I want some confessions!

1/24/2011 1:44:04 PM

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"So yesterday at the basketball game, there was a family of really annoying Miami fans in the row behind me. They were talking shit about everybody on our team...Including the former players that they recognized at halftime. I thought about making it rain popcorn on them after we won."

It really annoys me when people do this at a game. It's one thing to be like, "wtf was ______ thinking with that play?" while watching the game, another to just be a douche.

1/24/2011 1:57:00 PM

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"i'd stick it in ur butt, hubby don't gotta know "

1/24/2011 2:02:29 PM

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"in addition to your latest confession another twwer thinks you'd be fun to throw around in the bedroom"

1/24/2011 2:14:36 PM

no one loves me anymore.

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"i have it on good authority that if you have a gf on tww packprincess is probably getting with them."

lol

1/24/2011 2:16:45 PM

1/24/2011 2:35:46 PM

I have seen...I mean I suspect that is true

1/24/2011 2:40:20 PM

I'll take some more.

1/24/2011 2:42:03 PM

PackPrincess has yet to try to get in the pants of any of my girlfriends.

1/24/2011 2:42:17 PM

that's what you think

1/24/2011 3:04:06 PM

I've never received a confession. I want one!

1/24/2011 6:01:46 PM

confessions?

1/25/2011 10:39:27 PM

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"i'd participate in the confessions thread more often, but i worry that the precision with which i typically articulate my thoughts would give me away to those who may be inclined to identify confessors "

1/25/2011 11:05:31 PM

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"I may be moving away in 4-6 months, and I haven't told any of my friends or family yet. I don't want them to know I'm considering anything until I've made my decision."

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"I wanna have a liberal threesome with Rachel Maddow and Contessa Brewer. Chris Matthews can give the post-screw breakdown."

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"I have the biggest dick in my family, and my dad always talks about it"

1/27/2011 6:44:42 PM

^ your family must be creepily close

1/27/2011 8:27:57 PM

confess to me?

1/27/2011 8:39:52 PM

I'd like to receive some confessions while I'm busy putting my son to bed.

1/27/2011 8:51:01 PM

^this minus the son to bed thing

1/27/2011 8:57:18 PM

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"i am completely in love with a man that i'll never be able to be with. i'm scared that whatever man i do end up with won't live up to him in so many ways. "

Aww. Don't think that way. Every individual is unique and has their own special qualities that you fall in love with.

1/27/2011 9:20:24 PM

Nah, not really son. I will readily admit I have nothing to offer anyone, haha!

1/27/2011 9:26:05 PM

taking confessions

1/27/2011 11:05:14 PM

^^^ I wonder if it's because he's taken or he/she is just too scared to ask him out. Don't be scared!

1/28/2011 9:49:01 AM

Maybe he is married?

1/28/2011 9:53:12 AM

The only thing we know is that he is apparently the greatest thing ever.

1/28/2011 9:54:27 AM

Maybe it's an ex who was scared off by the crazy.

1/28/2011 9:55:03 AM

^ that would make sense, especially on TWW

1/28/2011 9:55:54 AM

This is also a possibility.

1/28/2011 9:56:01 AM

early present birfday confessions?

1/28/2011 4:40:40 PM

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"people tell me i am happy when drunk but mean and nasty when sober. I am turning into an alcoholic "

1/28/2011 5:07:56 PM

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"I find out in a week whether or not I have cancer "

lets hope for good news!

1/28/2011 5:18:30 PM

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"I kissed a squirrel and I liked it. Oh, and I've also put peanut butter on my scrote and let a dog lick it off"

1/28/2011 7:03:56 PM

1/29/2011 10:14:55 AM

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"Okay, so it is not a big confession. More of a confession of stupidity. I've had this peanut allergy for a while, but peanut butter has never really affected me much until recently. Even knowing this, I am making a PB&J to eat right now, and taking it with some benadryl. I mean, what am I going to do? Throw out perfectly good peanut butter? I think not. Hope I survive. But death by PB&J wouldn't be the worst way to go. (although some combination between minor swelling and or hives is the worst I expect to happen) "

1/29/2011 11:01:08 AM

I need confessions.

1/29/2011 11:07:42 AM

Taking some confessions

1/29/2011 12:10:16 PM

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"So the night before last, I ended up getting way too drunk and went home with a guy from a bar. Long story short, I blew him (which I hate doing, but I was apparently just that drunk) and he came in my mouth. I've heard from a few people that he might have HIV, and now I'm scared shitless. Worst part is I can't really tell anybody, so instead I just sort of sat in my bed this morning and stared blankly at the wall for a few hours while I tried to stop my hands from shaking. Super fun. At this point, I kind of want to just crawl up in a corner and die. "

1/29/2011 11:15:05 PM

yo, I'm just sayin'


TWW guys might not be the best in the bed. But at least they won't give you the booty flu

[Edited on January 29, 2011 at 11:17 PM. Reason : e]

1/29/2011 11:17:13 PM

^^ that would be seriously scary

i wonder if that is a real confession or one of the bogus ones people are making up to add juiciness to the thread.

anyway if it IS real, as scary as it is, i'd march my butt right to student health or somewhere and get tested

and can't you get drugs or whatever to start taking to lessen your chances of getting it if you think you've been exposed? but only w/in a certain window of time? um yea, i'd do that. like ASAP.

[Edited on January 29, 2011 at 11:22 PM. Reason : .]

1/29/2011 11:21:49 PM

that's kind of

1/29/2011 11:22:36 PM

yeah its definitely scary.. hopefully it will be followed up with good news sometime soon

1/29/2011 11:23:21 PM

1/29/2011 11:24:55 PM

Though it's not much of a comfort, at least the risk of contracting HIV from oral sex is lower than intercourse.

1/29/2011 11:27:10 PM

yay I got one

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"EMCE is a pretty nice guy. I wish we could be friends IRL. "

I agree. Standout Wolfwebber.

1/30/2011 10:08:46 AM

I'll take a confession if anyone wants to give one

1/30/2011 11:52:41 AM

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"This week has made me reconsider my move for the job and the job itself"

1/30/2011 5:03:17 PM

Throw that shit up and get his man juice out of you. Vitamin AIDS ain't a good one.

1/30/2011 5:11:40 PM

I'm ready for a green inbox

1/30/2011 5:19:01 PM

^x5

I demand to know who said that. I'm suspending them

1/30/2011 5:29:16 PM

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"Whenever I see the hips on the current Maxim covergirl, I picture a girl I know. She is curvy in all the right ways "

1/30/2011 9:42:49 PM

confessions, may I have them?

1/30/2011 9:43:51 PM