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1/20/2011 1:52:43 PM

is not a confession

1/20/2011 2:40:08 PM

Quote :

"That sushi thread is ridiculous. All you people need to get lives."

1/20/2011 2:48:40 PM

Quote :

"My sig other is close friends/travel buddies with my ex of almost one year. My ex lives with their sig other, who is a really cool person/long-time acquaintance of mine. We're trying to figure out how to let my ex know about the situation, as eventually this person will find out. We're certain to cross paths in the near future. We're not sure if they'll be happy or weirded out. It's a bit gross/incestuous to think about. Halp!"

1/20/2011 3:43:19 PM

^ Grow a pair and tell whoever you're afraid of telling about whatever situation you think is too taboo to tell; because, really, it's not.

1/20/2011 3:47:30 PM

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"I was lurking in the "Ladies, let's talk shop" thread and saw them talking about how they all loved this facewash. http://www.audreydao.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/neutrogena-oil-free-acne-wash-pink-grapefruit-facial-cleanser.jpg I decided to get some... and they were right, that shit is awesome. I feel kinda gay... but my face looks really good now. "

Quote :

"There are two guys who are in love with me right now. Neither one knows about the other. I like them both, and don't want to pick. I never understood why people did shit like this, but it completely makes sense now. "

1/20/2011 4:51:03 PM

i recommended that facewash and yes, it is the shit

1/20/2011 4:58:43 PM

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"I'm the manager of a franchise and I get in trouble EVERY DAY at work by my district manager. Sometimes I really wonder how I haven't been fired yet. I love my employees, they love me, the customers love me, and my store has great numbers (we're usually #1 or #2 in the district, top 25% in the company) - but I really think my DM hates me and doesn't appreciate all my hard work. I've already started looking for other jobs, but I have to finish out the month in order to get my $500 bonus. I really hate it and am miserable. Normally I suck it up because the pay is good, but lately I'm starting to think that it's not worth it. I don't know what to do :/ "

1/21/2011 10:35:32 AM

I haven't gotten one in awhile then BAM! random confession

Quote :

"What I'd really like to do is something extraordinary. Something big. Something mega. Something copious. Something capacious. Something cajunga! But I'll probably end up working at Great America, mopping up hurl and lung butter. "

1/21/2011 7:12:31 PM

Quote :

" i am starting to slip back into depression and it's making me angry more than anything else. i'm in a relatively good spot in my life and there is no reason to be down. i don't want to feel shitty, unmotivated and exhuasted anymore. keeping up appearances like everything is fine is possibly the most exhausting of anything that going on. and i don't know how to fix it. "

1/21/2011 10:44:11 PM

[quote]
When I was 13, I let another boy give me a blowjob.


























It sucked

1/22/2011 3:43:40 PM

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"There are two guys who are in love with me right now. Neither one knows about the other. I like them both, and don't want to pick. I never understood why people did shit like this, but it completely makes sense now. "

Arrggghh, I hate how girls get away with this shit and pull the trick of saying "we weren't serious"

If we are talking every day and having sex, then it's serious.

But, odds are that one is very sweet and always there for you and the other is kind of an ass but fun to hang out with and maybe a bit better looking. Go for the nicer one.



[Edited on January 22, 2011 at 4:33 PM. Reason : quote]

1/22/2011 4:31:28 PM

confessions, please

1/22/2011 6:40:47 PM

confessions, plz

1/22/2011 6:45:49 PM

^^^ I got stuck with a girl like that. She ended up "choosing" me and wanting a full on relationship. I asked her about the other guy - her ex, who she was still good friends with - and she openly admitted to not being over him. So, ththere was my answer to her about a relationship.

I don't miss the sexual/relationship/whatever part, but we were also just really good friends. That part I really miss. Guess you learn your lesson though.

1/23/2011 9:52:01 AM

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"Seems that my boyfriend would rather play Black Ops than have morning sex. Guess I'll go cook breakfast. "

ruh roh

1/23/2011 10:01:19 AM

anyone do anything scandalous this weekend?

1/23/2011 1:10:23 PM

I love morning sex so much. Its pretty much the only time that I am horny and want to conceive a baby.

1/23/2011 1:31:40 PM

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"So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. "

orly? something tells me someone is making things up...

