th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
confess to meeeee
[Edited on March 2, 2011 at 11:11 PM. Reason : damn top of page fuckin me up] 3/2/2011 11:11:10 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
no. MEEEEE!!!! 3/2/2011 11:12:07 PM |
Misha All American 881 Posts user info edit post |
confess to meeeeee 3/2/2011 11:14:41 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
confess to meeeeeee 3/2/2011 11:15:09 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "anonymous people cannot make me feel bad
this is probably because I lack that which most people don't... a soul. " |
You must not be getting enough soul food up there.3/2/2011 11:25:51 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
I want a confession 3/2/2011 11:28:43 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i have a huge crush on this lesbian at work. i have no idea how to pursue this situation " |
unless you are a lesbian
or she is not actually a lesbian but perhaps bisexual
i'm gonna go with, don't!!3/2/2011 11:36:26 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " I'm wasting my time in school but I don't care since it's my parents' money. If it were up to me I'd become a barber." |
3/2/2011 11:38:06 PM |
craptastic All American 6115 Posts user info edit post |
It is up to you. 3/3/2011 3:10:49 AM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
go be a barber 3/3/2011 7:50:03 AM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "This one has probably been mentioned like fifty thousand times over in this thread, but I haven't sent mine out since it only happened this weekend. This past weekend, I met up with my old roommate from school, his girlfriend and her roommate. We've been mutual friends for going on about 3 years now. My roommate and his girlfriend always try setting us up on dates and what not, which is fine because hey I'm always up for a date, but it never amounts to anything. Two years of off and on dates and the most we've ever done was kiss, but it's always been wrong place, wrong time.
Well we all decided to go out on Saturday night and have a good time with tons of drinking because that's what we typically did when we hung out in school. Well skip ahead to after last call and we make it back to their place (roommate's gf's) and eventually we make it to her room. We start talking then maybe five minutes later she's undressed and after a lot of foreplay we end up having sex. Now in the 2 years prior to this kissing had been awkward and then here we are full out, pretty awesome sex, perhaps best I've ever had. But it got weird after we finished.
After we finished, she gets clothed and then starts crying to me about how she doesn't want to get too involved with me because of her moving away in a few months for her job in a different state. Crying after sex is never a good thing. But she then composes herself and goes on how she could see herself with me for the long haul because she does like me, but hates the thought of moving away. I'm obviously confused, because in the past I've shown I've liked this girl, but then I had moved away for a job, so that shot those chances down back then. But now that I'm back in the Raleigh area she's been kind of showing an interest slowly but surely over the past few months. I'm now under the spell of "We had sex and you can see yourself with me for the long term" that I really want to be with this girl, but I'm not sure about how to go about doing it or if she was just saying those things to not make me feel awkward. To add to the confusion, her roommate keeps texting me to take things slow and pursue it because she feels something is there between us, but she could just be pulling my chain for all I know.
Sorry that it's long and runs on a lot, but I've just wanted to tell that to someone else, because well my friends are useless on this topic because they're either just going out chasing girls every night or have been in a relationship so long that they don't remember the beginnings. I'm good at all the other parts, but starting one and I'm not even close to sure this is one that I could start. It's one worth pursuing, but I'm not sure if it's one that can be pursued if that makes sense.
Hopefully I didn't bore you to tears, ask me more if you want and I can reply with answers, if not thanks for just letting me fill your inbox with a bunch of words. " |
[Edited on March 3, 2011 at 8:41 AM. Reason : ]3/3/2011 8:40:35 AM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
Can sex not be casual anymore? And if it didnt work out before, what makes you think it would now. I say just enjoy it while she is still here or until you find someone you can be with 3/3/2011 8:44:10 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89771 Posts user info edit post |
Man, grimx really laid himself out there in that confession... 3/3/2011 8:45:03 AM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
i WISH i was a solid 6 3/3/2011 8:49:13 AM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i just wanted to also send you a penis confession in regards to how i am bragging about my size in the confession thread instead of posting it.
and by bragging, i mean its huge " |
3/3/2011 8:51:43 AM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
I, too, have a large dick... or so Ive been told I happen to think he is average, but he gets the job done.
