Fuck you all.

That is my confession.

8/22/2009 11:13:37 PM

i'm e-arguing with DNL, and i'm not wearing any pants.

8/22/2009 11:14:49 PM

not going to jackpot because i dont have a dd and i want to drink some

8/22/2009 11:23:49 PM

quit being a douchenozzle and take a fucking cab

8/22/2009 11:25:17 PM

Take this elsewhere, I'm trying to confess my FUCK YOU'S to the world.

8/22/2009 11:26:27 PM

lol obviously i dont want to go bad enough to get a cab

8/22/2009 11:28:00 PM

ride the free drunk bus

8/22/2009 11:29:52 PM

ok thought of one. sunday is my favorite day of the week

8/23/2009 12:29:08 AM

definitely moments where i miss even doing college homework

8/23/2009 9:43:55 PM

Not too sure how this week is gonna go, but I know several things: it's gonna be impossible, aggravating, lonely and hardcore. So ready to get back to work after being off all afternoon and night tonight.

8/23/2009 10:01:40 PM

the other day i was wondering why cddweller hadn't been posting as much lately

8/23/2009 10:02:26 PM

Eh, broke up with my beau, working hard, etc.

8/23/2009 10:05:21 PM

so they tried to fix something that wasn't broke, and now i'm out a cigarette of choice.

they did the thing they were doing with the camel crushes which is put a mint in the filter(so its either a regular or menthol. its already a menthol it doesnt need a mint in the filter. i squeeze this thing and its like super strong gross menthol and it tastes gross. so just not crush the minty thing in the filter you might say, but it doesnt matter, it changes the way it tastes to the point i'm not buying these anymore. and i dont wanna go back to newports =/ and marlboro's menthols have traditionally been in 3rd place as far as menthol cigarettes. i at least remember smoking camel menthols since summer of 06, no earlier than maybe dec 05, rip

8/23/2009 10:32:58 PM

my toes were so swollen tonight, you couldn't see in between them

8/25/2009 9:15:58 PM

I really wanna have a PM conversation

8/25/2009 9:16:29 PM

i miss turkish jade lights.

8/25/2009 9:35:58 PM

none of these are fucking confessions god damn it

8/25/2009 9:36:53 PM

i once beat a man to death with me own shoe.

8/25/2009 9:38:23 PM

i did a double take when ^ posted

8/25/2009 9:40:36 PM

Quote :

"Eh, broke up with my beau, working hard, etc. "

you DID!! why!

8/25/2009 9:48:47 PM

I interfered in their relationship
people got jealous
then, much like a pigeon, I shat all over everything then flew away

8/25/2009 9:50:19 PM

Quote :

"none of these are fucking confessions god damn it"

I don't wear underwear because I like the feeling of denim on my shaved pussy.

8/26/2009 7:38:07 AM

I'm no longer addicted to afrin

8/26/2009 7:41:12 AM

^^ I must confess, I first

Then I

8/26/2009 1:19:38 PM

3 classes i haven't read for.

one i did 2/3 of last semester before i withdrew so...i'm just going to review my notes

the other 2 i don't have books for so...oopsy.

i'm a horrible student!

8/26/2009 1:23:39 PM

^^^^ i must confess, i just stalked her facebook profile.

8/26/2009 1:55:24 PM

its a race against the clock right now as to whether i get bitched out by a guest or third shift gets bitched out by a guest

8/26/2009 10:57:56 PM

i've biked 1000 miles commuting since mid-May, but i think all the health benefits have been negated by a ridiculous increase in donuts, bacon cheeseburgers, and sausage/egg/cheese muffins.







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8/27/2009 12:39:25 PM

I hate it when I'm hanging out with a group of people and I can't think of anything to say. And then when I think of something someone always speaks up before I do and I don't feel like interrupting and by the time there's a lull in the conversation they've long since moved on to a different subject.

*sigh*

8/27/2009 9:08:43 PM

i, too, hate that shit.

8/27/2009 9:10:31 PM

i thoroughly enjoy getting the mail

8/27/2009 9:13:43 PM

I want a steering knob for my car.

8/27/2009 9:47:56 PM

My costume is awesome!

8/27/2009 11:06:44 PM

the 'weekend before pay day' bank balance is always really depressing.

Hello, double digits

8/28/2009 10:48:41 AM

I just threw some chicken strips on the George Foreman

I am now going to jerk off

When I finish jerking off, they should be ready

8/28/2009 6:28:36 PM

Quote :

"I hate it when I'm hanging out with a group of people and I can't think of anything to say. And then when I think of something someone always speaks up before I do and I don't feel like interrupting and by the time there's a lull in the conversation they've long since moved on to a different subject. *sigh*"

ahaha, same here.

8/28/2009 7:35:09 PM

I double click my mouse to pics of shawnaC.

8/28/2009 7:37:17 PM

my binoculars came in the mail today. i couldnt go to the doctor today because the wait was an hour+ and i had to be in work by 3. i kind of want to do the peace corps.

8/28/2009 7:38:01 PM

i desperately want to let go

8/28/2009 10:20:37 PM

i would fuck the shit out of timothy dalton

8/28/2009 10:28:59 PM

lol @ dnl with binoculars

8/28/2009 10:30:40 PM

hes old as hell lol ^^

8/28/2009 10:31:30 PM

i know

that's why it's a dirty little secret

shhhhhhhhh

8/28/2009 10:55:34 PM

WHORE

(jk)

8/28/2009 10:57:24 PM

I was once invited to a threesome on my neighbor's bed and I declined.

8/28/2009 11:06:27 PM

i wanna get a dog

8/29/2009 12:40:29 AM

i want you to never, ever get a dog.

8/29/2009 12:42:34 AM

i kinda would like a maltise(sp?) but those are not masculine enough no homo

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8/29/2009 12:43:14 AM

I confess

I have no fucking new music to listen to

and that sucks

8/29/2009 12:43:52 AM

set em up

8/29/2009 12:46:49 AM