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i too had an orgasm before work today

[Edited on September 20, 2009 at 10:44 PM. Reason : 181. @god]

9/20/2009 10:44:17 PM

Over 9000.

9/20/2009 10:45:04 PM

i just broke like 5 weeks of sobriety for 2 glasses of wine, but i just had to. i haven't left the house in 2 days and i was going a little batty.

9/20/2009 10:46:20 PM

9/20/2009 10:49:49 PM

i need to let go =/

9/20/2009 10:51:12 PM

For the first time ever in my life, I have shaved my balls. It's not too bad, I think.

9/21/2009 1:29:36 AM

The dogs will pee on my wife's flip flops from time to time... I wash them, but I don't tell her about it...

9/21/2009 1:31:15 AM

pretty sure i spotted j_sun last week actually

9/21/2009 2:32:52 AM

is that a confession?

9/21/2009 2:33:36 AM

its 4:30, and i just realized that my gf stormed off mad 5 hours ago.

hope she got home okay, cause we was drinkin hard.

still, i did nothing but get hit on by a mutual friend, so i guess im going to be in the clear once sobriety kicks in. woot! im gonna beat it in the bathtub

9/21/2009 4:37:42 AM

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"pretty sure i spotted j_sun last week actually"

o rly? where at?

9/21/2009 3:10:32 PM

i'm contemplating saying fuck it to the rest of my school work and the gym and going to the saucer for dinner and beers tonight

9/21/2009 3:14:00 PM

I get pissed when I have to go to work because it's work and I get pissed when I don't have work because I need the money.

9/21/2009 3:19:33 PM

^

9/21/2009 3:22:47 PM

People are continuously thrown off by the fact that I mean what I say and I say what I mean.
When I say something, it is to be taken at face value. I'm not cryptic or coy. Why is this so hard for people to accept?

9/21/2009 3:24:46 PM

^

9/21/2009 3:30:29 PM

i haven't gone to secured transactions in 3 weeks

i'm going to go on wednesday. i swear.

9/21/2009 7:57:56 PM

^^^the opposite of that spectrum is having someone take EVERYTHING you say literally. like even when you use an obviously sarcastic hyperbole. i know a girl like that, and its VERY annoying. she acts like shes better than everyone but she can't get a simple fucking hyperbole for conversations sake...

9/22/2009 1:13:50 AM

whenever really good looking guys flirt with me in public (like what just happened at Jimmy John's) my first instinct is always that they're just picking on me and not actually flirting with me, because who flirts with and is attracted to fat girls? and i'm not even that fat anymore. i sometimes wonder if i'll ever stop being the fat girl in my head.

9/22/2009 12:50:10 PM

^

9/22/2009 4:42:23 PM

yeah, it's easy to confess if you just agree with other people's confessions

9/22/2009 4:43:16 PM

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"i just broke like 5 weeks of sobriety for 2 glasses of wine, but i just had to. i haven't left the house in 2 days and i was going a little batty."

so, you gonna pick up another white chip, now?

9/22/2009 5:23:02 PM

My feelings really got hurt, and I know that they shouldn't have, but they did, I'm just feeling extra sensitive today I guess.

9/22/2009 5:24:30 PM

i made 67 dollar bucks off tww today

9/22/2009 7:10:16 PM

Quote :

"so, you gonna pick up another white chip, now?"

yup.

i asked if i had to. after all, i didn't get drunk. i drank responsibly. but i was told that it's like being just a little bit pregnant. it doesn't happen.

9/22/2009 7:14:15 PM

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"yeah, it's easy to confess if you just agree with other people's confessions "

you, shut up, there.

9/22/2009 8:22:03 PM

i've never had moes

chances are if you name i a place other than like cookout i have not eaten there

i for one do not appreciate the finer tastes in life. i like simple shit. the more ingredients the more i hate it.

9/22/2009 8:31:56 PM

It's not surprising in the least that you like simple shit.

9/22/2009 8:38:06 PM

^^ moe's is the finer tastes in life?

9/22/2009 8:41:36 PM

I miss the way things were, but I could never go back.

9/22/2009 8:43:45 PM

nah i was speaking metaphorically etc

like people that appreciate food can appreciate the finer things in life? whereas i'm content with the same thing everyday and really simple shit. like no more than 3-4 ingredient type things

9/22/2009 8:43:51 PM

I'm watching iCarly. And I don't have to.

9/22/2009 9:12:52 PM

Lager and ales gives me a stomach ache.

9/23/2009 6:17:23 PM

I feel so guilty complaining to just those two people about my job.

Unfortunately I literally don't have any other friends

9/23/2009 6:45:48 PM

I think the number of my failures far exceeds the number of my successes.

9/23/2009 6:47:01 PM

i think that's pretty normal.

9/23/2009 6:47:51 PM

im really excited to hear vinylbandit play tonight

9/23/2009 9:02:37 PM

I love her, but only on my own.

9/23/2009 9:05:15 PM

i was a fiend before i became a teen

9/23/2009 9:05:39 PM

I want to live in raleigh again

since no one is actually confessing anything ITT, I figured this would be appropriate here

9/23/2009 9:06:08 PM

I want to live in Raleigh again, too!

9/23/2009 9:06:57 PM

k so it's settled, we're moving in together

LOL!

9/23/2009 9:07:19 PM

Soon: road trip from Maine to VA, engine yards and trestles. No cigs or men invited. Just me, my Civic, my beat-up manuscript, my cameras, and laptop. Three weeks, maybe more.

Never looked forward to isolation from angst and white lies my whole life.

9/23/2009 9:37:36 PM

double post!

[Edited on September 23, 2009 at 9:37 PM. Reason : .]

9/23/2009 9:37:36 PM

I used to love her, but I had to kill her.

9/23/2009 10:07:15 PM

Wow, I'm like two steps away from being a liberal.

9/23/2009 10:10:59 PM

um, so what's that make you?

9/23/2009 10:19:16 PM

a human?

9/23/2009 10:21:15 PM

Is sad that dweller is ignoring my questions.

9/23/2009 10:23:11 PM

i almost just posted the exact thing ************ just posted

9/23/2009 10:52:00 PM