EMCE balls deep 89771 Posts user info edit post |
^^ lollercoaster 4/11/2011 10:31:03 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
confess to me 4/11/2011 10:31:53 PM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
bttt
send em mahfuckas 4/11/2011 11:08:29 PM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I recently had to file a police report against someone from tww" |
4/11/2011 11:31:16 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
confess to me plz
SN: I won't get one because I'm black 4/11/2011 11:53:36 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "The butt licking post secret got to me, and I had a dream that my ex sent it in.
It made me sad and miss him just a little bit. " |
4/12/2011 12:57:53 AM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Last friday, I had a dream that my friend's mother and father were having sex in his house and she was moaning really loud. He screamed "Mother fucker, what the hell are you guys doing here having sex?" They came out, both butt naked. The father was appologetic. He reminds me of Woody Harrelson, so I was slightly amused. I told him that it's okay, it's only human nature and if he can get some, claim it. He smiled, whispered to his wife, she smiled and kissed me. Then I touched her breasts and motorboated them. Then we all laughed and I left the house with my friend. He did not mind any of this the entire time this was happeneing in my dream. What a good friend... " |
4/12/2011 7:26:35 AM |
mcfluffle All American 11291 Posts user info edit post |
confess to me? 4/12/2011 9:54:45 AM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I have a phone interview tomorrow during work and I almost pulled it off except my bitchy boss just told me my help has been canceled for tomorrow. Now I have no idea how I'm going to pull this one off" |
4/12/2011 11:59:14 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Call out sick? 4/12/2011 12:01:07 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
hello Kiwi 4/12/2011 12:01:08 PM |
mcfluffle All American 11291 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "After watching Glee I really want to start dancing again. There is a Dance Academy nearby, but I feel too old and embarrassed to try to start dancing again. Also, one of the offered classes is hip hop and this is a very, very white little town. That would be interesting to see. " |
4/12/2011 12:38:39 PM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
send me your confesses, jerks 4/12/2011 2:46:56 PM |
mcfluffle All American 11291 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "So this is the followup to a confession evan posted a few pages back. I sent it a few weeks ago, but he didn't post it for some reason:
The responses to my confession have been pretty amusing. Since I sent it to you a few days ago he's pretty much quit contacting me, so I guess it's over. So yeah, the obese pothead with mental problems dumped ME. Obviously I had reservations about dating him anyway (hence the original PM), so it's not a big loss.
In my defense, he didn't reveal all of this at once, these were things that slowly came up in phone conversations. And at first it was like "oh ok I guess everyone's had a few adventures" and then "well no one's perfect" until finally I started thinking "W... T... F..." when he brought up the wild shit and the haze of newness quickly wore off.
I actually prefer overweight guys to skinny/average weight ones. I have practically NO attraction to skinny guys and have never dated a guy under 200 lbs. I'm weird, I know.
Here's the original confession: http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=580984&page=176#14666281" |
4/12/2011 8:46:20 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
someone confess to me.
I need a pick me up 4/12/2011 8:46:54 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'm back, bitches " |
4/12/2011 8:49:34 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I smell poop. It's not on the bottom of my shoes... It's not in my pants... It's not on my hands, or even on my nose... But every now and then, I catch a whiff of dog shit. I think this girl sitting a couple chairs away from me has stepped in dog shit... Eww gross. " |
4/12/2011 9:58:25 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "my facebook feed has reminded me about the random crushes i have had on chicks that are a bad idea. like crazy nympho girl is dating another friend of mine and stuckup hot rich chick is working for giant oil company and is probably making more money than me usually it doesnt bother me but the fact she seems spoiled already makes it worse. " |
4/12/2011 10:34:04 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Called in sick yesterday. Truthfully I was still high from a marathon session of Sunday night bong rips. " |
4/12/2011 10:40:38 PM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
I'd love to get in on Sawahash's confession group... Plz to send me one? 4/12/2011 10:42:33 PM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I have been averaging around 600 calories a day. " |
That's like a snack for me... Any less than 2000 cals and I feel like I'm starving to death
I don't know how you do it...
