I don't really get raw foodists. I'm sure they don't get me either, though.

9/8/2010 12:11:01 PM

i get raw nudists tho

9/8/2010 12:14:57 PM

i may put off this cleaning job just ONE more day

i'm whooped and i don't think i would do a very good job today

i think i'll just hang out at the house and get some rest tonight....


then it's definitely getting done tomorrow....no excuses!

9/8/2010 12:17:35 PM

i realized today that i say all my mean stuff on tww

and all my nice stuff on facebook

it works out

9/8/2010 12:26:13 PM

im still thinking about girls masterbating in yoga pants

9/8/2010 12:37:25 PM

what the heck am I supposed to say to a 12 year old german half sister I've met once when she was a baby

9/8/2010 12:51:27 PM

hola?

9/8/2010 12:53:42 PM

"hey girl"

[Edited on September 8, 2010 at 12:55 PM. Reason : This is not in response to ^ or ^^]

9/8/2010 12:54:19 PM

Quote :

"what the heck am I supposed to say to a 12 year old german half sister I've met once when she was a baby "

"WOW!, you have grown"

9/8/2010 12:55:15 PM

Quote :

"what the heck am I supposed to say to a 12 year old german half sister I've met once when she was a baby"

"Nice arms"

9/8/2010 12:57:06 PM

I have been way too cynical lately.

9/8/2010 1:01:10 PM

Quote :

"what the heck am I supposed to say to a 12 year old german half sister I've met once when she was a baby "

if she has small hands, ask her to,... wait never mind wrong site.

9/8/2010 1:01:56 PM

grrr. the suck. ready to go to doctor. now.

9/8/2010 1:02:18 PM

How the F do we keep spelling these wrong?

9/8/2010 1:04:59 PM

need to pluck my eyebrows

and my toenail has almost grown out enough to sort of paint it

9/8/2010 1:59:06 PM

oh need to paint my toenails

9/8/2010 2:20:50 PM

w00t
I feel better

I hope I can get off tomorrow/get off early

9/8/2010 2:27:19 PM

thats what she said

9/8/2010 2:28:25 PM

...that's for tonight, not tomorrow

9/8/2010 2:32:21 PM

WHERE IS MY PHONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

9/8/2010 2:47:31 PM

is that a new song?

9/8/2010 2:48:43 PM

so fucking horny

what in the goddamn hell

9/8/2010 3:00:01 PM

I bet James Dyson makes his own secret sex toys

9/8/2010 3:13:17 PM

airblade fleshlights?

9/8/2010 3:19:01 PM

Naked and alone in bed at last.

9/8/2010 3:19:05 PM

^^, ^^^That is a fantastic thought.

[Edited on September 8, 2010 at 3:21 PM. Reason : sfld]

9/8/2010 3:21:18 PM

THESE TWO MEN DRIVE ME INSANE AT WORK...


THESE TWO GIRLS DRIVE ME INSANE ALL THE REST OF THE TIME...


why can't i just deal with nice, normal, non-aggravating as shit people in the professional/semi-professional areas of my life?



I'M GONNA SCREAM OR KICK SOMETHING

9/8/2010 3:22:24 PM

Hey^^ being naked and alone in bed *is* a fantastic thought.

9/8/2010 3:23:18 PM

how long does it take a zipper to get fixed/replaced on something? if i ask for asap and pay the extra $$$

can they do that shit in a day?

9/8/2010 3:24:17 PM

oh yes.

9/8/2010 3:25:11 PM

and now the stupid internets is out at the office because of this storm

I just want to go home...eat some good pizza...curl up in bed and not be pissed off....

[Edited on September 8, 2010 at 3:28 PM. Reason : I can't even post correctly from this phone ]

9/8/2010 3:27:39 PM

i don't want it to rain this is lame

seriously hampering my ability to sit outside and drink by myself later

UGH

9/8/2010 3:30:14 PM

i have internet life again...

but i guarantee it'll go out again before 5

9/8/2010 3:31:04 PM

lol @ what i've been listening to today http://www.last.fm/user/kath7384

9/8/2010 3:33:10 PM

girl i like your style

9/8/2010 3:35:48 PM

Lots of whining itt

9/8/2010 4:05:11 PM

i really want some pesto

9/8/2010 4:21:38 PM

need to man up and go to the gym.

9/8/2010 4:22:44 PM

phone has been out for deliver since 6:57AM

GIVE IT TO ME NOW

9/8/2010 4:25:13 PM

I feel gross because I always have empty tupperwares, yogurt containers, coffee mugs and stuff on my desk. But it's not like they sit there for days. I just eat a lot

9/8/2010 4:25:49 PM

9/8/2010 4:33:55 PM

he's FINALLY asleep. nap time for snot nose mcgee, now.




and that would be me, not the 2 year old. stooooopid ragweed.

9/8/2010 4:42:57 PM

my laptop AC adapter is not working anymore

9/8/2010 4:45:26 PM

sad.

beach house

price drop! 3.5 to 2.9.

i still secretly hope no one buys it

http://historicrealestate.preservationnation.org/viewlisting.php?id=264

9/8/2010 5:05:13 PM

that's your family's beach house?

9/8/2010 5:08:11 PM

yea. i have 0 ownership stake in it, though. my great grandfather built it.


________

and UGHHHHHH i have totally given up hope that my phone is coming today. sucks. now i ahve to resort to only texting even though 1/2 the time my phone doesn't even text. and when it does it just inserts the word "cooking" 87 times.

[Edited on September 8, 2010 at 5:17 PM. Reason : .]

[Edited on September 8, 2010 at 5:22 PM. Reason : .]

9/8/2010 5:16:19 PM

I am incredibly sleepy. Do I tough it out until an early bedtime or just go ahead and take a nap?

9/8/2010 5:35:50 PM

how did my phone figure out that i broiled it in the ovne?

HOW? now it is possessed. "cooking" is all it will type.

9/8/2010 5:43:53 PM

my hopscotch starts tonight with ROCK 'N' ROLL HIGH SCHOOL and VALIENT THORR

9/8/2010 5:45:05 PM

does someone in your family own the beach house now?

9/8/2010 5:46:05 PM