9000

5/1/2011 12:32:18 PM

9001

someone confess to me, bros

other than blackjesus

5/1/2011 1:25:53 PM

Ill take moar

5/1/2011 1:32:07 PM

Quote :

"You make no sense"

5/1/2011 1:43:07 PM

^^^ I've been called out

5/1/2011 1:51:33 PM

Quote :

"I'm seriously considering taking steroids. I'm in ok shape now but I really wanna be jersey shore built. And working out everyday is not getting me any closer. "

5/1/2011 2:30:28 PM

Quote :

"BubbleBobble will never make it to 100000 post. My source says there is a pending suspension when he gets to 90000 "

5/1/2011 3:00:18 PM

Quote :

"I'm going to be traveling some in a few weeks. I'm avoiding non-stop flights so I can have more flights and thus meet more people "

5/1/2011 7:46:14 PM

^^^ girls don't care how ripped you are if your junk is small

just sayin

5/1/2011 7:47:35 PM

but it helps to get the opportunity to show said junk

5/1/2011 7:52:15 PM

Quote :

"BubbleBobble will never make it to 100000 post. My source says there is a pending suspension when he gets to 90000 "

nah bro

5/1/2011 7:52:39 PM

I just live

someone confess to me bro

5/1/2011 7:53:53 PM

Quote :

"I once sharted in front of my future wife. I was all watch me fart(silly 17 year olds) and I pooped. Haha it was awesome, the fact that she stuck around after that meant alot to me."

cool confession bro!

5/1/2011 8:00:34 PM

someone confess to me.

5/1/2011 9:25:27 PM

Quote :

"In high school they paid me to operate a camera at night for a community college class. Sometimes I would beat off in there, and once I was caught by a janitor. He works at food lion now and I see him all the time, I laugh every time I see him. "

5/1/2011 9:30:51 PM

Quote :

"I lied. That confession was mine "

5/1/2011 10:53:36 PM

Quote :

"Am I becoming an alcoholic? I don't drink during the day, but sometimes I do drink alone. I usually consume a bottle of wine a night (without getting drunk). I drink every night, usually to help me sleep. It takes a lot for me to get drunk and it's getting expensive. I want to quit drinking, but I don't know that I can."

5/2/2011 5:44:12 PM

Quote :

"but I don't know that I can."

Sounds like you don't know if you want to...

5/2/2011 5:47:21 PM

confess to me

5/3/2011 9:49:15 PM

^^^has a problem

5/3/2011 9:53:02 PM

Quote :

"I hate it when I find out there are some things that I just can't do. That kindergarten, u can do anything that u out ur mind to, I think only goes so far. Also I'm really pisses that I live with a slob of a roomate. Our lease is up soon, but still he is the most depressing person I have ever met. Never cleans up after himself and it totally fine with this. For a while I would keep the place clean, only for him to hit it up again. Well the lease is running up and i refuse to clean anything. Including the dishes. The house is shitting up and it's pretty damn depressing. Im excited to move out."

5/3/2011 10:25:20 PM

Quote :

"Many times I get really pissed off and upset. I don't let anyone know. In times like this, My life feels like a shambles and I don't feel like I can do anything about it. I start to spiral into a depression. Then I take a step away, walk my dog, and workout usually by lifting some eights or doing pullups. I think I'm addicted to being active. It's like my crack. If I'm around and idle I literally start to go stir crazy. Pretty cool because instay in good shape but also annoying. The only thing that calms me down is working our, doing a project or hanging with my lady. Man I dont even know how this is a confession, just one of my many realizations about myself. "

5/3/2011 11:07:35 PM

Quote :

" it seems like so many people I know are having babies right now. I want a baby righ I mean not really, but eventually, but damn, I really am having a hard time to think group of friends I have that someone isn't preggers or just recently had a baby."

5/3/2011 11:16:42 PM

i feel like these are all from the same person. mostly because of the fail typing i can only assume is from them being fucked up in some way

5/3/2011 11:19:44 PM

I was just about to type that after reading them haha

5/3/2011 11:20:09 PM

Well ill be honest. It isn't me.

5/3/2011 11:38:17 PM

tis not BJ confessions

5/3/2011 11:45:28 PM

confess to me!

5/4/2011 12:51:26 AM

Quote :

"i moved 1600 miles away to start over. i thought i was going to be making more money at my new job, but it is starting off slow and i'm making about 1/3 of what i was making in NC. my rent+utilities in NC were around $900 a month for an awesome apartment, digital cable w/showtime and hbo, and awesome amenities. now i am paying $575 for a tiny ass room in a house with 3 middle aged men, basic cable, and i have no privacy, they eat my food even though i can barely afford to pay my rent, use my laundry detergent, etc. i can't afford to do anything that i love, like go shopping for dresses and shoes, travel, eat out all the time (i miss sushi so much...) and drink (beer and wine i miss you too ) that being said, i have never been happier. i have met so many awesome people, experienced so many new things, and just feel independent and free. i don't have money but it felt so good to just randomly decide one day to move across the country and actually do it when none of my friends or family believed i would, because i had lived in NC for my whole life. i had no place to live, no job lined up (just a prospect that luckily worked out), no car, and a lease, but i got a subleaser, bought a car, quit my job, found a place on craigslist, and moved. best feeling ever!"