Oh wait I forgot to send this to someone rather than just post it here... whoops /fail
[Edited on March 3, 2011 at 9:26 AM. Reason : .] 3/3/2011 9:26:26 AM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
Not directed at ^ in particular, but I think "you have a huge dick" has roughly the same truth behind it as "you give the best blowjobs ever" 3/3/2011 9:29:11 AM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
I think we need more big vagina confessions in this thread. 3/3/2011 9:30:26 AM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
ibt"anythingemcehastapped" 3/3/2011 9:33:11 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89771 Posts user info edit post |
ibt"anythinggrimxhaslayed" 3/3/2011 9:57:37 AM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Doss2k has a very nice penis. It isn't the biggest I've seen, but it is the biggest I've seen that didn't look like it belonged to a circus freak. Ladies, don't pass it up if you get the chance! " |
iiiinteresting3/3/2011 12:54:51 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89771 Posts user info edit post |
Could someone please say a few kind words about my junk? 3/3/2011 12:57:03 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
looool @ punchmonk 3/3/2011 1:00:58 PM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
LOL awesome see I don't lie! Too bad my inbox is still red though 3/3/2011 1:14:03 PM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
confess to me 3/3/2011 1:37:52 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
I'll take more confessions 3/3/2011 10:17:20 PM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
bttt
i will be bored for like an hour if anyone wants to confess some shit 3/4/2011 9:35:10 AM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
hahahahahahaha
i technically already knew this persons n1rochb3/4/2011 9:41:48 AM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
I have no idea what the hell just happened there 3/4/2011 9:42:24 AM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
^ 3/4/2011 9:49:11 AM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
more confessions! 3/4/2011 9:56:58 AM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I want to go out on a date so badly, but we are trying to save money so I have to sit at home. " |
3/4/2011 10:35:44 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Theres plenty of free dates. Go to a museum together or something 3/4/2011 10:40:32 AM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
There aren't any museums in this tiny little town. we did walk around the park last weekend tho really I want to go see cirque du soleil but don't want to spend the $$ 3/4/2011 10:45:30 AM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
bmel's confession exposed???? 3/4/2011 10:50:50 AM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
totally
she straight up FDC 3/4/2011 10:53:01 AM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
He caught me so the cats out the bag. 3/4/2011 10:53:45 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
3/4/2011 10:55:15 AM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
confess to meeeeeeeeee 3/4/2011 11:02:44 AM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i kinda miss having thumper around, purely because it caused so much entertaining drama" |
3/4/2011 6:52:20 PM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
Thumper definitely still posts
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. 3/4/2011 6:58:45 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
but she isn't causing drama anymore 3/4/2011 7:01:04 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
what?! what's her alias 3/4/2011 7:02:30 PM |
ScubaSteve All American 5523 Posts user info edit post |
taking confessions while debating whether to go out tonight or not.. 3/4/2011 7:09:05 PM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
also i miss thumper
[Edited on March 4, 2011 at 7:32 PM. Reason : go out dude^] 3/4/2011 7:32:32 PM |
evlbuxmbetty All American 3633 Posts user info edit post |
someone send me one confession b4 i fall asleep!! 3/4/2011 10:56:20 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I had the best sex dream (involving an ex) ever last night
sadly, she is now married and pregnant so it'll never be a reality
but wow " |
3/4/2011 11:11:04 PM |
OldBlueChair All American 5405 Posts user info edit post |
i'm bored.
confess. 3/4/2011 11:13:35 PM |
OldBlueChair All American 5405 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Last night I had a dream that I doused a baby with gasoline and my buddy was about to light it on fire. " |
3/5/2011 12:38:48 AM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i have been too busy to wash some clothes i vomited on. last week. they're in a plastic bag in my hamper but still, haven't had time to wash them yet. i feel so gross
*for the record, the vomit happened away from home so i was unable to put them immediately into the washer" |
3/10/2011 1:03:32 PM |