I quit for a week, thats not bad

9/12/2007 2:25:53 PM

you cant get pregnant from anal

9/12/2007 2:26:25 PM

thats what I try to tell em

9/12/2007 2:27:13 PM

and none of them believe me


it wont hurt

9/12/2007 2:27:48 PM

the key is you run them a really sweet bubble bath, then join them, then start making some lovin, and then Oops. The bubbles made it slip!

9/12/2007 2:29:18 PM

"it won't hurt....






































after a while"

9/12/2007 2:29:33 PM

^^wanna take a bubble bath?

[Edited on September 12, 2007 at 2:30 PM. Reason : forgot the [no creepy]]

9/12/2007 2:30:27 PM

bubble bath, wine, candles, good food...



"oh yeah, I'm gonna fuck you in the butt"

9/12/2007 2:32:44 PM

i mean, in all honesty, if you get your woman drunk enough, you can put it anywhere. Its not like she can feel it anyway, your whole body goes numb at that questionable black out period.

9/12/2007 2:34:24 PM

"if you wanna do it go ahead, I'm drunk enough to try"


not that I've heard that or anything

9/12/2007 2:35:22 PM

I have some hard classes this semester... when will it be over!?!?

9/12/2007 2:35:53 PM

my roommate says when im wasted drunk i hate black people and love anal.

Oh lordy good times on LKN.

9/12/2007 2:38:30 PM

good times!

9/12/2007 2:39:15 PM

i win.

9/12/2007 2:40:12 PM

9/12/2007 2:41:08 PM

i have to go to the doctor in an hour. I wonder what i can convince him to prescribe me today.

9/12/2007 2:42:03 PM

hahaha


you are about to get a lot of PMs in your inbox

9/12/2007 2:43:28 PM

you lie. i got zero.

9/12/2007 2:49:58 PM

tww let me down on that issue then!

9/12/2007 2:50:26 PM

oh shit.

9/12/2007 2:53:16 PM

9/12/2007 2:54:06 PM

i'm thinking "get a room you two!"

9/12/2007 3:09:50 PM

but but but. . . i want you baby.

9/12/2007 3:10:40 PM

"I'm not fighting over this girl, I just don't care enough"



lol, I've said that more than once this week

9/12/2007 3:11:41 PM

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"my roommate says when im wasted drunk i hate black people and love anal."

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9/12/2007 3:12:20 PM

^^^ooo baby baby

^ha i lolled too, glad coworker walked out for a minute

9/12/2007 3:14:24 PM

HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA



oh god


I'm lmaoing over here

9/12/2007 3:17:31 PM

What a rude e-mail from someone I was trying to help!

9/12/2007 3:23:37 PM

9/12/2007 3:25:00 PM

I had a chick call me last night

and this is a chick that likes me and has recently said she wanted to date me....

and was all "blah blah blah, drama drama drama" about some shit in her personal life...

so I told her what she should do, which was good advice from someone who had been there...

and she hung up on me

lol, now that'll surely make me want you

9/12/2007 3:27:04 PM

wtf kind of bullshit is a 430 to 630 meeting

9/12/2007 3:53:54 PM

9/12/2007 4:09:30 PM

Quote :

"so I told her what she should do, which was good advice from someone who had been there..."

never tell people what they should do. Tell them the most extreme of what they shouldnt do. It really dosent help them in the long run, but it sure is entertaining on your part.

9/12/2007 4:31:33 PM

hahah, well... I was just being honest


why worry about shit thats out of your control

control yourself

9/12/2007 4:32:18 PM

do you know how nice the world would be if everyone would realize that?

9/12/2007 4:38:31 PM

I know


that and just

treat other people the way you want to be treated

9/12/2007 4:39:06 PM

parody threads are fun.

9/12/2007 4:41:10 PM

We have talked to the dudes that live upstairs THREE TIMES.

The crashing noises AND loud guitar-playing still threaten to destroy our light fixtures and our sanity.

What to do?

9/12/2007 4:42:19 PM

bake them cupcakes, suck their cocks, take their guitars.

in that order

9/12/2007 4:42:55 PM

I wish you were my neighbor


but you're not gonna get my guitars

9/12/2007 4:43:30 PM

Funny. We already baked them cupcakes. I think somebody would not approve of step 2, however.

9/12/2007 4:46:01 PM

probably not

9/12/2007 4:46:26 PM

i could sure go for a good ole fashioned roll in the sack with a cute little trollop

9/12/2007 4:49:48 PM

lol me too


like... don't even stay here tonight

9/12/2007 4:51:13 PM

jesus christ stupid whore

I haven't answered a single call or text from you in 3 weeks

I told you I don't want to

and I'm not ever gonna want to


get over it


you're more aggravating than the other girl that texts all the time

9/12/2007 5:06:20 PM

dude. you can just tell me that in a PM. you dont have to display your disinterest in me all over this place and make me cry.

9/12/2007 5:07:32 PM

dude. you can just tell me that in a PM. you dont have to display your disinterest in me all over this place and make me cry.

9/12/2007 5:08:18 PM

I'm sorry


I wanted everyone to know ok

I should be nicer when it comes to women

but they haven't earned it

9/12/2007 5:08:56 PM

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