My mother supports my decision but wants to give me all these reasons why I shouldn't do....this thing.

Some help mom.

9/27/2007 12:09:19 AM

Bored as hell

9/27/2007 12:10:04 AM

I just don't care enough to respond to that

9/27/2007 12:14:19 AM

lol, a friend of mine found a bad picture on my phone tonight

9/27/2007 12:16:56 AM

SMOKE!!

(Family guy.)

9/27/2007 1:10:45 AM

pretty good night

9/27/2007 1:38:54 AM

I should really start writing that paper for Halpern that's due at 7:30 pm.

Hmmm.

[Edited on September 27, 2007 at 2:09 AM. Reason : bleh]

9/27/2007 2:07:26 AM

The final hour begins...

9/27/2007 2:10:47 AM

what's Halpern teaching these days?

9/27/2007 2:12:24 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcEprw84Qto

Catchy enough to break your FACE.

:E

9/27/2007 2:17:36 AM

the phrase "killing time" is quite a malepropism.

9/27/2007 2:19:05 AM

lol

i just clicked on Tech Talk

9/27/2007 2:29:39 AM

Quote :

"what's Halpern teaching these days?"

Modernism, etc

I think he's also got a DH Lawrence seminar in the works for next semester, lolz

9/27/2007 2:33:28 AM

ehe, seriously

Aaron's Rod
The Boy in The Bush
The Escaped Cock
and then The Rockinghorse Winner.

really, though.

9/27/2007 2:38:25 AM

OK I think I'm starting to lose it here. I just started wearing my equations sheet as a hat.

9/27/2007 3:07:13 AM

its so fucking hot in my parents house

9/27/2007 3:09:57 AM

trikes look awesome.

9/27/2007 3:10:17 AM

haha

It's so fucking late holy shit.

Everything is hilarious at three am lolllllll

9/27/2007 3:11:45 AM

My friend makes extremely catchy mixes.

Going to sleep after this will be hard/stupid.

9/27/2007 3:16:38 AM

i need a hug

or the answers to these proofs. seriously, ive been staring at them since monday. ridiculous.

9/27/2007 3:39:30 AM

gg

9/27/2007 5:17:52 AM

/message_topic.aspx?topic=478368 ^^

9/27/2007 5:50:10 AM

4 hrs later and ive still got no clue. and im not even sure ill make it thru the class its for now.

9/27/2007 7:36:46 AM

Really, I just can't stop laughing.

9/27/2007 8:34:25 AM

great day to be on campus

9/27/2007 10:19:20 AM

It would be so fun to just take a period of time to just travel across the world.

9/27/2007 10:23:07 AM

chit chat is dead as hell this mornin

9/27/2007 10:36:09 AM

I should really get to work

9/27/2007 10:36:47 AM

^i feel you bro...i am slacking today

9/27/2007 11:03:29 AM

damnit people... donate something to this and get free starbucks. a lot of free starbucks.

come on! this is going wayyy to slow...

9/27/2007 11:05:41 AM

the one day i make a really good lunch, my boss offers to buy me lunch.
oh well...can't be too annoyed by that!

9/27/2007 11:07:30 AM

The university sucks at temperature control. I think the heat is on in here.

9/27/2007 11:10:59 AM

CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK

9/27/2007 11:30:25 AM

Ok now I really need to go get some work done. Kind of hard to get motivated seeing that I have made more money selling stuff on C/L this week than at my regular job

9/27/2007 11:33:17 AM

I think it's kinda cool that my boss is letting me take five weeks of paid vacation my first year of work.

Oh and I've gotten at least three raises by now.

And a new job title.

While they actively take my suggestions on making the place better.

For not having a college degree I kind of have a good thing going here...

9/27/2007 12:01:22 PM

heh...no way in hell i'm going there with you four.

9/27/2007 12:07:34 PM

motherfucking hungry

9/27/2007 12:13:09 PM

It's cold in here and I would like the rain now please!!!

9/27/2007 1:07:09 PM

whatever

9/27/2007 1:10:07 PM

to go do pb's tonight or not..

9/27/2007 1:11:59 PM

boobs and milfs

9/27/2007 1:38:29 PM

so many beautiful women on campus today

9/27/2007 1:44:18 PM

i would dance and be merry

life would be a dingaderry

whatever that is

9/27/2007 1:47:03 PM

THE LAWS OF THE NAVY

by Adm. R. A. Hopwood, RN

Now these are the laws of the Navy,
Unwritten and varied they be;
And he who is wise will observe them,
Going down in his ship to the sea.

