also, I remember having an ASK EMCE ANYTHING THREAD once. Shit got to like 12 pages. Then people realized that I didn't have breasts, or a hoohah...and the thread quickly died.

I'm secretly jealous of you, but I'll mask that with hatred, k?

10/24/2008 11:12:01 PM

mask away!
(when are you getting married?)

[Edited on October 24, 2008 at 11:18 PM. Reason : .]

10/24/2008 11:18:11 PM

i dunno but a laptop and a web cam are manking me a grooms' dude

10/24/2008 11:20:02 PM

What is the (non-numeric) meaning of life?

10/24/2008 11:20:12 PM

oh, I'm not sure when I'm getting married. we're still in the planning stage

10/24/2008 11:22:54 PM

haha no date?

^^ ummm i don't know i'm too tired to figure that out right now. maybe tomorrow.

10/24/2008 11:40:14 PM

nah, no date yet. would you like an invitation to the wedding though?

10/24/2008 11:42:01 PM

this thread sucks I want my post back

10/24/2008 11:42:47 PM

srsly.

10/24/2008 11:43:31 PM

^^^ yes
^^ dude, no one wanted you here anyway, gtfo. i said i would answer your question LATER. maybe your question sucked not the thread
^ whatevs.

dear tww,
i will be at a seminar all day. so don't forget about me while i'm gone. and i hope you people get to have more fun with your saturday than i.

10/25/2008 6:58:07 AM

have fun.... i will be playing with cars drinking beer eating pizza and going on a date

10/25/2008 7:49:40 AM

^^at least you wont be at work til 11:15 tonight

why do i have wolfweb dreams?

10/25/2008 12:06:26 PM

^^ lucky!!!

^ i've paid my dues to late night jobs thanks!! and i don't know...maybe because you are on tww a lot??

10/25/2008 8:17:51 PM

khcadwal tell us who you are voting for and why...

10/25/2008 8:18:53 PM

i already voted. and if you want to know who i voted for you can find it and maybe a little of why, too. its on here somewhere!

10/25/2008 8:20:28 PM

NO TELL ME RIGHT HERE SORRY I AM LAZY RIGHT NOW

10/25/2008 8:25:12 PM

NO I'M NOT HELPING YOUR LAZY ASS WITH HANDOUTS

10/25/2008 8:31:49 PM

10/25/2008 8:33:10 PM

WILL YOU HELP WITH HANDJOBS?

10/25/2008 8:33:42 PM

why are women so scared of bugs?

10/25/2008 8:34:17 PM

^^ THAT IS LAZY TOO I DESPISE LAZINESS. WHY WOULD I DO SOMETHING FOR YOU THAT YOU SHOULD DO YOURSELF??

^ i'm not scared of most bugs. i'm kindof a bug hippie. but you invade my personal space like my bed or shower and you are outtttta hea

10/25/2008 8:35:16 PM

khcadwal I love you

10/25/2008 8:35:49 PM

ZING!

YOU GOT ME

10/25/2008 8:35:56 PM

are you kinda a manly woman so to speak?

10/25/2008 8:36:36 PM

^^^, ^^

^ no. i don't know what a manly woman means, but i do not think that i qualify in physical size or physical stamina. i mean i'm a bitch but i don't want to go roll around in the mud and slap butts with my boys. know what i mean?

10/25/2008 8:38:40 PM

you are not all fickle like most other women?

10/25/2008 8:40:10 PM

^^

10/25/2008 8:43:18 PM

can you give me a kissy face so dnl doesnt feel left out?

10/25/2008 8:46:35 PM

are you saying fickle = manly?

i'm confused.

i'll tell you a way i'm definitely not like most other women. i did not really care for the sex and the city movie. it wasn't like unbearable, but i definitely didn't have an orgasm while watching. false advertising.

10/25/2008 8:47:25 PM

haha, the fact that you saw it makes you such a woman...shows like that breed whores(not saying you are one)

10/25/2008 8:48:25 PM

clicked expecting to see dnl get a kissy face from khcadwal LOL

10/25/2008 8:49:25 PM

^lol me too

[Edited on October 25, 2008 at 8:50 PM. Reason : ]

10/25/2008 8:50:18 PM

^^^ yea i know but i didn't like it. i am definitely NOT purchasing it. and i doubt i'll watch it again. in fact, while it makes me SUCH a woman, i'd argue a lot of americans in general are going to/have seen that movie.

i saw some guys get dragged to it. at least i'm not THAT kind of woman.

[Edited on October 25, 2008 at 8:51 PM. Reason : .]

10/25/2008 8:51:09 PM

its ok i judge people on all kinds of dumb shit like that

10/25/2008 8:51:52 PM

likewise. well really i'm just judging you. all the time.

10/25/2008 9:07:48 PM

you shouldnt tease me like that

10/25/2008 9:11:51 PM

10/25/2008 9:24:07 PM

how do you think my temperament is in person?

10/25/2008 9:31:17 PM

i don't know that is a hard question. you're probably quiet. and a lot less weird/creepy.

10/25/2008 9:38:09 PM

you are more or less correct

10/25/2008 9:42:21 PM

well duh. but is it more? or less?

10/25/2008 10:28:39 PM

why does my dog snore so loud

10/25/2008 10:30:26 PM

because she's sleeeeeeeeeeepy

10/25/2008 10:31:29 PM

i'm fairly quiet unless i'm talking about something i actually feel like talking about...even then i'm quiet sometimes...i'm pretty laid back

10/25/2008 10:32:08 PM

^^hehe, she goes from running around like crazy to pass the hell out in like 10 seconds..which is apparently normal for that breed but still weird to watch

10/25/2008 10:38:52 PM

ttt. even though i'm probably going to go do hw.

10/26/2008 2:13:59 PM

whats your favorite type of lingerie?

10/26/2008 2:17:04 PM

i don't really wear sexy lingerie. i wear things like this:


w/ matching bottoms. or just lacy flowy tank tops and bottoms...not really super sexy.

but my favorite out of things i don't wear is something like this:

similar style to above, but sexyyyy

or i wish i could wear this:


oh so i guess my favorite would be sexy babydolls. because they look cute and innocent and they are flowy so they cover up fat rolls

[Edited on October 26, 2008 at 2:29 PM. Reason : .]

10/26/2008 2:25:34 PM

10/26/2008 2:31:22 PM

yes

10/26/2008 2:32:08 PM