[Edited on April 12, 2011 at 10:46 PM. Reason : .]4/12/2011 10:46:33 PM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
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[Edited on April 13, 2011 at 12:40 AM. Reason : .] 4/13/2011 12:39:04 AM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i have been dating this guy since february and we have really awesome sex. he is really obsessed with...umm assplay (?) though. i have never had a guy ask me to stick my finger in his ass before, which i don't really mind, its just something i would have never tried unless specifically asked to do so, but this guy likes it. one thing kind of weirded me out the other night though. while we were having sex, he had stuck his finger in my ass (which he always does) but then he started sucking on the same fingers he put up there...i don't feel like this is normal sexual behavior but hey what do i know? " |
Get you some! I'm glad you are having fun and enjoying the relationship. 4/13/2011 12:39:58 AM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "not very juicy BUT i have gone 5 days now without smoking a cig. after smoking at least 1 or 2 a day or every few days for awhile now. and even more on weekends when i drink...like 5 in a night.
so. i feel accomplished!!! " |
4/13/2011 8:06:07 AM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
^^ yea that's a deal breaker. fucking gross. 4/13/2011 9:24:38 AM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ 4/13/2011 9:29:19 AM |
daz84 All American 2258 Posts user info edit post |
send me confessions! 4/13/2011 10:04:29 AM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
Sucking a shitty finger...hmmmm
Did she kiss him after this? now that would be gross
[Edited on April 13, 2011 at 2:04 PM. Reason : .] 4/13/2011 2:04:04 PM |
walkmanfades All American 3139 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I almost exclusively have sex while cartoons are on in the background. namely adult swim." |
4/13/2011 9:50:54 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm 600 calories a day is retardedly NOT healthy. It means your body is burning muscle to survive which makes you weak and then when you get hungry. well youll add weight and more.
dumb 4/13/2011 9:53:35 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
someone confess to me 4/13/2011 9:57:37 PM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Today on the train, I had to release a wicked-bad burrito induced fart. But the train was full, so I waited until an unkempt homeless man boarded. Then I let loose a quiet emission that smelled worse than the devil's asshole in his direction. I even sniffed and gazed disgustedly in his direction post-discharge, so as to ensure that he would be viewed as the culprit. Upon exiting the train, a sense of accomplishment rushed over me after successfully executing a seamless "fart-switch-a-roo." " |
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH4/13/2011 10:54:46 PM |
daz84 All American 2258 Posts user info edit post |
i want confessions!! 4/13/2011 10:55:45 PM |
BubbleBobble Super Duper Veteran 114363 Posts user info edit post |
I, too, would like to be a random person 4/13/2011 11:06:43 PM |
daz84 All American 2258 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "My father has started posting videos on youtube. Of all things, it's about worm castings.
At first I was like But then after watching them, I was " |
[Edited on April 15, 2011 at 12:38 AM. Reason : .]4/15/2011 12:36:35 AM |
Sleik All American 11177 Posts user info edit post |
Post to be random person 4/15/2011 2:49:49 AM |
jataylor All American 6652 Posts user info edit post |
Worm castings? Is that for making your own fishing lures? 4/15/2011 10:14:50 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
from wiki
"Vermicompost is the product of composting utilizing various species of worms, usually red wigglers, white worms, and earthworms to create a heterogeneous mixture of decomposing vegetable or food waste, bedding materials, and vermicast. Vermicast, also known as worm castings, worm humus or worm manure, is the end-product of the breakdown of organic matter by species of earthworm. " 4/15/2011 10:36:30 AM |
jataylor All American 6652 Posts user info edit post |
Haha ok, I was picturing someone making worm molds. 4/15/2011 10:47:20 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89771 Posts user info edit post |
I'll take some confessions. 4/16/2011 6:40:47 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
someone confess to me. 4/17/2011 9:16:03 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
4/17/2011 9:18:10 PM |
zorthage 1+1=5 17148 Posts user info edit post |
Any late night weekend confessions? 4/18/2011 12:49:24 AM |
zorthage 1+1=5 17148 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Consider that toilet DESTROYED!" |
4/18/2011 12:59:47 AM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "So this weekend I let a girl know that I loved her, and she said it back. But it was in the 'I love you, but am not in love with you' way
There is some history between us, and I've actually felt that way about her in the past which really hurt her. It hurt hearing that from her this go around, but at the same time was funny that the shoes were on the other feet. " |
4/18/2011 9:01:30 AM |
Misha All American 881 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I have come to realize that I don't have a 'home' anymore. I have a place to stay with all my stuff, but it hasn't felt like 'home' in a long while and I don't think it will ever again. I'm going to start looking to get rid of stuff in preparation for a move - and it won't be a relocate move but a 'I need to start over' move.
That both delights and scares the shit out of me." |
4/18/2011 3:26:25 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
^ I've had a lot of conversations on the issue of home lately. It's fascinating to me to look at the way different people's perspective of home changes over time. 4/18/2011 3:32:38 PM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
bttt
send me confessions 4/18/2011 11:19:12 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
confess to me! 4/19/2011 8:39:22 PM |
JCE2011 Suspended 5608 Posts user info edit post |
I confess I set em up 4/19/2011 9:18:55 PM |