saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I feel that the peephones confession could have gone in the other thread that isn't a pm or random." |
I feel the same way about 99% of the shit posted in here3/28/2011 11:21:08 PM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I don't like to tell people that I've lost weight. This weekend my dad was telling me that I needed to lose weight and I really wanted to tell him to shut up because I've lost 10 lbs but I don't like the attention that I get whenever I lose weight. It's too awkward, people always act like they are so proud of you. The only thing I want is for a random guy that I find attractive to hit on me again. " |
I feel like you should be proud of the fact that you've lost weight! Keep it up 3/28/2011 11:28:49 PM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
I guess I'm the resident weight loss confession keeper:
Quote : | "i dont tell people ive lost weight to see if they can tell on their own. No one has said anything yet even though ive lost about 20lbs. I'm starting to wonder just how fat i must have looked and realize just how far i have to go. " |
Don't let that bring you down.. 20 lbs is such a big deal. I'll take them if you don't want them 3/29/2011 4:44:47 PM |
mizzo All American 3541 Posts user info edit post |
Confess to me! If you have some of course... 3/29/2011 4:49:49 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
SEND SOME TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 3/29/2011 4:50:18 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
I'm bored someone confess to me. 3/29/2011 8:55:14 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I really was looking forward to taking a couple classes this summer. It looks like I'll have to take care of a family member for a few months though, so looks like no dice for me " |
3/29/2011 11:20:32 PM |
Wordsworth All American 2888 Posts user info edit post |
confess to me...please 3/29/2011 11:53:04 PM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
I'd like one too, but the numbers tell me that I wont be getting one, as 6 out of the 7 last confessions went to women, who are the minority on this board.
boobies win out again 3/30/2011 11:28:48 AM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
boobies always win out. and if i say something opposing that only then will i get a PM 3/30/2011 11:32:48 AM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
bitches love confessions. 3/30/2011 11:35:18 AM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
haha yeah, the few times I have said something along the lines of "I want one, but won't get one because I don't have tits," I have gotten a confession. But every time I ask for one flat out I get nothing
no respect
3/30/2011 11:36:01 AM |
MinkaGrl01
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Send your confessions to me, not Biofreak70!
I'm a C-cup!! 3/30/2011 11:36:33 AM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
haha, like clockwork :
Quote : | "The screwing on top of a building in front of hundreds of people thing is pretty hot. I wish I could do that, or something like it on a smaller scale. Unfortunately, I'd be too worried about people recognizing me and it ruining my future job options. Or even the current one. " |
I agree3/30/2011 11:37:02 AM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
ooo a second one!
Quote : | "That last confession reminded me of the time I had sex in the middle of Hyde Park and being worried of getting caught and being sent back to the US/getting into trouble with my then job, but I wasn't caught and it was definitely worth it.
I've also had sex in the Duke Gardens twice (two different guys),once at a Dave Matthews concert, and one time in the Rose Garden in Raleigh. It's always helpful to wear skirts and being prepared to run for it. " |
3/30/2011 11:55:10 AM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
haha I like these...
Quote : | "I had sex on the top of a mountain recently. Just went off trail and found a clearing and knocked out a quicky, then came down the mountain like nothing happened. It was pretty awesome. " |
3/30/2011 12:05:10 PM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
tdubbers getting freaky all over the damn place 3/30/2011 12:05:48 PM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
huzzah!
Quote : | "To add to your current streak, I was at the park last week with my boyfriend and I'm pretty sure we surprised a couple who was in the middle of doing it in a public building. We didn't see anything, but could hear them kind of scrambling and then the girl ran off with her hand covering her face like she was embarrassed.
I couldn't help but laugh because the first time I found that building I decided I was going to try to get it on there too. I was vaguely considering trying it that day, but after we found them I decided not to copy them. " |
3/30/2011 12:13:35 PM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I've lost count on the number of guys I've had sex with. I'm not ashamed of the high number just embarrassed that I have such a poor memory " |
Quote : | "there's no way I could ever even start to count/remember all the guys I've given head to.. that's ridiculous!" |
=O
[Edited on March 30, 2011 at 12:42 PM. Reason : moar]3/30/2011 12:36:04 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
oh dang
maybe it's the rainy day prompting this too? 3/30/2011 12:45:51 PM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
maybe so! 3/30/2011 12:47:48 PM |
MinkaGrl01
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yay I got a confession!
