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9/15/2010 2:24:37 AM

I hope my sheets are dry

9/15/2010 2:34:06 AM

^you reminded me i need to do my wash

9/15/2010 2:36:21 AM

i should not be up

and i'm sleepy

but i can't seem to wind down enough to go to sleep

9/15/2010 3:13:30 AM

i love cptinsanos fave quote mahahahaha

[Edited on September 15, 2010 at 3:19 AM. Reason : misspell]

9/15/2010 3:17:37 AM

9/15/2010 3:18:25 AM

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9/15/2010 5:15:45 AM

Quote :

"FUCK MY LIFE"

9/15/2010 5:34:12 AM

hehehehehhe. I'm at the airport!!! hehheheheheheeh

9/15/2010 5:35:14 AM

9/15/2010 5:53:14 AM

^^ going to Japan, right?

9/15/2010 6:09:14 AM

9/15/2010 6:11:56 AM

blah

9/15/2010 6:27:02 AM

9/15/2010 6:30:42 AM

toooooooo early

9/15/2010 6:31:54 AM

^ nuh uh seeing as how you haven't been to sleep =) it's too late technically

9/15/2010 6:35:45 AM

Jesus, I hope I'm at the right place. I can't be late to court damn it

9/15/2010 8:06:59 AM

i feel like doo doo

9/15/2010 8:10:59 AM

What time does the TWC office open?

9/15/2010 8:22:18 AM

should i buy a tix for the game tomorrow night? work would be really shitty at 730AM friday

9/15/2010 8:23:20 AM

My brain hurts - a lot

9/15/2010 8:28:13 AM

gah- why is my breakfast taking forever- I have errands to run, you stupid food!

9/15/2010 8:59:53 AM

Dismissd bitches!

9/15/2010 9:13:12 AM

Yay! Another free day at home with Silas thanks to Pink Eye!!!

9/15/2010 10:04:09 AM

I should avoid going on rants while drunk in the future, the next day I end up feeling pretty stupid about them.

9/15/2010 10:11:40 AM

so begins another day @ work

I need to see if it's worth texting him with this info

9/15/2010 10:16:31 AM

what in the sam hell did I do to/with my back yesterday?

...I need to do it again

9/15/2010 10:24:42 AM

Is TWW running super slow for everyone? It takes like a minute to post a reply right now for me.

[Edited on September 15, 2010 at 10:28 AM. Reason : yeah it's just the replies -- edits go through like nothing]

9/15/2010 10:25:17 AM

it takes a while to post replies, but not to do other things on here

...for me at least.

9/15/2010 10:26:57 AM

It's neat to see how many people are actually on our sites throughout the day. I had forgotten I had access to that info.

9/15/2010 10:33:49 AM

holy crap ♥ fage

esp the one with honey

9/15/2010 11:16:13 AM

I am so glad that I can share these things iwth my husband.

Seriously: how do "normal" people handle that shit?

9/15/2010 11:27:07 AM

i suck at doing work this week

9/15/2010 11:33:28 AM

I suck at life this week

9/15/2010 11:34:32 AM

^

9/15/2010 11:34:38 AM

Hyperbole and a half has just made my morning so much better

9/15/2010 11:40:36 AM

"I CAN ROUN ARCOSS THE PARP!!! I CAN GO TO THE PARPY!!!"

9/15/2010 11:44:14 AM

hahahahahahah

EXACTLY what i was reading.


I was laughing uncontrollably while my friend is working from home. She kept looking at me funny asking me what the hell I was doing. However, I am sleepless and overly easy to entertain at the moment

9/15/2010 11:52:47 AM

i would give anything to be able to work from home
but i'd probably wind up watching porn and soaps all day if i did

9/15/2010 11:56:18 AM

yeah, im in bed laying next to tina

9/15/2010 11:57:01 AM

tell her i said hi

9/15/2010 11:59:22 AM

Got my first invite to a halloween party. This is the year that I make the reverse mermaid costume. Anyone have any ideas about how to construct a fish head I would LOVE to hear it.

Right now I'm thinking taking a big huge balloon, covering it paper mache, then adding some cardboard to fix the shape. I hope it doesn't cost a lot of money...

9/15/2010 12:03:22 PM

she said hi!

9/15/2010 12:05:53 PM

who is the big spoon?

9/15/2010 12:13:23 PM

Wtf BCBS. Not only do you not have any non-diet drinks in the vending machine but you tell me to make another selection when I try to get skittles out of the vending machine.

9/15/2010 12:30:47 PM

NO FATTIES!

9/15/2010 12:32:02 PM

^

9/15/2010 12:36:15 PM

But I want my skittles.

9/15/2010 12:36:33 PM

another night terror last night
another tension headache today

I feel super awesome

9/15/2010 12:38:36 PM

Quote :

"NO FATTIES!"

How appropriate. I just got back from the ching chong buffet. Three plates of mediocre gook-o-licious food. I feel like a fatty now. And if I keep this behavior up, I WILL be a fatty.

9/15/2010 12:38:45 PM