I just almost had a heart attack thinking I'd accidentally deleted the most recent draft of a story I'm working on, which would mean I'd lost a couple hours' worth of work. But fortunately I did not!

9/13/2010 3:28:17 PM

crap I didn't make it in on 1690

in on 1691

9/13/2010 3:28:46 PM

Cute Bunny:
()...()
( ' - ' )
(")(")

()...() 'Look at
( ' - ' ) my...
(")(")

()...()
( ' - ' ) ...cunt'
(")v(")



I totally sent this text message to someone, but it didn't look like it was supposed to.

9/13/2010 3:33:53 PM

bunny's got a dong

9/13/2010 3:39:15 PM

so the invite I got for this wedding doesnt say anything about a guest but when I go online to rsvp it asks if I'm bringing a guest, hmmmmm

9/13/2010 3:41:57 PM

that is not a 'dong'
that is a Vajayjay.

9/13/2010 3:42:10 PM

happiness is a warm gun, bang bang, pew pew

9/13/2010 3:55:46 PM

how has today gone like this?

9/13/2010 4:12:02 PM

Just took an hour long nap. That sleepy feeling feels SOOOOOOOOO good until I have to ruin it and get up to go to work.

9/13/2010 4:41:02 PM

starving and exhausted

ugh.

9/13/2010 4:54:13 PM

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

9/13/2010 4:58:24 PM

I get to go home Friday morning instead of Friday evening! those extra hours make a difference

9/13/2010 5:09:30 PM

It took a week for the Post Office to return a package with 34 cents additional postage due. Ugh.

9/13/2010 5:47:10 PM

9/13/2010 5:49:03 PM

hungryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

9/13/2010 6:14:23 PM

going to shower then eat and watch true blood then finish my book

9/13/2010 6:16:46 PM

haaaay LivinProof78

9/13/2010 6:18:40 PM

hey you

9/13/2010 6:19:09 PM

waka waka

9/13/2010 6:23:15 PM

ugh...5am is going to get here quick. blah

9/13/2010 8:06:00 PM

waka laka's a place to be forever

9/13/2010 8:06:21 PM

^^i assume that means you're staying in winston salem tonight

9/13/2010 8:25:22 PM

yup. And I have to be in chapel hell at 7:30. oh joy.

9/13/2010 8:26:37 PM

9/13/2010 8:41:17 PM

Is it Thursday yet?

9/13/2010 8:51:37 PM

Should NOT have googled big toe numbness

It's either a toe fracture or pinched nerve in my foot...or diabetes

9/13/2010 9:21:34 PM

soooo happy to be able to sleep in tomorrow

9/13/2010 9:45:33 PM

soooooo happy that I can't sleep in tomorrow.

9/13/2010 9:47:05 PM

UGH I HATE MY DOG RIGHT NOW SHE HAS BEEN ANNOYING FOR LIKE A REALLY LONG TIME

i walked you today, played with you, gave you a kong WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME

stop dropping a piece of wet, deskinned tennis ball on my leg and breathing on me with your hot breath. ughhhhhhhh

9/13/2010 9:49:26 PM

i need to be going to sleep soon but i sort of want to start the new book

9/13/2010 9:49:45 PM

^^ haha, that made me lol for some reason

[Edited on September 13, 2010 at 9:50 PM. Reason : kadwackle made me lol, not LP78. LP78 is NEVER funny ]

9/13/2010 9:50:10 PM

can you teach me how to be funny?



my guess is no...because i'm a woman

9/13/2010 9:51:50 PM

yes, I can. You just need a little bit of EMCE in you. Approximately 5 inches worth.

9/13/2010 9:52:33 PM

why do i only get half

9/13/2010 9:52:58 PM

9/13/2010 9:53:26 PM

stingy jew bastard

9/13/2010 9:54:00 PM

9/13/2010 9:56:27 PM

this just got......sensual?

9/13/2010 10:05:41 PM

I'm so pumped I get to root for another team that sucks!

9/13/2010 10:33:57 PM

goddammit get up

9/13/2010 10:37:49 PM

And there it is..............

9/13/2010 10:38:34 PM

fucking antonio gates...

9/13/2010 10:50:06 PM

I need to start packing..........

9/13/2010 10:56:32 PM

"Your vagina is the only one that I haven't seen yet!"

*rotflmao*

9/13/2010 11:02:13 PM

i have seen your vagina

or have i

9/13/2010 11:06:02 PM

A fair number of folks have seen my vagina. It's just not that special. You've seen one, you've seen them all.

Or have you?

9/13/2010 11:07:39 PM

Shitty night at work. Time to go dance the night away at Revolution Raleigh.

9/13/2010 11:08:39 PM

Quote :

"You've seen one, you've seen them all."

Wrong.

9/13/2010 11:08:52 PM

Shhhhh!

9/13/2010 11:09:14 PM

yeah that's so false

they are all different

like snowflakes

9/13/2010 11:13:15 PM