HAY FAPS!!!

9/14/2007 6:30:51 AM

morning

9/14/2007 6:42:27 AM

i need to go to my other office to get that gateway

9/14/2007 6:58:49 AM

well that was a dumb idea.

9/14/2007 7:17:56 AM

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i just typed all of that with my forehead. yeah i don't want to be alive right now

9/14/2007 7:38:35 AM

^ L-0-L!

I NEED TO SHOWER AND GO TO THE DOC and then the "other" doc and then pack and go to the bank and go to blo

9/14/2007 7:44:37 AM

i'm at work on my day off.... blarg

9/14/2007 7:58:21 AM

everybody dance!!!

9/14/2007 9:12:24 AM

i need to stop drinking.

9/14/2007 9:44:18 AM

i hate when i do a 2 word google search


and it returns 1 result

and that one return is in latvian

9/14/2007 10:08:58 AM

mmm im thinking cupcake shoppe on the way home from class

9/14/2007 10:28:55 AM

only 1.5 hours til our company's biannual grilling/drinkfest begins

9/14/2007 10:33:59 AM

^you bastard!

every annoying thing that can happen, happened today

got up, ok, so far so good
realize that I have to pay a bill today or ill be in the shit
write check out stuff envelope put it in pile with keys and redbull to go
realize that i need dishwasher soap to run the dishes
thus i have no real bowls
I use the last shallow bowel (more like a plate or a saucer almost) for my cereal
finally get out the door, get down stairs
realize that i forgot to get a sack of garbage....
go back up unlock door get said sack
come back down, drive to mail box area to mail off the bill
realize that it doesn't have postage on it
drive back home unlock door get stamp, relock door back to mail box
drive out of the complex stopping by the garbage compactor
open trunk, realize that limes at the bottom of the the bag have decided to leak out sideways through holes made by the trunk lid...
thankfully it doesn't reek of pukewater (rancid garbage smell)
so now i have a pleasant lime smell in my trunk

pull out on to the road, ok, make my left, ok
see 'need gas' light come on
oh shit
gas station on way to work, ok not bad
get to gas station, realize i dont have my wallet
drive back home, go upstairs unlock door, get wallet, relock door, drive out with 2nd bag of non food garbage which i leave in the compactor after blocking the path b/c some chick in front of me didn't pull up nearly enough
get out of my complex to gas station, swipe card, says i need to see the cashier, bullshit, so i pull out card #2 (no rewards ) works, pump $38 worth of premium gas....
finally get on the road to work....

get to work 40 minutes late....



and yes piercings = very awesome

9/14/2007 10:39:09 AM

A cookie bake-off at 10 a.m. might not have been a good idea.

9/14/2007 10:40:48 AM

i'm glad i got up and went to the range before it started raining... now i gotta figure out what I'm gonna do with the rest of my day


hmmmmmm.......

9/14/2007 10:48:59 AM

come to our company grill and grind

9/14/2007 10:51:55 AM

Quote :

"mmm im thinking cupcake shoppe on the way home from class "

9/14/2007 10:52:02 AM

^x5 for some reason that was really funny to me, and i was imagining this poor little kid running around trying to get all this stuff done and forgetting everything and i lol'd in my head

[Edited on September 14, 2007 at 10:53 AM. Reason : blarg]

9/14/2007 10:52:50 AM

^^^i would but i gotta be sober and ready to go out to a good dinner at stonewood tonite

9/14/2007 10:54:48 AM

well I'm not gonna get too bombed

just eat some good food, drink a few beers, play in the pool tournament....

9/14/2007 10:59:29 AM

are you goin straight there from work?

9/14/2007 10:59:59 AM

I WANT SOME BRATS.

9/14/2007 11:00:07 AM

Enis, bring me some bratwursts.

9/14/2007 11:00:38 AM

yeah, I'll probably take off from here around 11:45-12ish

I'm already in "get ready to leave" mode

^you get no more brats after dropping a whole plate of them in your lap the other day

[Edited on September 14, 2007 at 11:01 AM. Reason : asdf]

9/14/2007 11:01:20 AM

i'd come, but i don't want to walk up to some random company grill out and be like "hey- drod told me to come eat your food and drink your beer- NOW ENTERTAIN ME!!!"

9/14/2007 11:02:12 AM

DAMN THOSE SAUSAGES!!!!!


I did not drop them, it was crazy valerie and her crazy driving.

9/14/2007 11:03:58 AM

well I could get there before you, just leave your place around 12

and if you happened to get there first you could always say you are a client of our company

9/14/2007 11:05:23 AM

I think i might sit this one out bossman- i'm still waiting to hear if this guy is gonna sell me his weight bench

9/14/2007 11:06:24 AM

I'm fucking hungry

good thing i'm eating in 30 minutes

9/14/2007 11:07:55 AM

9/14/2007 11:09:04 AM

feeling like

but i get to have a massage in a couple hrs.... so its all good

9/14/2007 11:12:18 AM

^^

^i need one of those

[Edited on September 14, 2007 at 11:12 AM. Reason : 232468]

9/14/2007 11:12:25 AM

Quote :

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9/14/2007 11:13:16 AM

so that's where she's been hiding

9/14/2007 11:25:35 AM

i've got her in my trunk

i'm a nice guy though and parked in a wifi hotspot when i went to work

9/14/2007 11:26:42 AM

well you're a good man

9/14/2007 11:27:43 AM

Quote :

"^x5 for some reason that was really funny to me, and i was imagining this poor little kid running around trying to get all this stuff done and forgetting everything and i lol'd in my head"

sadly that's kinda how it was....

9/14/2007 11:41:17 AM

This dog is one crazy bitch

9/14/2007 11:52:43 AM

friends with benefits never works out...and definitely sucks when it was one of your best friends....

9/14/2007 12:40:47 PM

im sorry for your loss.



































want to be friends?

9/14/2007 12:46:58 PM

9/14/2007 12:56:37 PM

9/14/2007 12:59:37 PM

This is shaping up to be such an amazingly good school year. I couldn't be much happier than this.

9/14/2007 1:00:55 PM

boobies?

9/14/2007 1:26:17 PM

i wish she liked camping

9/14/2007 1:44:42 PM

hungry

9/14/2007 1:56:58 PM

Quote :

"Do you mean that there are no modern-day pirates who can give us their expert opinion? Shiver me timbers?"

haha

9/14/2007 2:54:22 PM

that massage was f*ing amazing.

9/14/2007 2:58:33 PM

i had a twwer in my dream, at least he was hot

9/14/2007 3:12:41 PM

Going fishin'

9/14/2007 3:13:40 PM