damn, I never remember hearing that name...guess I will have to start listening more closely.

9/21/2002 2:28:06 AM

Krusty: "Now for my favorite part of the show! What's that say? Talk to the audience?!?! Ohh this is always death."

9/21/2002 8:07:23 PM

Do you like Thai?

Tie good, you like shirt?

9/21/2002 8:16:14 PM

"let me get this straight.....you bet against the harlem globetrotters"

"i thought the other team was due.........AAAAAHH c'mon there using a ladder for Gods sake"

9/23/2002 12:41:03 AM

Rainer Wolfcastle: "Ahh my eyes! The goggles they do nothing!!!"

9/24/2002 3:46:58 PM

Knock off that praying, you two. It's time to go to church.

We're not going to church today!

You give me one good reason why not?!?!?!?!

It's Saturday!!


Everyone loves Ned Flanders!

Except me!

9/24/2002 5:20:40 PM

"Oh boy, sleep! Thats where I get to be a vikking!" -Ralph Wiggam

9/24/2002 8:09:01 PM

Bart: "Hey, Lisa, check it out: 'Time for Chilli'"

9/24/2002 11:00:13 PM

Yes, I saw it all ready.

Man, this baby is wasted on someone like you. Where's Homer?

Your father decided he would rather ride home in a taxi cab...or in a police car.

Cool.

9/24/2002 11:02:47 PM

Marge: "He prefers the company of men"
Homer: "Who doesn't"
Marge: "Homer he's gay"
Homer: "AAAAhhh!"

9/25/2002 1:07:33 AM

Look super nintendo Chaumers! I'm learnding!

9/25/2002 1:12:57 AM

All the good bands are affiliated with Satan.

9/26/2002 12:58:17 AM

Dr. Nick: That smudge that looks like my finger print, that's trauma!

9/26/2002 11:48:59 AM

Be very quiet. He's getting ready to do something stupid.

9/27/2002 5:22:02 PM

MAX POWER IT'S THE NAME THAT YOU WANT TO TOUCH...BUT YOU MUSTN'T TOUCH!!!!

9/27/2002 5:23:10 PM

Me fail English? Unpossible!

~Ralph Wiggam

Aaaaaaah! Tastes like burning.

~Ralph Wiggam

9/27/2002 6:06:33 PM

Me and Larry have a lot in common, Marge, way more than you or me. If I could be stranded on a desert island with anyone, it would be Larry.

9/29/2002 3:18:50 PM

but i had a dog.........

IS CAT NOW!

9/29/2002 7:35:47 PM

Homer: "Now how do you feel?"
Bart: "I dunno. I kinda want a cigarette."
Homer: "Alright, let's get you a pack. What's your brand?"
Bart: "Anything slim."

10/4/2002 12:45:24 AM

Where's a narc?!

That fat Jamaican guy.

10/4/2002 8:11:50 PM

Nunchucks? Those aren't even Australian.

10/4/2002 8:16:24 PM

Marge: "Homer, we have 3 children."

Homer: "Marge, the dog doesn't count."

10/23/2002 7:54:36 PM

I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler, I wanna be a league bowler!

10/23/2002 9:00:54 PM

Homer: "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."

10/23/2002 9:32:29 PM

meh....

10/23/2002 9:39:01 PM

you are my brother, i love you.....i feel a terrible sadness.....in my bousom

ha ha ha ha ha......bousom

[Edited on October 23, 2002 at 11:14 PM. Reason : .]

10/23/2002 11:14:30 PM

Homer: (reading horoscope) "You will die today, and an attractive coworker will compliment you"
Homer: (gasping breath) "Lenny?!!"

10/24/2002 1:31:27 AM

Homer: 8:58, first time I've ever been early for work, except for all those daylight savings days. Lousy farmers.

10/24/2002 2:07:05 AM

[sad pathetic voice]whats duh matter mistuh fwanders, is dere a pwobwum with the miwicle"[/sad pathetic voice]

10/30/2002 6:55:06 PM

"We'll catch ourselves a leprechaun using these lucky charms as bait."
[rabbits jumping into hole]
[homer sees he poured in Trix instead]
"Doh!"

10/30/2002 10:45:37 PM

Marge: "It's essentially the same bear, Homer."

Homer: "I guess."

10/30/2002 10:46:49 PM

Why is my pay so low? Bear patrol tax, 5 dollars? This is the largest tax increase in history!

Actually, it's the smallest tax increase in history.

I say let the bears pay the bear tax! I pay the Homer tax!

That's the home owner's tax.

10/30/2002 11:00:54 PM

"Beware of the Babysitter Bandit!"

10/31/2002 12:47:08 AM

Stop that! All I'm going to use this bed for is eating, sleeping, and maybe building a little fort.

11/6/2002 12:44:20 PM

I could sure use that flying motorcycle now!

11/6/2002 6:48:01 PM

They's throwing robots!

11/7/2002 12:33:07 PM

Gun Store Clerk to Homer: "I am sorry Mr. Simpson there is a ten day waiting period for a handgun"
Homer: "Ten days? aww... but I am mad now!"

11/7/2002 12:49:54 PM

"Broke? or made it better?" -Stan "The Man" Lee

11/7/2002 1:17:09 PM

no children have meddled with the republican party and lived to tell about it

11/7/2002 1:25:00 PM

Drederek Tatum: "Oh god..believe me. If I could turn back the hands of time on my mother's stair pushing, I would definitely reconsider it."

11/7/2002 3:09:48 PM

Bart: "Hey my milk! I traded my math book for that!"

11/7/2002 9:52:55 PM

Lisa: "My dad might be a little overweight, but he isn't some kind of food-crazed maniac!"

Homer pulls up beside the bus in a chiming ice-cream truck : "Mmm..Rasberry.."

11/7/2002 10:18:35 PM

a noble spirit embiggins the smallest man

11/7/2002 11:29:00 PM

"embiggins, i never heard that word before i moved to springfeild"

"i dont see why, its a perfectly cromulent word"

11/7/2002 11:36:24 PM

^^^^...I think I've done this one before but here it goes
Moe: Ah, Homer, I believe in most prejudices but your anti-heroism sickens me, Barney, show em the exit"
Barney: There's an exit?

[Edited on November 7, 2002 at 11:58 PM. Reason : poof]

11/7/2002 11:57:38 PM

Homer: "Yeah go enjoy your barbecque and eat all the food. I hope they come back and I am dead, and they will all say 'Oh Homer!! We left him with no food, how could we be so wrong, boohoohoo.' And I will be laughing from the grave 'Hahaha.'"

11/8/2002 12:01:27 AM

Beeerr

11/8/2002 10:42:57 AM

ahhhhh.......forbidden doughnut

11/8/2002 4:36:39 PM

" this is the trigger... and this is the end you point at whatever you want to die..."

11/8/2002 5:13:57 PM

Everything's coming up Milhouse!

11/8/2002 6:26:36 PM