I NEED TO SPEAK TO A VET

8/16/2009 11:42:30 PM

i have way too many shoes.

8/17/2009 12:00:51 AM

i'm so out of it i'm watching spongebob and i'm finding it rather entertaining

8/18/2009 12:18:41 PM

idk why but i hate reading the la times

8/18/2009 12:24:26 PM

my new SSRIs seem to be working.

8/18/2009 2:49:56 PM

i just found out my CEO went to Duke

8/18/2009 2:52:40 PM

I bought a reproduction roman centurion helmet online yesterday, even though I have no use for one.

8/18/2009 2:54:31 PM

i need to get laid

8/18/2009 2:55:28 PM

i kiss my dog on the lips.

8/18/2009 3:59:54 PM

i kiss my dog on the lips too...his breath reeks and when he pees on his foot he licks it

we should make a club

8/18/2009 4:04:17 PM

^LOL. Seriously. It is so nasty the thing dogs lick...but I still love him and kiss him just the same. Do you have a dachshund?

8/18/2009 4:05:43 PM

no i have a tiny chihuahua named henry

but dachshunds are the nicest dogs!! i love them

[Edited on August 18, 2009 at 4:06 PM. Reason : I LOVE DOGS]

8/18/2009 4:06:15 PM

i JO to videos of women kissing dogs

8/18/2009 4:06:56 PM

Yes, I have always loved dachshunds. They are the awesomest little pets ever!

I always think chihuahuas are cute. I like his name too I have a thing for tiny dogs!

8/18/2009 4:09:35 PM

i have pictures of him in my gallery

he has the same coloring as your dog

8/18/2009 4:10:13 PM

that's nasty

8/18/2009 4:10:29 PM

shaddap u jealous

8/18/2009 4:12:07 PM

Yes, he is very cute! I like his outfits. I dress up my dog too!

I know it's nasty to kiss a dog on the lips. But I love him so much. hehe

8/18/2009 4:13:10 PM

next person to say jealous gets smacked lol

8/18/2009 4:13:20 PM

jellus

clothes are a necessity for henry in the winter. he stays cold.

i have a t-shirt just for fun though of a hot dog that says "hot dog" that would be perfect for your doggie

8/18/2009 4:15:00 PM

aww! That is adorable. My dog, Walter, shivers even in the summer time (mostly in the mornings).



He is in his hotdog costume that I got him for halloween.

8/18/2009 4:18:45 PM

omigod i love that your dog is named walter. i love dogs that have real people names.

he is so Fing cute

8/18/2009 4:19:38 PM

heheh thank you. I wanted him to sound like a little old man...which he kinda is. He's more just of a big baby. I'm the same way. Henry is a good name too!

8/18/2009 4:20:31 PM

my dog is the biggest pussy ever.

sometimes it's embarrassing, but i guess it's better than him being all tough, barky, etc.

8/18/2009 4:24:37 PM

aww. They are so cute when they are "Mama's boys." Walter totally is. I'm gonna order him a shirt with that written across it.

8/18/2009 4:25:47 PM

judge joe brown is a hard ass

8/18/2009 5:06:52 PM

i have masturbated to fat chick porn

8/18/2009 5:17:04 PM

today i did something disgusting and unforgivable

i might lose my woman card

8/18/2009 5:24:37 PM

that is a halfass confession

8/18/2009 5:26:06 PM

well my stomach has been upset...

8/18/2009 5:26:47 PM

you blew out a public restroom?

8/18/2009 5:27:53 PM

you blew someone in a public restroom?

8/18/2009 5:28:22 PM

^^ no WORSE






(i sharted for the first time ever. DONT HATE ME WORLD!)

8/18/2009 5:29:14 PM

hahahahahhahah

8/18/2009 5:29:37 PM

i on occasion, completely Hiroshima and Nagasaki the toilet at work, leaving SaabTurbo entirely too much to clean

8/18/2009 5:29:43 PM

rofl

8/18/2009 5:30:00 PM

Oh dag, I sharted for the first time in a very long time a couple weeks ago when the antibiotics were fucking up my stomach

it went all the way through my shorts and onto my car seat. it was a bitch to get the stain out.

8/18/2009 5:30:08 PM

ewwwwwwwwwwww

8/18/2009 5:30:24 PM

yeah. makes me wish i sprang for the leather interior

8/18/2009 5:31:40 PM

mine wasn't nearly that bad. it was like less than the size of a dime.

but yea. i don't know what i ate

8/18/2009 5:33:55 PM

so, how bout that wolf pack eh? good season coming up maybe?

8/18/2009 5:34:46 PM

lol

8/18/2009 5:37:29 PM

that was a confession of epic proportions imo

8/18/2009 5:37:59 PM

I have grabbed the boobs and asses of 2 of my Girlfriend's best friends.

8/18/2009 5:38:56 PM

i manscaped today

8/18/2009 5:43:22 PM

kh just lost 8 hotness points

8/18/2009 5:49:41 PM

i know!!! i'm disgusted with myself haha

8/18/2009 5:58:32 PM

i think it makes her hotter because she admitted to it

all chicks do it, but only the cool ones admit to it

gg

8/18/2009 6:05:00 PM

yeah imo thats a pretty big confession for a chick to say on tww

8/18/2009 6:05:34 PM

i dunno. i made it 25 years without doing it

but all girls definitely fart.

eric had just farted WHILE we were eating and i was trying to get him back. i totally lost that fight

8/18/2009 6:05:46 PM