Taking confessions.

[Edited on February 19, 2011 at 9:08 AM. Reason : 172]

2/19/2011 9:08:24 AM

You can confess to me your friday night sins

2/19/2011 7:33:43 PM

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"I, too, think chembob is a creepball. I am very surprised he found someone willing to marry him."

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"im dating 5 different guys and i don't 'like' any of them "

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"I've had a minor crush on jen since the first time i met her. Before then, based on what i'd seen on tdub, i thought she was dense. But upon meeting her she seemed pretty smart and interesting. "

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"I open-mouth kissed a horse once "

[Edited on February 19, 2011 at 8:43 PM. Reason : ]

2/19/2011 8:40:17 PM

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"I, too, have a crush on Jen. I used to think she was just a pretty face, but the more I interact with her, she is an absolute darling. Smart, funny, sweet, caring, and a genuinely good person. The beauty is just the icing on the cake!"

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"I just sent a text with a picture of my cock for the first time... and it was requested! "

2/21/2011 3:57:38 AM

Am I thinking of a different Jen because I thought it's widely accepted she's not the sharpest tool in the shed?

2/21/2011 9:16:35 AM

jen just has problems with spelling lol

shes very smart and engaging. one of the coolest girls i know. it also helps that she is easy on the eyes and has amazing hair

2/21/2011 9:28:06 AM

confess to me

2/21/2011 9:54:54 AM

pick me! pick me!

2/21/2011 10:04:17 AM

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"Last night I very randomly had a dream about Joie that was sexual in nature. This was very random because I have never actually met her and don't talk to her that often on here or on facebook not to mention knowing that she is getting married and all. She was sporting the dark hair and bangs (which I normally dislike) but looked super cute on her. I woke up and was like WTF that was pretty weird and then fell back asleep and it picked right back up where it had left off. I'm not really sure why that happened but now everytime I see her post that's gonna run through my mind I'm sure. Granted, I've always had a bit of an e-crush on her because she always seemed like a super cool girl and the type of girl I could see myself dating possibly. Ok I feel better and less dirty now. "

2/21/2011 10:34:23 AM

i'll take some confessions

2/21/2011 10:40:51 AM

no you won't!

2/21/2011 10:42:45 AM

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"So, last night my GF broke up with me over MSN. Now, she doesn't live in the US. She refused to talk to me. She said "she doesn't like me." she didn't elaborate or anything. She told me to forget about her. I cried myself to sleep last night, and I cried all day yesterday and this morning. It was the first time I actually felt happy in my life. Nothing else has ever really mattered until I met her. Now I feel empty and i don't really know why I should be around, especially since I can't call her or see her or anything. "

2/21/2011 1:35:23 PM

people need to stop w/ the "what's left for me to be here for" attitude and get with the "what do i do now?" attitude

2/21/2011 1:41:11 PM

Seriously. Find some other girl on MSN.

2/21/2011 1:48:25 PM

^^,^agreed

2/21/2011 1:48:28 PM

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"my life is average "

2/21/2011 1:49:29 PM

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""So, last night my GF broke up with me over MSN. Now, she doesn't live in the US. She refused to talk to me. She said "she doesn't like me." she didn't elaborate or anything. She told me to forget about her. I cried myself to sleep last night, and I cried all day yesterday and this morning. It was the first time I actually felt happy in my life. Nothing else has ever really mattered until I met her. Now I feel empty and i don't really know why I should be around, especially since I can't call her or see her or anything"

you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons loler

2/21/2011 2:15:18 PM

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"I think I was happier single. "

2/21/2011 2:20:42 PM

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"my keyboard broke so i had to use character map to type in tdub's url... hardcore i am "

2/21/2011 2:53:26 PM

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"I just realized that I"ve been thinking of chembob's wang for longer than I ever needed to be"

2/21/2011 3:35:22 PM

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"I'm certain I saw evan the other night and I noticed he's put on some weight. I'm not knocking him, as I'm quite large myself, but I just don't want his hard work to disappear so quickly. He lost a lot of weight (which I'd like to know how he did it) and it sucks to have it sneak back up on you. The same thing happened to me - I lost 50 pounds within a few months and over the last 7 years I've put on 100 lb; it sucks, it's demoralizing, and it's frustrating. I'm not happy with how I look, but that's not my main problem. My biggest issue with my weight is my health and over activeness. My back, knees, and feet kill me; I get winded easily; I'm limited in my activities; my sex drive has suffered; and I can't seem to shed pounds anymore - I've tried, it's just harder than ever. Not to mention having to buy new clothes - which I hate (clothes, well nice clothes, are stupidly expensive and I hate shopping). I'm not ~, but he went from a large guy to a very decent, healthy looking guy and I'd hate to see him slip, because I'm sure he's proud of what he did and wants to maintain that; and I figured advice from someone who fucked up a great lifestyle/body change could help. Just being a concerned e-friend."