1/23/2011 1:36:34 PM

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" I just found out that I know Brandon1's girlfriend. After spending on a short time with her, I realized that she is a huge bitch and will be on my shit list forever. Back story: We were on a Relay for Life team together and she complained every time she had to walk. I walked for an hour from 4-5am by myself. Her and her friend signed up to walk next hour. I went and sat down on this tiny chair because she and her friend stole my chair while I was walking. I was so exhausted that I didn't care and was just waiting for them to start walking so I could get it back. As time passed I reminded them that it was their time to walk, and then they started complaining more. Considering that my Grandfather had died from colon cancer a few months earlier, I took this very seriously. And then Brandon1's girlfriend said something I will never forget, "I understand that Relay for Life is suppose to be about the 24 hour struggle cancer patients have to deal with, but they don't have to walk around at 4am in 40 degree weather." I've never wanted to rip someone's head off so badly. I wish I would have, but instead I tried my best to ignore it. Luckily, after about 30 minutes passed, they got up and walked around for about 15 minutes. The only good thing that happened was I accidentally crushed her sunglasses with my chair while we were packing up"

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1/23/2011 6:46:53 PM

that facewash really is awesome. I got some recently and my face is clearing up crazy fast.

Quote :

"i once jerked off to a t-dubber's pics "

k

1/23/2011 6:51:49 PM

i'm game to get some confessions

1/23/2011 6:58:05 PM

Referring to previous confession

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" I, too, have met that girl and the reason I made a point to never hang out with her again is because she was such a selfish bitch "

1/23/2011 7:02:29 PM

Quote :

" i once killed a frog on accident "

1/23/2011 7:09:15 PM

and that is a top secret confession because?

1/23/2011 7:13:41 PM

^ what if that person is a vegan? or has devoted their life to saving the lives of poor little froggies?

1/23/2011 7:46:27 PM

one time I accidentally stepped on a frog barefoot. It was gross.

1/23/2011 7:47:26 PM

well they should specify that in the original confession. Otherwise we're all "wait wut?"

[Edited on January 23, 2011 at 7:48 PM. Reason : damnit. I missed my palindrome. ]

1/23/2011 7:47:44 PM

Lets see some more confessions people.

Quote :

"one time i cut my dick with a lint shaver thing. it bled a LOT."

Ouchies

[Edited on January 23, 2011 at 8:05 PM. Reason : A confessor appears!]

1/23/2011 8:00:53 PM

ouch. that had to hurt like a bitch.

1/23/2011 8:08:09 PM

I'll take confessions

1/23/2011 8:43:01 PM

ownpen

1/23/2011 8:43:35 PM

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"this one time at bandcamp, I wore a girl's dress while I ran around the dorm "

Considering the person, I believe it lol

1/23/2011 8:47:11 PM

why on gods green earth would a guy put up to their penis?!

[Edited on January 23, 2011 at 9:20 PM. Reason : maybe it looks worse than it is..]

1/23/2011 9:19:47 PM

Lol

1/23/2011 9:20:56 PM

confessions...my inbox wants them...

turn my inbox green folks

1/23/2011 10:39:46 PM

Quote :

"i got skullfucked last night, it was just a bj at first, but he got handsy "

1/23/2011 10:42:16 PM

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"I have a boy in my bed snoring loud as fuck and I couldnt be happier"

Nice

1/23/2011 11:16:26 PM

confessions? anyone?

1/23/2011 11:22:46 PM

from urban dictionary:

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"skullfucked to get severely jewbobbed or trickbagged"

hahahaha...what is going on in that definition?

1/23/2011 11:29:17 PM

thats a solid definition

1/23/2011 11:31:03 PM

hahaha. that's one hilarious definition

1/23/2011 11:31:51 PM

confessions tonight?!

1/24/2011 12:21:36 AM

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"I have had it with this friend. I recently told them how I really feel, and they have avoided the subject and have talked to me less since. We've only seen each other once in the past week and that was a prearranged outing. I get it that they may not believe what I believe in or agree with how I feel, but to avoid contact and the issue when I have brought it up at least a few times really pisses me off. A simple no, I don't want to talk about it, or any answer would have been better than this bullshit. I am already second guessing the friendship over how they are behaving and if they keep this shit up they have lost a damn good friend. "

1/24/2011 8:11:56 AM

Monday morning confessions would be delightful. I know some of you had to do questionable things this weekend.

1/24/2011 8:41:10 AM

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"Reading the Brandon1 thread in the Lounge brings back some painful memories. My ex-wife sounds a lot like his girlfriend. I wish he would take everyone's advice to cut his losses while he's still ahead but I won't be surprised to find out they eventually get married and divorced.""

1/24/2011 10:31:45 AM

I'll take some confessionz

1/24/2011 10:36:28 AM

someone pop my confession cherry!

Oooooo green inbox

Quote :

"I'm really not sleeping with your girlfriend "

I know...what you 2 do could never be considered sleeping!

[Edited on January 24, 2011 at 12:24 PM. Reason : ]

1/24/2011 12:19:09 PM

Quote :

"I'll take some confessionz"

1/24/2011 1:28:25 PM

another

Quote :

"So yesterday at the basketball game, there was a family of really annoying Miami fans in the row behind me. They were talking shit about everybody on our team...Including the former players that they recognized at halftime. I thought about making it rain popcorn on them after we won. "

1/24/2011 1:37:51 PM