braces, and oral sex on a woman

9/15/2010 12:41:33 PM

and????

9/15/2010 12:44:12 PM

I accidentally poured orange juice on my cereal instead of the milk that was sitting right next to it. >_<

9/15/2010 12:52:55 PM

^ was it good?

9/15/2010 12:54:11 PM

made my cereal a little bit tangy. I ate it all, but I wouldn't intentionally do it again.

9/15/2010 12:55:48 PM

well this could certainly be an interesting opportunity.

9/15/2010 12:56:31 PM

I've definitely started to put my cereal box away into the fridge on a number of occasions during those early morning shuffles around the kitchen.

9/15/2010 12:59:03 PM

oops
that was one hell of a page topper

9/15/2010 1:01:22 PM

^^ yeah I do that at least once a month.

9/15/2010 1:07:38 PM

time to get nekkid and paint this damnnn rooom.

9/15/2010 1:28:24 PM

9/15/2010 2:19:19 PM

9/15/2010 2:21:51 PM

i can't do this staying out until 3 stuff anymore


without being hammered at least

9/15/2010 2:21:51 PM

it's gonna be a good evening

9/15/2010 2:40:10 PM

crap got paint in my hair.

9/15/2010 2:42:45 PM

Why do people still buy wicker?

9/15/2010 2:47:07 PM

Why did people ever buy wicker?

lol

9/15/2010 2:48:37 PM

there is good antique wicker.
great for sun rooms.

9/15/2010 2:49:22 PM

what liquor goes best with mt. dew?

9/15/2010 2:50:19 PM

no liquor goes well with mtn dew

9/15/2010 2:53:09 PM

dark liquors are tolerable with it...

especially canadian blended whiskeys....and even southern comfort



on a side note....i want some buffalo chicken dip...

i have a single serve crock pot on home but if i make a batch i fear i'll eat the entire thing

9/15/2010 2:55:43 PM

I can only imagine putting vodka with it. Anything with too much of a flavor seems like it would not jive well. But then again I am not a fan of Mountain Dew to begin with.

9/15/2010 3:06:29 PM

my step dad drinks whiskey with his diet caffeine free mt. dew.

9/15/2010 3:10:29 PM

omg. that makes me wanna vom

mostly because in early college mtn dew was like my mixer of choice for liquor. and it doesn't even mix well with any of it. ewwwwwwww

9/15/2010 3:14:32 PM

Diet Mountain Dew and Popov is the only reason I got laid freshman year

9/15/2010 3:16:00 PM

this is a beast couch

9/15/2010 3:17:45 PM

I love good sectionals like that... perfect for couple napping

9/15/2010 3:18:32 PM

I kind of want a chaise sectional now. I've never really been a huge fan of sectionals but the people currently in the place we're moving into have one and I liked it and now I want one.

9/15/2010 3:21:44 PM

malibu won the mt. dew contest.

9/15/2010 3:42:51 PM

Fuck, I'm tired enough to take a nap I think... and that NEVER happens.

[Edited on September 15, 2010 at 3:54 PM. Reason : V lol, i did... i got home 3 hours ago almost!]

9/15/2010 3:53:06 PM

but i thought you had shit to do??


LIAR!!!

9/15/2010 3:53:29 PM

The video was already posted on TWW... so yes, old.

9/15/2010 3:55:10 PM

Vodka and Mountain Dew isn't a cocktail, it's an emergency

9/15/2010 4:02:28 PM

wtf is wrong with my eyes

they are both blood shot but only on the outside...

i haven't drank anything in 2 weeks so it's not from being hungover

maybe it's because i only got 3 hours of sleep last night...

pictures to come

then i'm going to sleep...i'm exhausted

9/15/2010 4:08:52 PM

Wash and wax my car or don't wash and wax my car? It's been kind of a long day, I'm leaning towards don't.

9/15/2010 4:15:31 PM

here you go tww

9/15/2010 4:18:20 PM

Probably eye cancer, or eye AIDS.

9/15/2010 4:18:51 PM

aghh!!

you are allergic or something, the red is mostly where the eye is exposed.

9/15/2010 4:19:27 PM

^^that's a valid possibility


^i don't know...i did use some new eye drops this morning because they were dry...that could be the issue

[Edited on September 15, 2010 at 4:20 PM. Reason : skljfdk]

9/15/2010 4:19:29 PM

if you use eye drops alot, after they wear off the dialated veins become bigger than before.

still looks like outside irritation. are you near dust or something??

9/15/2010 4:25:29 PM

that was the first time i've used eye drops in years...i just had them and decided i would use them after reading that visine thread

and no...no dust


[Edited on September 15, 2010 at 4:28 PM. Reason : and i haven't worn contacts a month or so]

9/15/2010 4:26:20 PM

Looks like you either smoked a fat pound of grass or you scrubbed too vigorously after NyM had pinpoint aim on a facial

9/15/2010 4:29:14 PM

why can't it be both?

9/15/2010 4:29:40 PM

Fortunately for her, my goof juice has eye healing properties. All you have to do is ask, LP.

9/15/2010 4:30:24 PM

i left you a message on fb

9/15/2010 4:30:44 PM

holy crap
dude is getting old, crotchety, and conservative!

9/15/2010 4:31:22 PM

you gots the pinkeye

9/15/2010 4:36:08 PM

Quote :

"This is the year that I make the reverse mermaid costume. "

hey, that was my idea!

9/15/2010 4:47:37 PM

It seems like the little buttons on the inside part of pants are always sewed on really shoddily

9/15/2010 4:49:03 PM

need to get dressed

9/15/2010 5:04:16 PM