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9/19/2010 10:36:21 AM

there's not a good card or present or anything to say that is acceptable
"congrats on your marriage. sorry it happened the way it did"

9/19/2010 10:55:54 AM

shotgun wedding?

9/19/2010 11:16:21 AM

My friend's dad got MRSA from a cut on his hand about two weeks ago and died today. What the fucking fuck

9/19/2010 11:42:26 AM

9/19/2010 11:43:58 AM

Thinking about hitting Red Lobster for all you can eat shrimp for lunch.. nom

9/19/2010 11:48:41 AM

Quote :

"shotgun wedding?"

No.
"I want my dad at my wedding. Fuck, he's dying. Looks like we're getting hitched at the nursing home" wedding.

9/19/2010 11:52:18 AM

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9/19/2010 12:27:12 PM

Happy tree friends is one of the most disturbing cartoons I've watched in a while- thank you netflix for bringing this to me!



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Pretty excited about football and my first day with redzone at the new place!

9/19/2010 12:48:40 PM

man
fuck life
I thought I was more ready for this than I am.

9/19/2010 1:07:50 PM

9/19/2010 1:37:36 PM

Girls... i want to fuck one.


then be done with them for another month.

9/19/2010 1:46:31 PM

Quote :

"I walk into the darkened room lit only by the dim lamp on the bedside table. My Sir is a darkened shadow against the head board and counterpane. His eyes are harsh and assessing -- the long sleaves of his business shirt rolled up over his forearms. He is displeased. The tiniest flutter begins deep within my core. I draw on months of training not to shift my weight or squeeze my thighs together to relieve the ache. Sir pats the bed next to him, giving his permission with a quiet tilt of the head. On bare feet I pad across the floor and lower my bottom to the bed. Before I make contact with the bed, Sir wraps his long thick fingers around my wrist and sets me off balance. With an "omph" my bare stomach lands across his clothed thighs. He knows that I find my nudity unnerving when he is still dressed from the day. The scratch of the wool of his pants across my nipples reminds me of my place, my vulnerability. "

9/19/2010 1:50:21 PM

what do you wear to a baby shower??

9/19/2010 1:53:19 PM

cranky
maybe I'll just nap til it's time for work

9/19/2010 2:01:56 PM

Bored and raunchy.

9/19/2010 2:03:32 PM

locked my keys in the car with it running

oops

9/19/2010 3:01:28 PM

^gg I've done that before actually too...




And I should probably go ahead and eat something...

9/19/2010 3:02:06 PM

I should probably eat something, too.

Sorry to hear about your father, ambrosia.

9/19/2010 3:11:34 PM

omg...

what happened to my toe

9/19/2010 4:15:28 PM

grandfather
but thanks

9/19/2010 4:22:41 PM

Quote :

"locked my keys in the car with it running "

haha i did this morning when i was getting the car washed

9/19/2010 4:29:34 PM

^^^You break it? It is surprisingly easy to break little toes. I did this a few months ago.

2nd Toe pwnt, stay home.

I hope I feel better tomorrow morning. Back to work

9/19/2010 4:37:58 PM

I feel like ass.
Curl-up-and-sleep-for-weeks ass.

9/19/2010 4:43:09 PM

found that again

9/19/2010 4:52:29 PM

if i knew that it was broken i would not have said, "what happened to my toe "

9/19/2010 5:00:31 PM

El Dorado HELL YEA!!!

9/19/2010 5:01:40 PM

Well then I can only assume that you woke up and your toe had curled itself into a pretzel shape.

9/19/2010 5:01:47 PM

yay

9/19/2010 5:10:26 PM

what the hell am i supposed to do with all of this passion parties shit? I wonder if I can get any money for the brochures and stuff at least from ebay.

9/19/2010 5:14:01 PM

i feel like an f'ing balloon right now...

i may just pop

9/19/2010 5:57:43 PM

yay hilarity/levity at the momennt

9/19/2010 6:08:49 PM

i sorta want a hot dog and chips from east village

9/19/2010 8:19:01 PM

Tobacco Road was awesome today... and the Jets won!

9/19/2010 8:19:19 PM

Don't nobody want no cave coochie.

9/19/2010 8:24:27 PM

TWAT

9/19/2010 8:33:46 PM

I gave my dad our tickets for the T.Petty concert to bring another couple.

They were in a box at the front row with a couch.

He sold them to a black dude for $25

The face value was $600 each.

DAMNITTTT DAD

9/19/2010 8:36:06 PM

so are you mad that the guy he sold them to was black?

9/19/2010 8:37:27 PM

Daaaaamn

Twat would piss me off so much if my parents did something like such...



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9/19/2010 8:37:41 PM

blah

9/19/2010 8:45:36 PM

Quote :

"GO SHOPPING FOR"

Quote :

"YOU A LEASH"

-bb

9/19/2010 8:47:12 PM

I'm saying that he just found some scalper/dude off the street and sold it to them.
not even a friend.

(most of my parents friends are white, but one of his good doctor friends from med. shool is black. IE they don't know too many black people. Shit, they don't know many non-white people.)

9/19/2010 8:51:28 PM

whatever. i say what i want. i'm a freakin' genius!

9/19/2010 8:51:52 PM

i smell so bad. need to shower.

9/19/2010 8:57:26 PM

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9/19/2010 8:58:51 PM

FIX IT QUICK EMCE!

lol...

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9/19/2010 8:59:18 PM

Fucking Boardwalk Empire time!!!

9/19/2010 9:01:19 PM

for as badly as i was craving pesto...i'm about sick of it

9/19/2010 9:02:24 PM

crave wings shorty

9/19/2010 9:11:37 PM

I got props last night for using the term soggy biscuit.

9/19/2010 9:45:27 PM