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"but honestly, dating a virgin would be worse"

just the idea of that makes me feel creepy

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 2:53 PM. Reason : 20-5+2=17]

10/1/2007 2:52:31 PM

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"As long as your girl is clean, then drop it"

10/1/2007 2:52:47 PM

You speak the truth, never has there been better advice.

10/1/2007 2:52:58 PM

i mean, if the bitch has herpes...




it's a different story.

10/1/2007 2:53:41 PM

Or a vagine you could walk thru.

10/1/2007 2:54:25 PM

My confession is that in one of the other confession threads that allowed for anonymous postings one of the worst anonymous postings was mine. But I'm not gonna say which thread or which posting.

10/1/2007 2:55:44 PM

so if you're dating a chick, you really like her, you find out she has the herp--do you you break it off?

10/1/2007 2:56:17 PM

yeah.

10/1/2007 2:57:00 PM

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"but honestly, dating a virgin would be worse."

fuck you

10/1/2007 2:57:17 PM

That's a big 10-4 there buddy

hooking up with bosses step daugther.. bahaha

10/1/2007 2:57:20 PM

Plus, you've got to drop the double standard.


would YOU have sex with 4 women a year, if given a chance?

10/1/2007 3:01:06 PM

Speaking of vaginas you can walk through...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4191765.stm


Ouch.

10/1/2007 3:01:56 PM

i don't know--as much as i don't want the herp, i'd feel like the biggest asshole for doing that...there'd definitely be some internal strife

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 3:03 PM. Reason : ^that's not a baby, that's a bald pygmy]

10/1/2007 3:02:23 PM

i mean shit.



she'd have to be a full package to think twice about it.


if she was lacking in any dept, I'd make like a tree.

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 3:04 PM. Reason : since if you let her give you the herpe, you'd better be ready for church bells.]

10/1/2007 3:03:16 PM

of course you would take precautions to avoid that, i mean i wouldn't just resign myself to getting an std. but in spite of that, you figure the odds of getting it in any given year are maybe 15% (a number out of my ass) and it's not like it's aids; i would have a hard time breaking up with someone if that were the only reason.

10/1/2007 3:12:41 PM

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"OK, I've got a confession, to get this thread back on track: Even though she swears that I'm far and above her best lay ever, it will always bother me that my fiancee has had sex with some 25 people (her estimate) in the last 12 years. When you subtract her previous 6-year relationship (which she stayed in because she had given up on finding a really good guy), that's an average of 4 people a year. It will also always bother me that Christmas is the anniversary of her first time at age 15. I don't know whether that fact crosses her mind every Christmas, but a girl doesn't just forget a thing like that. It's my own fault for knowing all this because I asked about her past. Attention, guys: don't ever ask about your girlfriend's sexual history, you're better off not knowing."

If you're going to be so preoccupied with your girl's former sex life, then yeah, don't ever ask. I don't know why it even matters that much: do you want her agonizing about whether or not you think about the first girl you had sex with? My guess is that you don't. Besides which, she hadn't even met you then: it means jack shit about your relationship now.

It's not important unless she's currently got very strange sexual issues or a disease as a result, and you claim neither, so just lay off.

10/1/2007 4:10:00 PM

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"OK, I've got a confession, to get this thread back on track: Even though she swears that I'm far and above her best lay ever, it will always bother me that my fiancee has had sex with some 25 people (her estimate) in the last 12 years. When you subtract her previous 6-year relationship (which she stayed in because she had given up on finding a really good guy), that's an average of 4 people a year. It will also always bother me that Christmas is the anniversary of her first time at age 15. I don't know whether that fact crosses her mind every Christmas, but a girl doesn't just forget a thing like that. It's my own fault for knowing all this because I asked about her past. Attention, guys: don't ever ask about your girlfriend's sexual history, you're better off not knowing.""

who really cares as long as she's clean...

you'll get to an age one day where you'd not gonna be concerned with how many people the other person has been with...

and yeah, I've known for a while not to ask a girl that, I don't wanna know... the only thing I wanna know is if she likes what I'm doing or if I need to do something different to make her happier

10/1/2007 4:13:04 PM

i stare at hot broads cleavage on the wolfline and in my classes

10/1/2007 4:35:43 PM

there's nothing wrong with that--some might even deem it an art

10/1/2007 4:57:51 PM

what straight male doesn't look at cleavage?

10/1/2007 4:58:44 PM

I confess that I'm amazed that people are amazed that narcissistic, type-a, congressmen have bizarre sexual desires and commit adultery. i mean, these people are artists at getting people to believe in them, no matter what they really believe, how hard can it really be to dupe an intern?

and why are people shocked when they find out that specific men like to look at naked women, as far as I know, this is pretty normal.

