^ you do know we are all crazy, right? women, that is.

8/23/2007 9:16:56 PM

i guess so...i just wish more of the normal ones were on tww would make it easier for me

8/23/2007 9:17:44 PM

I am fucking batshit crazy and I try so hard not to be.

8/23/2007 9:19:44 PM

i think i'm crazy cause i need vagina really bad...if it came attached to a relationship and the broad wasnt crazy and was pretty enough for me to introduce to my friends that would be like "ideal"

8/23/2007 9:21:23 PM

What a fucking shitty day. I hate getting my strings yanked.

8/23/2007 9:21:43 PM

slept almost 16hours today and I cannot keep my eyes open now. WTF>

8/23/2007 9:31:24 PM

I have Modernist reactions to Postmodern novels. That's hilarious.

8/23/2007 9:40:57 PM

i wish barack obama were the president

8/23/2007 10:15:46 PM

^how's ur ankle

8/23/2007 10:16:40 PM

^^^I think Postmodernism is all hilarious.

8/23/2007 10:17:06 PM

its ok i guess...i mean its pretty much completely fine unless i turn it a wierd way and then it makes a pop and hurts until i unpop it, which also hurts

8/23/2007 10:17:47 PM

i need some new pussy.. i'm coming back to college in the spring for this very reason (well, not really, but it isn't hurting the idea)

8/23/2007 10:58:59 PM

I LOVE it when things on tv are relevant to my interests!

Mike Rowe is cutting open salmon heads looking for otoliths!! I did this in sunfishes this summer!

[Edited on August 23, 2007 at 11:20 PM. Reason : ]

8/23/2007 11:18:24 PM

HECK YEAH!!! NOW ITS SNAKE RESEARCH!!!

He was bitten 39 times!

8/23/2007 11:22:49 PM

i was thinking about something but i just forgot what it was.

8/23/2007 11:25:38 PM

omg this page is creepy!!!

8/24/2007 12:35:57 AM

I want to reduce the drama in my life by at least 60%.

8/24/2007 12:36:42 AM

why can't I take my own god damn advice

8/24/2007 12:38:26 AM

oops

[Edited on August 24, 2007 at 12:44 AM. Reason : Also, FUCK THA POLICE]

8/24/2007 12:42:26 AM

wow, cool, I'm officially being stalked kind of a nice feeling

8/24/2007 12:46:34 AM

too damn early to be here

8/24/2007 6:43:41 AM

1. holy shit my head feels like its in a vice grip right now.


2. i knew that shit would happen, i dont know why i even thought differently with her. oh well.


3. holy fuck, i want to smash them guts...but i would totally break some man laws.

8/24/2007 7:41:37 AM

SWEET!

I got to see my bro today

I miss that guy

8/24/2007 7:44:27 AM

this weekend is gonna be freakin AWESOME!

now... if i can just get through the work day...

8/24/2007 7:56:52 AM

wow amy winehouse used to be normal

8/24/2007 8:11:23 AM

I fucking despise my old boss


he's fucked me out of over $5K this month

and now he can't even pay me another $2.5K because they don't have the money to write me a check

and people wonder why I'm pissed about shit

8/24/2007 11:34:07 AM

That guy sounded pretty cracked out

8/24/2007 11:50:19 AM

lunch. yummy.

8/24/2007 12:10:23 PM

bummer.

8/24/2007 12:27:05 PM

we should have an official iPhone thread

8/24/2007 12:33:37 PM

i think there is one... it's called, "iphone sucks" or something like that

8/24/2007 12:36:06 PM

we got dat stanky stanky

8/24/2007 1:44:13 PM

30 minutes!

8/24/2007 2:01:01 PM

well, I finally downloaded firefox and got the adblocker.

8/24/2007 3:45:30 PM

that karate kid movie was cool.

8/24/2007 3:46:09 PM

^^yay

8/24/2007 6:13:42 PM

fuck this shit

8/24/2007 6:15:59 PM

hungry but i dont want to cook :/

8/24/2007 7:33:55 PM

I really dislike being this angry.

8/24/2007 7:59:27 PM

its so dead on here yet there are so many users on right now

8/24/2007 9:22:37 PM

^ you should be watching teen miss usa.

i must find miss nc.

8/24/2007 9:23:29 PM

Wow. I can finally feel this kid inside of me kicking around.
He's already an angry little person.

8/24/2007 9:27:01 PM

^^i'm eating dinner now

^he get it from his mahma

8/24/2007 9:30:26 PM

^^ how long have you been preggers? i thought it was pretty recent.

8/24/2007 9:36:40 PM

I just finished 5 months. Not so recent. I'm right on track to be feeling movement.

8/24/2007 9:41:09 PM

haha wtf???

ads at the bottom???

8/24/2007 9:47:35 PM

so. . . is castro dead or what?

8/24/2007 9:47:49 PM

nah hes alive...random thought to have though

8/24/2007 9:48:36 PM

I just went from

"drunk"

to

"Shit-housed"

by the Tucker Max standards

8/24/2007 9:48:44 PM

I wish I was as entertaining as NCAA Football 2008

8/24/2007 10:35:38 PM