I am?! oh snap!

10/7/2010 11:24:22 AM

You know you are. If you knew how to cut hair, you'd be PERFECT and fantastic.

10/7/2010 11:31:45 AM

well, i mean, i can cut your hair if you want me to



dont know how it will look though

10/7/2010 11:35:26 AM

hehe. noooooooooooo thank you.

10/7/2010 11:39:59 AM

how the hell do i play fantasy hockey??? i mean, what am i looking for in a player? i have my team and such, but there is no projected points column. i need training wheels...


i have players starting in 30 minutes



HALP

10/7/2010 11:41:21 AM

flight cancelled
found an uncashed paycheck
I can pay my ticket in person, with cash
That drug test seems to be instant = I may get to not work my last few shifts...?

holy crap dear god.
What a fantastic day thus far.

10/7/2010 11:46:49 AM

^^ make sure the players are "in" and you have the players not playing today benched.

For as much as I love hockey, I just couldn't get into fantasy hockey.

BUT OMG THE FIRST CANES GAME STARTS IN 10 MINUTESLSJKFALSFDJSLADFJ

10/7/2010 11:49:49 AM

thanks! i'm still confused, but i'll learn

10/7/2010 11:54:51 AM

LETS GO CANES!

10/7/2010 12:06:26 PM

how many times did those jock dudes ass bang that chick, and why didnt she report that...

10/7/2010 12:36:20 PM

my boy has the most fucked up shit happen to him, he just lost a pinky finger and posted a pic of it

10/7/2010 12:53:05 PM

today is crawling by

and I'm cold.

10/7/2010 1:28:30 PM

Random outbreak of hives was getting better ... then it got worse than it was when it started. WTF. I don't know how to fix it if I don't know what's causing it.

10/7/2010 1:50:26 PM

i figured it was that time of year where the hives would start being collected.

10/7/2010 1:52:56 PM

do what now?

10/7/2010 1:56:26 PM

not much use for pollinators anymore

10/7/2010 1:58:48 PM

I still have dog hair all over me

10/7/2010 2:20:16 PM

there went my good day

10/7/2010 2:28:02 PM

^^Lil brown hairs everywhere?

10/7/2010 2:30:35 PM

white dog hair, dawg

10/7/2010 2:38:14 PM

i think i will start laundry and then have a nap

10/7/2010 2:54:24 PM

well that conversation went better than expected. Looking forward to talking more about this with Peter later.

10/7/2010 2:55:54 PM

gave the dog a bath, but now back to the boredom. I NEED SOMETHING TO DO.

10/7/2010 2:59:35 PM

oh
my
god

make it stop

10/7/2010 3:13:55 PM

Hmmm what to spend my way too much free time doing this evening...

10/7/2010 3:15:22 PM

it's only 3:16. Why is he offline?

Oh, right. It's Thursday.

10/7/2010 3:17:57 PM

I come across weird things when I'm looking up stuff for work. http://shitbegone.com/

10/7/2010 3:25:12 PM

HALP! And I've only been on this diet since Monday... nom nom nom...

10/7/2010 3:25:56 PM

damn, i'm sick and in NO WAY hungry, but ^ looks soooooooo delicious

10/7/2010 3:27:23 PM

I know! But it's on my list of things I can't have till December 3rd. sigh.

I don't think staring at it is helping lol

10/7/2010 3:29:33 PM

NOM NOM?

10/7/2010 3:29:59 PM

I'm hungry.
I forgot my wallet, and I didn't bring anything for lunch. I'm not making it another 4.5hrs.
pewp.

10/7/2010 3:31:14 PM

I'm sick, but I have a HUGE appetite for some reason. That up there looks incredible.

10/7/2010 3:31:36 PM

I always end up constantly starving when I'm sick

10/7/2010 3:32:16 PM

Yes! I want to throw everyone off their diets and make everyone super hungry like me!

10/7/2010 3:33:39 PM

The key here is not being on a diet.. even if I should be

10/7/2010 3:34:17 PM

i now want hibach, thanks person with the photo

10/7/2010 3:38:23 PM

hahahah

10/7/2010 3:44:28 PM

im thinking about brandi

10/7/2010 3:46:23 PM

10/7/2010 3:58:21 PM

also, may i just say that looks like some amazing hibachi

10/7/2010 4:00:27 PM

I love the fact that I am probably going to be living in an apartment literally five minutes walk from my office.

I also love the fact that I have an office....

...also love the fact that the gubment is shipping my motorcycle for me.

10/7/2010 4:00:55 PM

I am glad things are going so well for you

10/7/2010 4:01:56 PM

^^ o/

skwinkle

10/7/2010 4:02:10 PM

10/7/2010 4:02:54 PM

This dope aint yo dope
And these cuts aint yo cuts
Yo, the UGK posse got
The big big nuts

10/7/2010 4:05:52 PM

^^,^^^

10/7/2010 4:27:18 PM

^^^^, ^^^ , ^

10/7/2010 4:56:13 PM

10/7/2010 6:52:20 PM

im not really hungry, but i want to eat dinner

10/7/2010 6:53:27 PM