another thread reminded me of this

about 4 years ago I bought nice lingerie for my boyfriend and came out wearing it as a surprise. He was excited about it but pinched my thigh and told me how much better it would look if they were skinnier (and i was skinny then). Ive bought lingerie but haven't worn it for anyone sense

[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 10:00 PM. Reason : dyslexia ]

9/10/2009 9:58:23 PM

that made me cry, I've had a really bad day, and that made me cry.

9/10/2009 9:58:53 PM

^^ i would've hit him

i told my mom that i might get to go to an event at the playboy mansion in a few months, and her immediate response was "well at least you have some time to loose some weight"

[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 10:00 PM. Reason : .]

9/10/2009 9:59:43 PM

last night my boyfriend said he may buy be p90x. He meant it in the nicest way possible but I told him I would be offended if he did and pissed

9/10/2009 10:02:53 PM

^dude does he expect you to be anorexic or something?

9/10/2009 10:04:26 PM

one day i'm going to post an epic confession in here

9/10/2009 10:06:51 PM

Quote :

"I told him I would be offended if he did and pissed"

Wait, you pissed on what?

9/10/2009 10:07:56 PM

ha ha ha

funny mental image of a girlfriend pissing on her boyfriend's things when she gets mad

9/10/2009 10:08:49 PM

i so want to call ernie a tard for what he just asked but i know he knows what she meant

9/10/2009 10:08:54 PM

no he just bought it and likes it a lot and thinks I'd like it as well. I'm cool with my taebo and gym workouts though. I pissed on him of course!

9/10/2009 10:09:18 PM

I'm aroused...

9/10/2009 10:09:51 PM

i have an epic confession, but its too juicy for this thread

9/10/2009 10:09:59 PM

EMCE and bmel, gettin' my jokes ITT

9/10/2009 10:10:11 PM

there was no joke

9/10/2009 10:10:31 PM

YOU'RE A JOKE

9/10/2009 10:10:52 PM

GOOD ONE. I ALMOST THOUGHT OF USING ALL CAPS LIKE 2 POSTS AGO.

9/10/2009 10:11:16 PM

so now we know ECME likes to be pissed on.

9/10/2009 10:13:26 PM

my nickname in highschool was "Pissmop"

9/10/2009 10:15:51 PM

i almost just sent a pm to jen but i couldnt figure out a way to word it well enough

9/10/2009 10:20:25 PM

EEMC makes me laugh

9/10/2009 10:33:25 PM

i heart the tanning bed


for various reasons

9/10/2009 10:35:57 PM

9/10/2009 10:37:04 PM

I think I'm stuck in a semi-permanent state of arrested development.

9/10/2009 10:37:21 PM

part of the reason why I can't sleep is because I'm really bothered by what was said.

9/11/2009 1:03:06 AM

i think i've posted like how i ran 5 miles and 10 miles etc before, but i literally did jog further than i ever have without stopping today. which was 3 miles. previous was 2.8(lake johnson)

9/11/2009 1:04:55 AM

^good job! Keep it up!

9/11/2009 1:06:21 AM

had some new upstairs neighbors move in like a week ago. they are hindu like the last. but i heard these hindus fucking last night at like 4am. i couldnt help but think they were doing that karma sutra thing

9/11/2009 1:17:23 AM

i felt fine yesterday until after i went to the gym. now my temperature is 101

9/11/2009 9:50:19 AM

this is not "Post random thoughts on DNL's blog."

go call your mom and tell her about it.

9/11/2009 10:18:10 AM

it makes me feel really fat, ugly, and worthless when my bf looks at pictures of half naked women in front of me

9/13/2009 12:51:42 AM

Word to the wise, keep your personal problems off tww.

If you need someone to rant to I'm free....

9/13/2009 12:53:22 AM

^^ i don't mean to offend, but that's insecurity talking. plus it's a bit of boorish behavior for him to do it in front of you.

[Edited on September 13, 2009 at 12:53 AM. Reason : kumquat]

9/13/2009 12:53:28 AM

Yeah, not trying to offend I just know how twwers can be when you say stuff like that on here.

9/13/2009 12:56:31 AM

stop trying to start trouble with people, Kiwi

9/13/2009 12:57:25 AM

9/13/2009 12:59:14 AM

Quote :

"it makes me feel really fat, ugly, and worthless when my bf looks at pictures of half naked women in front of me"

You're pretty much decent, so I'll be nice:
that's retarded, and I think you probably know this...for all the effect intellect has in overpowering emotion in situations like this


(the not nice version is "man up, get over it, and quit being such a typical girl" )

9/13/2009 1:03:16 AM

I know it's retarded, which makes me feel even worse because I know I shouldn't feel this way

9/13/2009 1:05:30 AM

nah, not retarded, i'd call it normal, unfortunately. 99.99% of women people are insecure, esp when it comes to physical traits (damn you to hell barbie, cosmo, sports illustrated, etc for promoting unrealistic goals). for confirmation, just take a look at any thread on here where women post about male hotness. you'll find about 1/2 the posts are dudes trying to make themselves feel better.

9/13/2009 1:19:22 AM

^ no kidding. have you guys noticed how much I talk about my dong?

9/13/2009 1:22:21 AM

ya but thats just silliness being insecure when you have such a [large] dong

9/13/2009 1:23:35 AM

I might be going to bed here at any minute, but damn I want an almond joy or some cheesecake or some ice cream.

On an unrelated (?) note, I realized today that I'm ready to be a mom. I surprised myself most with this revelation. Z is all like 'hell yeah!"

9/13/2009 1:28:08 AM

http://www.cliphunter.com/w/460124/Amazing_Private_Pornstar_Lynn_Stone_Vibrates_With_Joy_Having

my roomate downloaded that my freshman year

9/14/2009 5:23:14 AM

Again, I have yet to see a real confession. When are we going to fix that?

9/14/2009 7:54:19 AM

i dont want to go to work in 40 minutes

9/14/2009 8:06:06 AM

Quote :

"On an unrelated (?) note, I realized today that I'm ready to be a mom."

Haha, believe it or not, I had that same thought while driving around yesterday after dinner with my dad.

9/14/2009 9:23:15 AM

How nice son.

9/14/2009 9:25:07 AM

okay, you non-confessing motherfuckers.

i sniff the ass part of my underwear in the morning to see if it's still suitable to wear to work.

9/14/2009 10:14:48 AM

That still isn't what I'm looking for son.

It's weak son and it's too short of a story to have any real details son.

9/14/2009 10:18:51 AM

that is standard practice, not a confession.

9/14/2009 10:20:10 AM

i rented twilight from the redbox ton

i haven't read the books

i don't know what it is about (besides vampires)

and i don't have cable. on thursday i will join the rest of the world though because my cable is coming! yayyy.

9/14/2009 7:31:49 PM