what would tucker max do

9/6/2007 4:34:52 PM

a shot of bourbon
a line of coke
and have unprotected sex with some girl he just met

9/6/2007 4:35:41 PM

At this point, I can say with confidence that I am hotter than Britney Spears. Jesus h Christ...

9/6/2007 4:37:26 PM

I ♥ Jill Wagner.

9/6/2007 4:37:51 PM

Food, beer, and the company of tawdry women.

9/6/2007 4:41:40 PM

actually

he'd take 5 vodka/redbulls
no coke, see redbull above
have unprotected sex with random girl he just met

9/6/2007 4:45:59 PM

it was a guess

I don't read tucker max

9/6/2007 4:47:52 PM

haha it's fucking hilarious

9/6/2007 4:53:47 PM

VEGAS!!!!!!!!!!

9/6/2007 5:01:47 PM

i think i wanna go back there..like next week

9/6/2007 5:05:14 PM

I just beat my high score on text twist!!

17,110

[Edited on September 6, 2007 at 5:11 PM. Reason : higher]

9/6/2007 5:06:22 PM

what does sex exploit minor second degree mean? Anyone know examples?

just curious

9/6/2007 5:06:41 PM

that's when I'M going! for the first time, and i'm ridiculously excited. I feel like before I went to Disney World when I was 5...I thought about it for weeks (or what seemed like weeks when I was 5), and could hardly sleep at night

I want to start packing for it now, hahahaha

9/6/2007 5:07:16 PM

im going to Disney world tomorrow. i dont know if thats a plus or a minus.

9/6/2007 5:21:26 PM

I haven't been there in years

9/6/2007 5:26:38 PM

Quote :

"I. Second degree sex exploit minor, unlawfully, willfully and feloniously did record material containing a visual representation of a minor, unknown four or five-year-old female engaged in sexual activity, consisting of unknown four or five-year-old female performing oral sex on an adult male, the defendant knowing the material's content."

http://www.cherokeesentinel.com/news/2006/1025/Front_Page/002.html

9/6/2007 5:29:14 PM

at him.

[Edited on September 6, 2007 at 5:52 PM. Reason : ]

9/6/2007 5:52:24 PM

Quote :

" Erik Cole says if he wasn’t playing professional hockey he would “work for the Geek Squad.”"

*swoon*

9/6/2007 5:58:52 PM

God dammit I am so fucking angry I could cry or kill someone.

9/6/2007 6:22:21 PM

if you motherfuckers would arrive on time, you'd have time to listen to me tell you how to not get lost going to the room.

9/6/2007 6:29:17 PM

Um so, what does that make me? I flipped out in two seconds flat and then suddenly got normal again after finding out it was a hoax.

bipolar? batshit insane? fucking crazy?

9/6/2007 6:44:50 PM

everybody appears to be going crazy.. maybe i shouldn't go out

9/6/2007 6:46:12 PM

Yay football season starts very soon!

9/6/2007 6:47:52 PM

I'm getting super long hair extensions tonight for the beach this weekend and key west when i graduate!!!!

9/6/2007 6:55:04 PM

lol extensions


this girl tried to holler at me a couple weeks ago and my friend was like, "dude, that girl has fake hair"

it scared me, cause I found out she did

[Edited on September 6, 2007 at 6:56 PM. Reason : ...]

9/6/2007 6:55:41 PM

god damn that 4wheeler is fast

9/6/2007 6:56:11 PM

wow

fucking extensions.

maybe that should be 'lol extensions'

[Edited on September 6, 2007 at 6:56 PM. Reason : wow]

9/6/2007 6:56:18 PM

Yeah well I received the worst hair cut of my life 4 weeks ago by another student at school that works at Salon Blu and well, I graduate in 3 weeks and I have no other choice...b/c I can't be a professional hair stylist with this hair

it's 100% human hair anyhow...

I feel like I'm purchasing something dirty aha...

This is just as ghetto as fake nails to me... IMAGINE HOW I FEEL lol

9/6/2007 6:59:39 PM

yeah, I forgot about that haircut

I just wanted lol at extensions and laugh about the fake hair girl that drug me home

9/6/2007 7:01:00 PM

Quote :

"Yeah well I received the worst hair cut of my life 4 weeks ago by another student at school that works at Salon Blu and well, I graduate in 3 weeks and I have no other choice...b/c I can't be a professional hair stylist with this hair"

I hope she paid dearly.

9/6/2007 7:02:15 PM

have joi do your hair. shes pretty good and has some sweet titties.

9/6/2007 7:03:46 PM

^^Let's just say that karma is a bitch

^Nah, she's friend's with some kaitlyn girl that i went to school with and hate...that also works at salon blu

9/6/2007 7:05:55 PM

kaitlyn is quite the man.

9/6/2007 7:07:35 PM

She's alright, we just have different views on how to "act" infront of a client...and she took it a bit far infront of my client once and ever since...we've hated each other...b/c I basically told her off infront of a lot of people...

9/6/2007 7:09:22 PM

incognegro is such a fun word

9/6/2007 7:11:08 PM

go to cherry bombs

9/6/2007 7:11:27 PM

Yeah my friend Nichole works there... I like the Warren Scott Salon and Blo...

9/6/2007 7:13:44 PM

i got a cut at blo this past weekend.

9/6/2007 7:16:18 PM

im going to mexico for 10 days in january

9/6/2007 7:17:21 PM

9/6/2007 7:18:22 PM

haha HHH


"horse hair head"


good times

9/6/2007 7:19:36 PM

If you go to Teh Goat enough you'll wind up feeling dirty.

9/6/2007 7:23:38 PM

A girl at school today showed me her fake boobs in the bathroom...

$4500 of Jesus boobs... I'm serious... they looked so real...

Makes me want to go take a loan out! jk...

but seriously, I would have never guessed...

9/6/2007 7:26:35 PM

$5800 for the ones I paid for... looked pretty much real after 6 months or so. guess i shoulda shopped around more haha

9/6/2007 7:32:46 PM

for that much money that shit had better look natural



http://www.north-american-paranormal-society.com

9/6/2007 9:12:35 PM

I'm still tempted to look for a new watch on saturday

9/6/2007 9:37:45 PM

rolex?

9/6/2007 9:41:39 PM

Dear NBC,

Plz to get rid of Keith Olbermann. I want to watch football, not this douche.

9/6/2007 10:07:01 PM

not really paying attention, but just heard about three gunpoint rapes a few blocks down on my street


turns out it was a town a few miles up the road with the same street name


tired spazz moment there for a second

9/6/2007 11:49:09 PM

^What are they gonna do, gunpoint rape YOU?

My random thoughts: I'm fucking tired of turning wrenches, and I think I want to turn the skin on my wang...

9/6/2007 11:52:12 PM