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9/2/2009 3:26:22 PM

So glad I'm not shallow.

9/2/2009 3:34:30 PM

^haha

9/2/2009 3:44:40 PM

^^I confess that I thought you posted "So glad I don't swallow" at first glance, and it was only when I copied your post to quote it that I realized you said something else.

9/2/2009 3:47:22 PM

^ same here

9/2/2009 3:51:13 PM

Yes, but were you about to quote her and agree with her?

9/2/2009 3:51:54 PM

No. I'm not going back a whole page to figure out the context. I value my time too much for that.

lol jk

9/2/2009 3:53:35 PM

This is the Confessions thread. I'm guessing it's a random thought, and not in direct relation to something said here.

And I was going to agree with her, because I too am so glad that I don't swallow.

9/2/2009 3:55:44 PM

whoa whoa whoa. what are you not swallowing?

9/2/2009 3:56:15 PM

orange juice

9/2/2009 3:58:54 PM

grossssss

9/2/2009 3:59:42 PM

thats just asking for scurvy

9/2/2009 4:00:47 PM

I have repeatedly broken into a roommate's room when he's out to steal cigarettes. Never a whole pack, just a few at a time so he doesn't notice. While this is bad of me, at least my nicotine cravings taught me how to open doors with credit cards.

9/2/2009 4:01:28 PM

i spanked it at work once

9/2/2009 4:04:56 PM

^^ geez your roommate locks his room when he is gone??

9/2/2009 4:12:24 PM

I flirt with most of the female customers at work.

9/2/2009 4:19:16 PM

^^He did when I lived with him, yeah. He had a lot of expensive stuff in there while everything else in the house was crap.

He eventually figured out about the cigarettes and, though he wasn't mad, did something to the lock to make credit cards useless. I was gearing up to learn how to pick locks (at this point it was more a competition than anything) when one day he drunkenly locked his key inside and kicked the door in.

9/2/2009 4:26:25 PM

instead of going to class I'm going to sit in my room and eat junk food naked until the pep rally

9/2/2009 4:39:00 PM

My new boyfriend is still in high school

9/2/2009 4:39:39 PM

pervert

9/2/2009 4:40:01 PM

my cholesterol is 160, my ldl is 89, my hdl is 42, and my triglycerides are 145. i think the readings are kinda skewed cause i ate a large bag of m&ms recently, and also have eaten a lot of icecream lately. triglycerides are only 5 away from not being in the normal range! and my cholesterol went from 115 in 2004 to 160 now!

http://www.americanheart.org/presenter.jhtml?identifier=180

i'm dying =/

[Edited on September 2, 2009 at 7:00 PM. Reason : .]

9/2/2009 6:55:38 PM

Good, go ahead and get it over with.

9/2/2009 7:16:24 PM

stfu penis piercer

9/2/2009 7:23:24 PM

Quote :

"instead of going to class I'm going to sit in my room and eat junk food naked until the pep rally "

Not a good idea...

9/2/2009 7:26:20 PM

i want to pm synapse or evan about a computer question

9/3/2009 12:55:18 AM

I am always amazed at how little some people know about computers. The technology is so ubiquitous that I would think basic operating knowledge would be common sense. I don't expect everyone to be real knowledgeable about hardware or how to set up a network, but you should at least be able to diagnose and fix really simple stuff. At the very least, you should use google to figure out what you want to know. Some people are so clueless about computers that I'm amazed they can even turn one on.

Then again, people in IT do need to eat.

9/3/2009 1:17:44 AM

pm sent

[Edited on September 3, 2009 at 1:30 AM. Reason : ^for someone that sounds like they know what they are doing your answer sucked]

9/3/2009 1:21:46 AM

^^

OMG

where i worked they didn't even know what to do when the printer ran out of paper. or how to choose a printer from the options listed at their work computer.

i was shocked then (in highschool!) but i'm not shocked now. i mean i am still shocked but after seeing it i guess i'm not - i still don't get how people are that dumb though

9/3/2009 2:42:21 AM

I wish I hadn't thrown out all those awesome CD mixes. Oh, and does anyone else shave genitalia when they need to think?

9/3/2009 8:00:01 AM

I think shaving my genitalia would require my undivided attention

9/3/2009 9:15:36 AM

i should've shaved this morning

9/3/2009 9:16:54 AM

i will often fart at work, then leave the area and go somewhere else.

9/3/2009 10:38:06 AM

^ditto

Quote :

"i still don't get how people are that dumb though"

I had a nice (read: hearty, not necessarily pleasant) conversation about this at work yesterday. Walmart was included, and I gave him notalwaysright.com

9/3/2009 11:13:05 AM

i woke up in the middle of the night taking off my pants....

not sure why, but i fell right back asleep

9/4/2009 10:12:16 AM

9/4/2009 10:13:28 AM

^^ wanna go camping?

9/4/2009 10:29:25 AM

Quote :

"i woke up in the middle of the night taking off my pants...."

I do that all the time I'll go to sleep in a tshirt and pj pants and I'll wake up in just panties with everything else scattered around my bed

9/4/2009 10:33:30 AM

^^ haha

^ glad i'm not the only one that does it

9/4/2009 10:42:24 AM

you had mentioned wanting to go camping.

9/4/2009 10:47:37 AM

last night i peed in the woods during the football game

and my stomach didn't feel good

and a little something else came out

9/4/2009 3:40:46 PM

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

You better spell it out because what I'm thinking is !!!1

9/4/2009 3:41:41 PM

A BABY!!!!!


just kididng. a baby piece of poop snuck out

9/4/2009 3:53:58 PM

hahahahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha

God that could possibly be the thing that makes my day.


HAHAHAHA

I mean



LOLOL

9/4/2009 3:55:09 PM

I once fucked somebody I could damn near hide behind.

9/4/2009 3:57:18 PM

ahhaha

9/4/2009 3:58:03 PM

My mouth is already very raw from all the pineapple I've eaten, but I'm still considering having a bit more.

I, too, took a whizz outside last night ...but I was at home. I just didn't want to use an indoor toilet. I miss camping

[Edited on September 4, 2009 at 4:00 PM. Reason : sdfg]

9/4/2009 3:59:27 PM

i'm dog sitting my neighbors dogs until monday

9/4/2009 8:59:07 PM

9/4/2009 9:03:26 PM

i skipped class thursday and today. for no reason other than I just didn't feel like it.

oh shit i have a webassign due i forgot about

9/4/2009 9:07:06 PM

i think i'm having a 1/3rd life crisis. for example, i had pink hair in hs and my first year in college. it actually looked really cute. i secretly wish i could dye it back... but i realize i'm too old and i'd probably get fired from work.

9/4/2009 9:15:55 PM