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10/15/2010 3:07:42 PM

damn, found an absolutely perfect house, but it was just rented out to someone else

10/15/2010 3:11:24 PM

Cleveland must have the ugliest girls in the country. Every woman looks like someone carefully heat-softened the face of a mannequin, peeled it off with a razor, and then Elmer’s Glued it over a horse carcass’s shnozz.

10/15/2010 3:20:00 PM

^^ seems like y'all are having bad luck

10/15/2010 3:21:11 PM

^^ agreed.

i used to do a lot of work near columbus and dayton.

every girl there is built like a linebacker too.

squads of white sam mills' doin' shots and goin' wooooooo

10/15/2010 3:23:28 PM

I GOT AN INTERVIEW! sweeeeet

10/15/2010 3:32:04 PM

Congrats!


And how drunk did I get last night??

10/15/2010 3:35:18 PM

thanks!

10/15/2010 3:45:46 PM

it should not take nearly an hour on the phone to set up cable service.

fucking a

10/15/2010 3:57:24 PM

Maybe this place will work out better. Locust seems to be a much better location

10/15/2010 4:41:29 PM

I'm really glad nobody saw me just walk back to my office hugging four ginormous jars of salsa.

10/15/2010 4:57:59 PM

hahaha....salsa love?

10/15/2010 4:58:49 PM

Quote :

"And how drunk did I get last night??"

lol were you drunk?

i was wondering how i got so drunk after 4 beers, until i did the math and realized it was actually 7 beers (+ no dinner). explained a lot. lol.

ALSO what i was really thinking was that my new clothes arrived here yesterday at 4pm, have been out for delivery since 5AM this morning, and still aren't here. HURRY UP i have to leave soon and would like to wear a new outfit

[Edited on October 15, 2010 at 5:02 PM. Reason : .]

10/15/2010 5:01:27 PM

It's only available at Sam's Club. My membership expired a while ago, and I didn't want to renew it just for that. thumper's work has a membership, so she went today to get some for me. And when I went to get it from her I forgot my car keys so I had to carry it all back to my office.

but yes, salsa love.

10/15/2010 5:02:12 PM

i think im gona go get a bottle of whiskey and finish it before i go out tonight

10/15/2010 5:04:52 PM

10/15/2010 5:06:26 PM

I f'ing love my profession


an example of a pedigree/genogram in my textbook is of all the relationships of the Harry Potter characters

10/15/2010 6:50:02 PM

I want a drink.

10/15/2010 6:52:31 PM

I need to find a hair place around here.
The downside of short hair

10/15/2010 7:25:11 PM

I just woke up from a nice 3 hour afternoon nap... /yawn

10/15/2010 8:23:05 PM

decided to go with pear absolute when i got to the abc store. bad decision shoulda stuck with the whiskey

10/15/2010 8:24:53 PM

Think I'm gonna shower and go to bed. Yep, yep

10/15/2010 10:24:03 PM

lesbians

10/15/2010 10:25:12 PM

this is getting interesting...

10/15/2010 11:08:29 PM

I think lesbians are neet0
maybe I'm more comfortable communicating with them because I don't exactly have an "opportunity" to lose

10/15/2010 11:10:39 PM

I think alcohol is a pretty cool guy. Eh makes me buy custom bumper stickers and BT albums and doesn't afraid of anything...

[Edited on October 15, 2010 at 11:15 PM. Reason : Caution: Buttsex.]

10/15/2010 11:14:58 PM

I may be too tired to go out tonight.

10/15/2010 11:20:47 PM

ehe
I feel mostly better

^^bwn?

10/16/2010 1:14:13 AM

^, ^^

10/16/2010 1:14:55 AM

Quote :

"I think alcohol is a pretty cool guy. Eh makes me buy custom bumper stickers and BT albums and doesn't afraid of anything..."

If it was ESCM then that was a good choice

the UK version with "The Road to Lostwithiel" instead of "Lullaby for Gaia" is even more awesome: http://www.discogs.com/viewimages?release=18421

10/16/2010 1:19:54 AM

i really feel good about my chances with this girl. time to not fuck it up

10/16/2010 1:40:08 AM

what: http://www.thesuperficial.com/kanye-west-has-naked-photos-10-2010

10/16/2010 2:14:51 AM

ok, time to go to bed finally

10/16/2010 2:29:22 AM

The past 36 hours have been a fucking rollercoaster of emotions and situations. A lot of stuff happening for me to process right now.

10/16/2010 9:20:13 AM

i drank too much whiskey and didnt eat dinner.

i fell asleep watching the yankees game by like 930.

now, i feel like hot death.

i need to stop doing this.

ha

10/16/2010 9:31:14 AM

just turned some boot VHDs into Hyper-V virtual machines. disaster averted

10/16/2010 10:03:35 AM

Really need to find a real job. This is getting obnoxious

10/16/2010 10:17:23 AM

Football

10/16/2010 10:19:47 AM

yay 11am saturday conference calls

10/16/2010 11:02:23 AM

Last night, I spent about 25 mins scooping stool samples from my son's diaper into a few vials, using the (included) smallest spork ever. Oh, the joys of parenthood.

Oh and we better not lose to mf'ing ECU.

10/16/2010 11:23:45 AM

what's that all about? he swallow something bad?

10/16/2010 11:38:28 AM

Diarrhea for like 2 weeks straight, so we have to get his poop tested. Sucks.

10/16/2010 11:48:57 AM

10/16/2010 11:50:37 AM

OMG, thank you, sir. Now it all makes sense.

10/16/2010 11:56:16 AM

I need some god damn muscle relaxers

10/16/2010 12:02:02 PM

if I am not on call, do not come to my door, (ten minutes before someone else is here, on, and not just on-call) and ask me if I have a phone.

I'm not fucking dealing with it, and don't try to turf that shit to me. Especially since you are supposed to be the one on call.

I'm having serious second thoughts about this job.

10/16/2010 12:03:16 PM

my job is forcing me to stay sober during this football game- those bastards!


i need to decide if i'm gonna drink tonight- I know I wanna go out drinking tomorrow which might influence my decision tonight

10/16/2010 1:31:29 PM

Fuck the purple jerseys. I hate when ecu shows up in all purple!

10/16/2010 1:39:42 PM

still feel drunk from last night

10/16/2010 1:58:02 PM

i am completely exhausted

10/16/2010 3:43:48 PM