:20 AM

Then you wonder if its even a true confession.

1/20/2011 10:07:31 AM

then you think its a whore and you didnt get a confession cause you already slept with them

1/20/2011 10:09:06 AM

then you wonder what happened to seXpEnCeL

1/20/2011 10:09:18 AM

[Edited on January 20, 2011 at 10:15 AM. Reason : scratch that]

1/20/2011 10:10:24 AM

and finally a confession which will break your hearts

Quote :

"I've been sending out bogus confessions for about a month now. Some better than others. "

1/20/2011 10:11:10 AM

I'll take a fake one as long as it's good.

Quote :

"I once slept with a girl right after she confessed to me about having an abortion. Needless to say, I didn't bother using a condom."

1/20/2011 10:12:03 AM

Quote :

"I slept with a guy, told him he had the biggest dick I'd ever seen. He was so excited and thought he was the best lay ever. I thought it really was a pathetic excuse for a penis and he was one of the worst lays ever."

1/20/2011 11:27:47 AM

poor guy

1/20/2011 11:30:58 AM

and she tells me through a random confession?? crushed she couldn't just tell me last night

[Edited on January 20, 2011 at 11:32 AM. Reason : excuse: it was really cold ]

1/20/2011 11:31:44 AM

shrinkage??

1/20/2011 11:35:41 AM

PP does that often i heard

1/20/2011 11:36:59 AM

You gotta know that if you have a small penis and a girl tells you that you've got the biggest that she's ever seen...then she's bullshitting.

1/20/2011 11:38:03 AM

Confessions plz

1/20/2011 11:40:41 AM

hahahaha. Fess up grumpy was it you?

Quote :

"This morning in my EC448 class I see the person sitting directly in front of me is on TWW. He was typing a response to something in The Soap Box and I couldn't see his username. All class, instead of taking notes, I watched his computer screen to see what he was typing and where. He spent nearly 30 minutes typing a reply to a thread. I still didn't catch his username. So, I got home from class and perused the threads to find a phrase I distinctly remember seeing him type. I think his identity is GrumpyGOP"

1/20/2011 12:42:06 PM

Quote :

"I don't do shit at my job. Most days I do about 90 minutes max of actual focused work, and often less than that. I take projects and stretch them out to 3 - 5 times the length they would actually take. I've had this one project where I would seriously write a couple sentences for the document, then post on Tdub and internet forums for like 45 minutes, write a couple sentences, repeat. I could work faster but then my boss would run out of shit for me to do and give me 100% busywork."

1/20/2011 1:48:32 PM

welcome to the workforce...we're glad to have you.

1/20/2011 1:49:12 PM

haha I thought GrumpyGOP had already graduated.

1/20/2011 1:49:21 PM