Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
18 8/10/2009 9:17:54 AM |
thegoodlife3 All American 39183 Posts user info edit post |
cute video
but damn the both of you for getting that song stuck in my head 8/10/2009 1:34:48 PM |
qntmfred retired 40598 Posts user info edit post |
Maya laid a pretty sweet turd on the toilet tonight.
Daddy is so proud! 8/27/2009 8:26:42 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114232 Posts user info edit post |
she's not THAT cute, dude 8/27/2009 8:27:40 PM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
elmo didn't write the music or the words to that song.
http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Elmo%27s_Song
Quote : | "Written by: Tony Geiss" |
Stupid sesame street, teaching kids plagiarism. 8/27/2009 8:32:29 PM |
stowaway All American 11770 Posts user info edit post |
ON the toilet? Dude, just wait until she can get it IN the toilet! 8/27/2009 8:57:01 PM |
qntmfred retired 40598 Posts user info edit post |
to clarify, she laid the turd while she was [sitting] on the toilet. 8/27/2009 8:59:04 PM |
qntmfred retired 40598 Posts user info edit post |
BREAKING NEWS! Maya can stand up and walk around by herself!
8/28/2009 8:20:01 PM |
Alimov Suspended 155 Posts user info edit post |
brotha, you need some pictures on those bare walls of yours. 8/28/2009 8:38:29 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
^ They has one in their living room. A baller ass mural 8/28/2009 8:39:19 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ sweet video...
doggie rape in background 8/28/2009 9:02:33 PM |
qntmfred retired 40598 Posts user info edit post |
yeah they play rough ALL THE TIME. i actually took a good video of it tonight 8/28/2009 9:06:26 PM |
thegoodlife3 All American 39183 Posts user info edit post |
you guys win 8/28/2009 9:07:14 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
So how old is she? That's so awesome! 8/28/2009 9:37:08 PM |
qntmfred retired 40598 Posts user info edit post |
she's a little over 18 months, which is actually very late for walking. so we've been pretty eager for this development. plus, in just the span of a few days she went from we basically had to physically nudge her to take a single step on her own, to now standing up by herself and walking all over the place.] 8/28/2009 9:39:24 PM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
how long before she drives away in your matrix? 8/28/2009 9:40:59 PM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
only a few more moments till she's sucking the $$$ out of your IRA to go smoke weed with her homeless bf.
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.
[Edited on August 28, 2009 at 9:42 PM. Reason : ] 8/28/2009 9:42:33 PM |
Alimov Suspended 155 Posts user info edit post |
Roffle. 8/28/2009 9:42:59 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
hehe...SHE IS SO CUTE!!!
10/17/2009 10:21:38 PM |
miska All American 22242 Posts user info edit post |
AWWWWWWWWWW! 10/17/2009 10:27:38 PM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
just saw the pics on fb....is maya gonna carve the pumpkin? 10/17/2009 10:42:42 PM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
we should rate her face
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. 10/17/2009 10:43:40 PM |
qntmfred retired 40598 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "SHUT YOUR FILTHY WHORE LIAR MOUTH" |
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grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
anaface.com that pic! 10/20/2009 9:29:10 AM |
qntmfred retired 40598 Posts user info edit post |
^ that's pretty neat
Quote : | "You are a 7.65 out of 10. Here's why:
- Your face has poor horizontal symmetry - Your ears are too long for your nose. - Compared to your eye width, your innerocular distance is nearly ideal. - The ratio of your face width to nose width is nearly ideal. - Your face is too wide/too short - your mouth is too wide for your nose." |
[Edited on October 20, 2009 at 9:39 AM. Reason : i guess that settles it though. looks like we better try again with a new kid.]10/20/2009 9:38:47 AM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
DO IT 10/20/2009 9:48:49 AM |
Sweden All American 12288 Posts user info edit post |
HAVE SEX 10/20/2009 9:50:38 AM |
qntmfred retired 40598 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Have sex with this girl right now. Do it, go. Get in there. Have some sex with her right now" |
10/20/2009 9:52:02 AM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
Make her call you DeltaBeta. 10/20/2009 1:13:42 PM |
qntmfred retired 40598 Posts user info edit post |
11/2/2009 10:12:46 AM |
d7freestyler Sup, Brahms 23935 Posts user info edit post |
so cute! 11/2/2009 10:13:29 AM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
<3 <3 11/2/2009 10:13:33 AM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
tinkerbell! 11/2/2009 10:14:52 AM |
qntmfred retired 40598 Posts user info edit post |
we took her trick-or-treating and she kept trying to walk into people's houses 11/2/2009 10:30:00 AM |
BIGcementpon Status Name 11318 Posts user info edit post |
well if the door is open... 11/2/2009 10:30:30 AM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
I love her! Mini M&Ms!!!
[Edited on November 2, 2009 at 10:33 AM. Reason : Maya does not eat candy a lot so these went very fast!!] 11/2/2009 10:32:38 AM |
wahoowa All American 3288 Posts user info edit post |
very cute kid! 11/2/2009 10:35:46 AM |
Jeepxj420 All American 6755 Posts user info edit post |
that was supposed to be the like button
[Edited on November 2, 2009 at 10:45 AM. Reason : fail ] 11/2/2009 10:43:16 AM |
roddy All American 25832 Posts user info edit post |
who fixes the Thanksgiving turkey? 11/15/2009 8:14:36 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Ken's mom and my grandmas. 11/15/2009 8:21:02 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
she has been trying to sing twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet song. I LOVE IT!! Her speaking voice is so cute!!!
I love this picture!!
12/30/2009 10:02:25 AM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
She is precious.
Absolutely precious!!! 12/30/2009 10:04:55 AM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Everytime I see this thread bumped I think they y'all are gonna announce the coming of a 2nd child. 12/30/2009 11:04:06 AM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
me too! 12/30/2009 11:06:26 AM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
she is so cute 12/30/2009 11:06:54 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
so is she legal yet or...
i mean...
i'm suspended now, aren't i? 12/30/2009 11:07:23 AM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
12/30/2009 11:21:21 AM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
i dont' know if this is creepy
it probably is
but i just LOVE little baby leg fat!!! i think that is the cutest part of a little baby (well maybe besides fat cheeks). leg rolls!!! 12/30/2009 12:11:03 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
yeah its pretty tasty all grilled up
[Edited on December 30, 2009 at 12:14 PM. Reason : lol skittle trap] 12/30/2009 12:13:35 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
don't worry y'all
she'll grow into those ears 12/30/2009 1:32:14 PM |