As naught may outrun the destroyer,
So it is with the law and its grip,
For the strength of a ship is the Service,
And the strength of the Service the ship.

Take heed what you say of your seniors,
Be your words spoken softly or plain,
Let a bird of the air tell the matter,
And so shall ye hear it again.

If you labour from morn until even,
And meet with reproof for your toil,
'Tis well, that the gun may be humbled
The compressor must check the recoil.

On the strength of one link in the cable,
Dependeth the might of the chain.
Who knows when thou may'st be tested?
So live that thou bearest the strain!

When a ship that is tired returneth,
With the signs of the seas showing plain;
Men place her in dock for a season,
And her speed she reneweth again.

So shall ye, if perchance ye grow weary,
In the uttermost parts of the sea,
Pray for leave, for the good of the Service,
As much and as oft as may be.

Count not upon certain promotion
But rather to gain it aspire;
Though the sightline may end on the target
There cometh perchance the miss-fire.

Can'st follow the track of the dolphin?
Or tell where the sea swallows roam?
Where Leviathan taketh his pastime?
What ocean he calleth his own?

So it is with the words of the rulers,
And the orders these words shall convey;
Every law is naught beside this one:
Thou shalt not criticise, but Obey.

Say the wise: How may I know their purpose?
Then acts without wherefore or why.
Stays the fool but one moment to question,
And the chance of his life passes by.

If ye win through an African jungle,
Unmentioned at home in the press,
Heed it not. No man seeth the piston,
But it driveth the ship none the less.

Do they growl? it is well. Be thou silent,
If the work goeth forward amain.
Lo! the gun throws the shot to a hair's breadth
And shouteth, yet none shall complain.

Do they growl, and the work be retarded?
It is ill, be whatever their rank.
The half-loaded gun also shouteth,
But can she pierce target with blank?

Doth the paintwork make war with the funnels
And the deck to the cannons complain?
Nay, they know that some soap and fresh water
Unites them as brothers again.

So ye, being heads of departments,
Do you growl with a smile on your lip,
Lest ye strive and in anger be parted,
And lessen the might of your ship.

Dost deem that thy vessel needs gilding,
And the dockyard forbears to supply?
Put thy hand in thy pocket and gild her --
There are those who have risen thereby.

Dost think in a moment of anger
'Tis well with thy seniors to fight?
They prosper, who burn in the morning,
The letters they wrote overnight.

For many are shelved and forgotten,
With nothing to thank for their fate,
But that on a half sheet of foolscap
A fool "Had the honour to state."

Should the fairway be crowded with shipping
Beating homeward the harbour to win,
It is meet that lest any should suffer,
The steamers pass cautiously in.

So thou, when thou nearest promotion,
And the peak that is gilded is nigh,
Give heed to words and thine actions,
Lest others be wearied thereby.

It is ill for the winners to worry,
Take thy fate as it comes, with a smile,
And when thou art safe in the harbour
They may envy, but will not revile.

Uncharted the rocks that surround thee,
Take heed that the channels thou learn,
Lest thy name serve to buoy for another
That shoal the "Court-Martial Return".

Though a Harveyised belt may protect her
The ship bears the scar on her side;'
'Tis well if the Court should acquit thee --
But 'twere best had'st thou never been tried.

MORAL

As the wave washes clear at the hawse pipe,
Washes aft, and is lost in the wake;
So shalt thou drop astern all unheeded
Such time as these laws ye forsake.

Take heed in your manner of speaking
That the language ye use may be sound,
In the list of the words of your choosing
"Impossible" may not be found.

Now these are the Laws of the Navy,
And many and mighty are they.
But the hull and the deck and the keel
And the truck of the law is -- OBEY.

<3

9/27/2007 2:02:19 PM

How does that saying go?

This is my ---
this is my gun
This one's for ---
This one's for fun

Grabbing gun and penis respectively..


[Edited on September 27, 2007 at 2:11 PM. Reason : hgk]

9/27/2007 2:03:47 PM

Rifle

to call a rifle a gun in the Marine Corps is a heinous offense

9/27/2007 2:05:00 PM

to call a rifle a gun in the Marine Corps is a heinous offense

9/27/2007 2:05:31 PM

what's the next part? whats the rifle for


JEEZ

9/27/2007 2:06:29 PM

because



rifle



gun

9/27/2007 2:06:52 PM

1772

9/27/2007 2:07:23 PM