and i hate that fucking dog.

9/7/2007 5:38:00 PM

tis time to shit shower shave

all will involve beer

9/7/2007 5:44:24 PM

9/7/2007 6:21:16 PM

wtf... only one person that i contacted wants to celebrate with me tonite

i finally got my internship approved, and thus will definately be graduating this semester, and only one person wants to go out drinkin with me??

i suck at life....

9/7/2007 6:34:20 PM

that sucks.. i hope i have more ppl call me back lol

9/7/2007 6:38:59 PM

hmm...
??

9/7/2007 6:55:37 PM

tomorrow's my birthday

and no one has given me any set plans for what to do

9/7/2007 6:59:30 PM

are you that dependant

9/7/2007 7:01:02 PM

I am being better about studying and reading stuff this semester... lets try to keep that up and see how my GPA goes this semester.

9/7/2007 7:20:54 PM

evidently, he's only going to learn the hard way.

9/7/2007 7:37:21 PM

TWW is really slow right now

9/7/2007 7:44:44 PM

true, true

9/7/2007 7:51:18 PM

supreme clientelle.

great shit

9/7/2007 7:51:48 PM

OH MY KITTENS!!! THAT DOVE HASH WAS WELL WORTH THE DRIVE HOME TO EAT IT!!!! mY MOUTH IS STILL WATERING!!! THE RABBIT ADDED WAS A NICE TOUCH!

9/7/2007 8:04:30 PM

ok my dogs must like the axe body wash stuff i used..they wont quit licking me

9/7/2007 8:14:34 PM

i need to start acting like a dipshit, then i'll have a nice car, hot broad, phat cash, a HUGE house, and a boss that doesn't give a FUCK if I show up for work, or not.

9/7/2007 8:23:57 PM

I was thinking the same thing this afternoon.

9/7/2007 8:25:07 PM

I can't believe he said that :-\

9/7/2007 8:26:30 PM

sometimes naughty thoughts cross my mental eye, and i see things for what they are - what can i say?

9/7/2007 8:27:24 PM

I'm not talking about you

9/7/2007 8:27:46 PM

huh?

9/7/2007 8:29:29 PM

*cat yawn*

9/7/2007 8:30:20 PM

Hungry.what to do?

9/7/2007 8:37:30 PM

its going to be a very boring night, I wish i had the balls to go out just by myself....

9/7/2007 8:44:05 PM

I should have worn a skirt

9/7/2007 8:49:24 PM

Speaking of skirts, I've seen more nasty hos wearing really short miniskirts. Like obvious drawers-showing miniskirts.

Skank ass skanks. One had a gut that protruded farther than her huge bullet titties. The other had shoulders broader than a defensive linebacker.

9/7/2007 9:01:38 PM

why the hell did my phone not ring?

9/7/2007 9:23:15 PM

fed

9/7/2007 9:50:17 PM

WOO!

DOOOOO YOUUUU... YOU!!!


FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL LIKE I DOOOOOOOOO?

9/7/2007 9:53:19 PM

probally not

9/7/2007 10:59:30 PM

fucking drunk


and want to go to the bar



but i'm abstaining


b/c i know the 2 fucking railhead whores are going to be there tonight

and i DO NOT WANT TO FUCK THEM TONIGHT

CHRIST

9/7/2007 11:01:33 PM

Quit being a little bitch and do it

9/7/2007 11:14:27 PM

would u feel better if you did?

9/7/2007 11:14:46 PM

temporarily.


but you wouldnt like that would you

9/7/2007 11:17:17 PM

you know what

fuck it


im hungry, going to walk to the bar, get some food, a few more drinks


and walk home

9/7/2007 11:21:14 PM

no i wouldn't like it

but they can give you something i can't. I wouldn't fault you if you did darlin.

9/7/2007 11:28:53 PM

time

for
bed

damn i made it home, good times

9/8/2007 1:10:09 AM

oops

9/8/2007 1:42:14 AM

ROCK-ME-HARDPLACE

9/8/2007 1:57:58 AM

*giggle*

9/8/2007 2:22:52 AM

bored

9/8/2007 3:09:02 AM

it was my fault, too.

back to bed

9/8/2007 7:27:57 AM

aaaahhh!!! I don't want to be awake! Avians are smelly.

9/8/2007 8:48:51 AM

cookin' home fries


and reading the new york times

9/8/2007 8:54:27 AM

FUCK

A PIECE OF HOT AS FUCK ONION JUST FELL ON MY BIG TOE WHILE FLIPPIN' THE PAN

9/8/2007 9:05:37 AM

Quote :

"wtf... only one person that i contacted wants to celebrate with me tonite"

now you know we would've come out if we weren't already on the road to come to southport this weekend...silly brett

congrats man

9/8/2007 9:44:19 AM

oh god I woke up at 8 and was still drunk

9/8/2007 11:27:19 AM

this fucking sucks.

9/8/2007 12:52:47 PM

you will not get a quality woman with the smell of skank still on your dick

9/8/2007 12:53:07 PM

1741

9/8/2007 12:55:00 PM