Quote : | "I regret giving up the part of me that enjoyed doing rope bondage on women while I was with my Ex and I still hold some resentment towards her for not respecting that it was something I enjoy that she wanted no part in indulging. " |
3/30/2011 1:52:17 PM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
im bored, its rainy, send me that confession yo 3/30/2011 2:01:20 PM |
daz84 All American 2258 Posts user info edit post |
confessions pleasee.. its raining and i'm not leaving my office to move stuff in this weather, so i'll take all the confessions you want to give! 3/30/2011 2:01:46 PM |
daz84 All American 2258 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I lie and say I struggle/need to study hard for my exams so that I can study with friends that are in the same class. In reality, I just like hanging out with people and helping THEM do better. I think the most I've really needed to study all year was about 20 mins, and I still finish first and get the highest grade. But who wants to hang out with someone you know is on a whole other level. " |
woo, got one still taking more though! i'm boreddd
[Edited on March 30, 2011 at 2:20 PM. Reason : .]3/30/2011 2:20:16 PM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
haha more public sex confessions- this one is an example of it going wrong:
Quote : | "I found a list of all the boys I have kissed in my life since I was in College. I still have kissed only 20-25 guys in my life.
On the topic of public sex, I used to do it alot with an ex, so I don't want to at all anymore with my SO. Here are probably the two funniest stories.
-We went tubing down the Dan River and parked our tubes and beer on the shore and went into the woods for a quickie. We were used the ground and up against a tree. Unfortunatly neigher of us noticed the poison ivy. We were covered EVERYWHERE, especially our backs for two weeks in terrible poisen ivy.
-the second was we were having sex at a golf course on the 18th hole. Someone turned on the sprinkler system We got soaked and had to try to tell his mother how we got wet. " |
3/30/2011 3:30:46 PM |
daz84 All American 2258 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "When you're ten years old, and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. " |
3/30/2011 3:59:51 PM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I have a restraining order against another tdubber. I'm debating on whether or not to get it renewed. My only hesitation is that I might have to see him in court." |
ooooooh juicy3/30/2011 4:21:58 PM |
mcfluffle All American 11291 Posts user info edit post |
confessions for me, plz? 3/30/2011 4:37:36 PM |
jataylor All American 6652 Posts user info edit post |
^^^hahahhhaaha]] 3/30/2011 4:38:02 PM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled and said, "Maybe instead of telling you what sex is, why don't we go out to the horse pasture and I'll show you." So we did, and there on the ground were my parents having sex. " |
3/30/2011 5:44:07 PM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
3/30/2011 5:48:56 PM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late." |
apparently someone just discovered jack handey3/30/2011 7:41:16 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Like the other girl, I too have unfortunately lost track of the number of guys I was with prior to my current relationship. Very few were one-night-stands, but there were still several. And I am not at all embarrassed either. But I have recently been trying to make a list so I can try to remember. them all. Rather difficult. haha. " |
3/30/2011 8:41:40 PM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
whores 3/30/2011 10:09:55 PM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'm going to have the government pay for my Flying Saucer membership, and with any luck, a majority of my first plate " |
you crafty SOB... how the hell did you swing that one? I'm quite jealous3/30/2011 10:13:19 PM |
walkmanfades All American 3139 Posts user info edit post |
nevermind] 3/31/2011 4:19:16 PM |
Exiled Eyes up here ^^ 5918 Posts user info edit post |
CONFESS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! 3/31/2011 4:24:18 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "So, I had a dream about my boss again last night. This is the third one. They have not been sexual, but more.....intimate? Really weird too. I'm in a great and loving relationship and he is married. I do not feel attracted to him. But I'm a little weirded out that I have dreamt about him 3 times now. " |
4/1/2011 9:14:01 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
whoa, the restraining order is the best one this thread has seen in over 100 pages
I bet I know who it is 4/1/2011 9:23:04 PM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
it was a good one because it was TWWer-TWWer drama. 4/1/2011 9:59:08 PM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I really hate that I tend to hurt those closest to me. I can take care of myself just fine, but when trouble starts involving other people like my friends and family, there tends to be collateral damage that can never be repaired. I don't realize what's going on until after it's too late. I hate not being able to control those things. I feel that I've let down a lot of people and disappointed a lot of friends. " |
4/4/2011 10:50:29 PM |
MinkaGrl01
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It's a rainy Tuesday morning where I am, give me your confessions. 4/5/2011 9:35:55 AM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
confess to me 4/5/2011 9:46:07 AM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
bttt send confesses now 4/5/2011 4:50:34 PM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "" |
haha best confession ev4r
actually when i wrote that i didnt realize that stupid fucking wdprice3 has been posting that picture everywhere. fuck hi min his stupid ass.
[Edited on April 5, 2011 at 10:16 PM. Reason : stupid idiot jerk]]4/5/2011 10:06:29 PM |
mdozer73 All American 8005 Posts user info edit post |
I'll take confessions 4/5/2011 10:23:13 PM |
MinkaGrl01
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^^lol I laughed 4/6/2011 9:05:47 AM |
daz84 All American 2258 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I had a dream last night and [user] EMCE[/user] was in it... We were pimping outside a club getting women. " |
4/6/2011 9:20:16 AM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
I'll take confessions.... 4/11/2011 10:29:48 PM |