10/1/2007 5:02:17 PM

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"there's nothing wrong with that--some might even deem it an art"

though most would just call it fucking creepy

10/1/2007 5:03:16 PM

haha, every heterosexual male that you talk to glances at your boobs at least once during the conversation--that's the truth

10/1/2007 5:05:03 PM

peeking or sneaking looks is fine, but somehow I don't think DNL would be sly about it.

10/1/2007 5:05:53 PM

yeah he did say "stare"

10/1/2007 5:06:41 PM

ahh good point

10/1/2007 5:07:19 PM

ok, i'll give you that staring and looking are different--but the only reason people don't stare more is b/c they don't want to seem creepy

10/1/2007 5:08:20 PM

exactly

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"and why are people shocked when they find out that specific men like to look at naked women, as far as I know, this is pretty normal."

10/1/2007 5:09:39 PM

But what good will staring at a girl's chest do? As if she'll somehow notice and say "Well if you wanted to see them, all you had to do was ask!" and drop her shirt?

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 5:17 PM. Reason : She'll just get offended.]

10/1/2007 5:15:40 PM

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"And what good will that do? As if she'll somehow notice and say "Well if you wanted to see them, all you had to do was ask!" and drop her shirt?"

you know


that actually does happen sometimes

10/1/2007 5:17:46 PM

well then

10/1/2007 5:18:53 PM

maybe it's the people I associate with

10/1/2007 5:19:28 PM

Everybody knows that when a girl sees a guy she thinks is attractive she just pokes herself in the eyes with a sharp stick so she won't look at him because what good would that do

10/1/2007 5:24:09 PM

okay, but we don't stare at your junk for half of a class

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 5:26 PM. Reason : Titty-staring is more common.]

10/1/2007 5:25:20 PM

Tell that to the girls that stare at my junk for half a class

10/1/2007 5:26:10 PM

no need to, men are visually driven creatures so we're quite content to stare at a woman's breasticles. women, on the other hand, are biologically driven to find the best possible father for her limited number of eggs, so you'll observe a man for traits that indicate fitness in those fields.

its the same biology working off different reproductive needs.

10/1/2007 5:27:03 PM

^^if that were actually the case, you wouldn't be so miserable over the womenfolk and such

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 5:27 PM. Reason : ]

10/1/2007 5:27:07 PM

I was in Raleigh today, for like a minute. Now I'm in Charlotte.

Still shy though.

10/1/2007 5:27:55 PM

my wife gets mad at me for wearing her underwear.

10/1/2007 5:28:20 PM

i just spit up a mouthful of sunflower seeds

10/1/2007 5:29:00 PM

^x4 Sometimes I try to think myself into full-on misogynist mode so it won't matter so much to me

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 5:30 PM. Reason : And I mean I already hate you so that's a start]

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 5:32 PM. Reason : I can't count]

10/1/2007 5:29:31 PM

lol

10/1/2007 6:05:10 PM

hahah

10/1/2007 6:05:32 PM

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"But what good will staring at a girl's chest do? As if she'll somehow notice and say "Well if you wanted to see them, all you had to do was ask!" and drop her shirt?"

it's not that guys really expect anything; it's just that if there're boobs in front of us, there's a good chance we're gonna look at them--even if the girl isn't particularly attractive. guys are interested in boobs for their own sake

10/1/2007 6:19:14 PM

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"yeah he did say "stare""

if they dont see you staring how do they know if you want to hit it?

10/1/2007 6:35:36 PM

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"my wife gets mad at me for wearing her underwear."

ahem. just in case the government is archiving these threads...

i only do it when i cant find any clean pairs of my own.

and im always worried ill wind up getting hit by a bus that day.

10/1/2007 6:49:40 PM

haha

im sure the people in the ER see that shit all the time

10/1/2007 6:53:42 PM

A few pages late, but I hear you, umbrellaman. I used to be so introverted that I wanted to stay home 7 days a week and during church trips to amusement parks, I'd just go off by myself. I hated parties and talking to strangers. Still do to a large extent. But you'll eventually realize that not needing people is an advantage that doesn't mean jack shit. It really doesn't give you anything but loneliness. But here's a few pointers:

1. Thank goodness for the internet. You can find friends, clubs, and personals, and it's easier to break the ice with your keyboard than your mouth.
2. People are friendlier than you might think. You may be surprised how easy it is to find someone you like.
3. In hindsight, you regret not trying more than you regret failing. Take a chance.
4. Never give up hope. Things can go well.

10/1/2007 7:32:17 PM

i think i know what i got suspended last night for


and it's fucking lame

10/1/2007 7:32:58 PM

set em up

10/1/2007 7:36:47 PM