2/22/2011 12:09:46 PM

confess to me my sons/daughters

2/22/2011 12:12:36 PM

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"I blew a dude the other day. He dropped a load so big that I couldn't swallow it. Ended up getting all over my chin and his balls. Then when I tried to swallow, it went down the wrong way and came out my nose. I laughed, as did he. "

Say seven hail marys and call me later tonite

2/22/2011 1:46:14 PM

^^^ awww

2/22/2011 1:48:32 PM

some true romance goin on itt

2/22/2011 1:58:46 PM

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"I ran a red light today because I was being a dumb ass and not paying attention. But it was a stupid traffic light that I don't even know why it's there in the first place since there isn't an intersection there. I wouldn't really care about my oversight except for the fact there was a red light camera involved "

2/22/2011 2:02:11 PM

pwnt

2/22/2011 2:02:41 PM

lol. gg

2/22/2011 2:03:03 PM

i'll take confessions

2/22/2011 4:03:40 PM

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"I think I just agreed to make a 6 hour round trip tonight to fuck my ex who moved away a few months ago Idk whether to be excited to be with them again or depressed at how pathetic/desperate that is"

2/22/2011 4:16:54 PM

you can confess to me tonight.

2/22/2011 8:50:24 PM

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"I feel like a horrible person saying this, but I don't really want to be friends with one of my friends anymore. She is going through a rough time right now because she's dealing with something that would be stressful for anyone, and I can understand that. But instead of trying to handle it rationally and look for bright sides, she whines and is melodramatic and feels so damn sorry for herself all the time. I try to comfort her by telling her the things she has to be happy for, but that never works, and it seems like she just wants me to agree with her in boo-hooing over how rough she has it, which I won't do. I don't want to drop her flat out because I know she needs friends right now, but she is driving me nuts. "

2/22/2011 9:19:30 PM

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"I recently met a new girl. Everything is just grand. Fits like a glove kinda deal. What's weird is that I always see the signs of when it's going to work out or not straight off. I wonder if it's just a self fulfilling prophesy or what. Either way I'm really happy and playing my cards right so I don't make mistakes like I did in the past. It is weird to be thinking like this. I was happy single. Whenever one is at their best single seems to be when the ladies come around. Their 6th sense if you will "

2/22/2011 10:09:56 PM

i would like to have a confession

2/22/2011 10:53:33 PM

i'd take a confession this moanin

2/23/2011 8:53:01 AM

^4 I stopped being friends with someone like that but it was after a never ending cycle of self pity.

2/23/2011 9:03:32 AM

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"^4 I stopped being friends with someone like that but it was after a never ending cycle of self pity."

Agreed. I had to do the same thing with a friend of mine. It was constant self-pity and boy hunting. ANNOYING.

2/23/2011 9:37:14 AM

Give me your confessions!

2/23/2011 9:41:29 AM

confess to me!!!

2/23/2011 9:46:21 AM

I'd like some...

2/23/2011 1:24:02 PM

The secret is to not ask for them.

not as scandalous as the last one but a confession is a confession

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"I played soccer today at lunch. Totally took this big dude down who tried to charge ^me. I said sorry and helped him up. But I honestly didn't feel bad lol he ran straight into ^me and then went flying. I workout a lot but the dude has like 80lbs on ^me easy. It was pretty funny"

2/23/2011 1:28:16 PM

^when I ask for them, I get them about 33% of the time... but when I don't, I never get pm's (except from piddlebug)

and this one was a success:

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"Back when I was 16 I was working at a restaurant. There was a 36yo lady that stayed after closing and got drunk. Obviously a travelling business woman. Surprisingly hot. anyway she was flashing the staff for drinks. My manager convinced her to hook up with me in the back of the restaurant. We did. She just had her breasts augmented too so they were looking nice. Man those were good times. She came in the next night too. I ignored her, skank "

niiiiiiice

2/23/2011 3:19:22 PM

"^me" ?

2/23/2011 3:23:17 PM

I'll take a random confession. I will also accept nude pictures of hot women that I promise not to repost on here.. ya know in case thats an option

2/23/2011 3:37:28 PM

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"I'm realizing that I am staying out more often and later than typical because I dread going home "

womp womp

2/23/2011 6:12:14 PM

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"There is something very profound and perverse about scooping someone into a generic brand ziplock bag for transport. "

2/25/2011 9:36:53 AM

2/25/2011 9:46:27 AM

I'll take one

^^and I don't know what that even means

2/25/2011 9:47:21 AM

cremated remains i assume

2/25/2011 9:57:31 AM

ps, inbox still red guize...

2/25/2011 10:08:29 AM