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Despite spending a far amount of $ on it lately, I've not been biking nearly as much as I'd like to be

8/18/2009 6:06:39 PM

haha. I was totally in love with kadwackle until that post.

8/18/2009 6:09:17 PM

awww come on guise!

8/18/2009 6:10:36 PM

ok. one more chance but keep that shit(pun intended) to yourself.

8/18/2009 6:13:11 PM

the lady that bought my exercise bike bent over a few times and her thong was riding up above her pants

[Edited on August 18, 2009 at 6:35 PM. Reason : .]

8/18/2009 6:35:12 PM

that's not really a confession, more just reiterating how creepy you are

8/18/2009 6:36:24 PM

i walked in on my GF taking a shit, then just stood there and had like a 10 minute conversation with her

sharting is nothing

8/18/2009 6:37:20 PM

^ you should have whipped out your cock, and shoved it in her face while she was captive on the toilet.

just to see what would happen.

8/18/2009 6:38:47 PM

8/18/2009 6:39:32 PM

thats the reverse of a blumpkin

so a nikpmulb

8/18/2009 6:40:07 PM

this is gonna turn into a tucker max story

OH WAIT

8/18/2009 6:42:14 PM

speaking of sharts/farts, i've so far managed to not ever fart in front of my boyfriend. i'm pretty proud of that

8/18/2009 6:43:19 PM

^ what the heck?! you used to rip ass in front of me all the time

8/18/2009 6:48:05 PM

i know right, it's completely out of character for me

8/18/2009 6:51:34 PM

btw, did you ever get your birthday card?

8/18/2009 6:52:25 PM

yep
yours is like the only non-family card i got in the mail! guess i'm too old for my dear aunts to send a twenty like they used to. maybe when i graduate from college AGAIN

8/18/2009 6:55:38 PM

I put $100 in there because I love you

8/18/2009 6:56:30 PM

i'm going to go to the tunnel painting... but i'm not going to paint.

does this make me a douchebag?

8/18/2009 6:57:08 PM

i just took off my ace bandage for the first time since my appointment yesterday at 11am


holy swollen batman

8/18/2009 7:02:18 PM

I live for the mini-marathons of star trek on scifi each monday night.

8/18/2009 7:34:54 PM

I am watching free live webcam porn at work right now

8/18/2009 7:39:36 PM

dammit! did I leave my webcam on again?

8/18/2009 7:41:07 PM

yes, and i must say that is an impressive butt plug

8/18/2009 7:42:08 PM

share the wealth.

8/18/2009 7:42:20 PM

I could drink wine for dinner every night.

8/18/2009 10:47:05 PM

Wait, you don't?

You mean everyone doesn't drink wine for dinner?

8/18/2009 10:49:53 PM

for dinner, with dinner... what's the diff?

8/18/2009 10:50:37 PM

I had a crush on fleetwud 6 years ago

8/18/2009 10:55:05 PM

I had a crush on fleetwud 6 years ago

8/18/2009 11:01:23 PM

It was the Freud beard wasn't it?

8/18/2009 11:07:42 PM

an exhaustive list of what I did today...

1. drove gf back to her place
2. ate McDonald's
3. jerked off because she wouldn't fuck me
4. drove back
5. smoked cigarettes
6. read
7. ate a piece of chocolate cake
8. slept 4-9
9. wrote an e-mail
10. posted on TWW
11. now I'm ordering JimmyJohn's

I cannot remember another day in my 28+ years of existence that I have so comprehensively wasted.

8/19/2009 12:19:20 AM

LIT made me sick tonight

8/19/2009 1:11:47 AM

kontalonis and I were CandiApple.

[Edited on August 19, 2009 at 7:31 AM. Reason : Oooh! This water feels soooooo good! ]

8/19/2009 7:28:39 AM

I cannot properly wrap an Ace bandage.

Ever. To save my life, even.

8/19/2009 10:21:02 AM

going on my first date since forever on friday

8/19/2009 11:51:08 PM

I just downed over 30 oz. of apple juice and now my tummy hurts

8/19/2009 11:56:55 PM

i shouldn't watch what she's watching when she's covering her mouth with a "OMG WTF" sound/look. But yet I still do

8/19/2009 11:57:44 PM

i should not have eaten that pound of hummous before bed.

i farted all night, and im still farting.

8/20/2009 10:42:56 AM

the last relic of "put a gym in my livingroom" is gone...

8/21/2009 5:53:50 PM

just at 3 slices of the meatiest meat lovers ive ever seen

and basketball in an hour oh boy oh boy oh boy

8/21/2009 5:57:18 PM

i gave about $10 worth of change to a homeless guy today. I've seen him at the same intersection several times and always feel guilty about ignoring him and not making eye contact. So I gave him my cup-o-change that rides around the center console of my car, including the cup.

8/21/2009 7:29:26 PM

I'm looking forward to going to the beach tomorrow, but not looking forward to being in the same house as her for 2+ days. That woman is insane

8/21/2009 10:56:30 PM

i ate too much chocolate tonight. and drank too much caffeine.

8/21/2009 11:11:46 PM

^^^its gonna be hilarious when he walks up to his heroine dealer with that and asks for $10 worth of shit and pays in jingle

i watch intervention, therefore, never give homeless people money cause they just buy drugs
which i do NOT condone

8/21/2009 11:16:36 PM

i just accidentally clicked on the Lounge instead of Chit Chat
and was like "WHY SO SERIOUS CHIT CHAT....SHEESH!!"

8/22/2009 12:55:12 AM

http://www.cliphunter.com/streams/

i love that website

8/22/2009 12:59:10 AM

relapse never felt so good.

8/22/2009 3:13:24 AM

my library fine was 27 dollars luckily they have some survey you can fill out that erases a fine

8/22/2009 1:16:58 PM

i just got out of bed at 4:54. and yes, i was sleeping like the whole time.

it felt AMAZING though. what are the chances of me sleeping tonight? haha 0?

it has been thundering and raining all day - like perfffffffect weather for sleeping.

8/22/2009 5:04:21 PM

meh



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8/22/2009 11:12:39 PM