GG you!

5/4/2011 1:02:46 AM

positive attitude for the win. Wish more people were like you in this world.

5/4/2011 7:15:51 AM

Put laxatives in your food and dye in your detergent. And look for a new place asap. Fuck those dudes

5/4/2011 9:33:21 AM

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"Fuck those dudes"

this is terrible advice.

5/4/2011 9:37:39 AM

You have failed in your attempt to be funny. Please try again.

5/4/2011 9:46:31 AM

Woman moves cross country and lives with random dudes. I call BS...at least this confession gives off female vibes...maybe I''m wrong

[Edited on May 4, 2011 at 11:08 AM. Reason : .]

5/4/2011 11:06:59 AM

Quote :

"i can't afford to do anything that i love, like go shopping for dresses and shoes, travel, eat out all the time (i miss sushi so much...) and drink (beer and wine i miss you too )"

^ no I doubt your wrong.... at least if it's not a woman, he had a confession within a confession....

5/4/2011 11:25:52 AM

update to a previous confession!

Quote :

"I fucked my friends wife last night. A few months ago I wrote to you and told you how my friend's wife saw me leave their restroom and then saw a pair of panties she wore a week ago on top, which led to her figuring out that I masturbated in her undies. I believe I also told you that the next time I visited she then hinted that I should do it again. Since then I have been over there a few more times, each time leaving her something in her basket. Around a month ago we had a Casino night birthday party for her, which led to me getting a blow job upstairs in her bathroom while everyone else was doing whatever. We worked out our next steps over email and met last night and fucked. It was great. The thing is, I don't feel bad at all. That guy is one of my closest friends and I am in a relationship with someone who cares a great deal about me but, emotionally, I've been able to separate the two. This definitely wasn't a one time thing and I can honestly say that I have plunged head first into an affair. "

5/4/2011 5:59:43 PM

let me be the first to congratulate whoever this is on being a supreme douchebag

and it genuinely sickens me that this person seems to be proud of this behavior. what a skeez.

5/4/2011 6:08:04 PM

^well if he sent it within the last 20 minutes, it's one of these people because they wouldn't appear as offline yet:

aea, AndyMac, Azaka, BDubLS1, BeerzNBikes, Beethoven86, bjwilli2, bnhardin, boat117, Bobby Light, Brandon1, BubbleBobble, bubster5041, Bullet, CassTheSass, catzor, Chance, CHunter2, clalias, coolblue51, craptastic, d357r0y3r, Dammit100, DivaBaby19, dmspack, DoeoJ, DoubleDown, DROD900, dropdeadkate, dweedle, elkaybie, EMCE, EmptyFriend, Ernie, eyedrb, FAI756843, Fry, Geppetto, GoldenGirl, GrimReap3r, grimx, gvegaswolf, HaLo, harmemou, hbeckett, hey now, HockeyRoman, icyhotpatch, izzykareem, jimmypop, jjmacballer4, jsncc587, kcon, KE4ZNR, kiljadn, Kiwi, Kodiak, KRUZNBY, Last Child, ltownking, manhattanite, McWinger03, mdozer73, mellocj, mhbyrd, mildew, mizzo, Motiak, ncsuapex, ncsuftw1, NCSUJAK, NeuseRvrRat, omicron101, PackPrincess, pilgrimshoes, Prospero, pryderi, Punter16, qntmfred, radu, Ragged, rbrthwrd, RedGuard, rhinosponge, Ribs, Rush, scooterncst8, ScubaSteve, seedless, Shadowrunner, sharkwing1, Smath74, statehockey8, stevedude, steviewonder, StillFuchsia, Str8BacardiL, sumfoo1, Tarpon, ThatGoodLock, The E Man, thegoodlife3, ThePeter, therooster, thx1138, tpw122983, TreeTwista10, UJustWait84, vanillagoril, vinylbandit, ViolentMAW, Vulcan91, wahoowa, wawebste, wolfnuke, wwwebsurfer, xienze, Yertdaman, yrrah, zorthage



TRUST NO ONE

5/4/2011 6:13:54 PM

nah, my inbox was green when I got home from work.

5/4/2011 6:15:12 PM

shit

now we'll never know

5/4/2011 6:16:08 PM

The wife probably lives in Cary

5/4/2011 6:17:01 PM

ahahahahahahaahahaha



omg



I almost peed myself

5/4/2011 6:17:54 PM

confess to me

5/4/2011 8:54:20 PM

Quote :

"i think ive had a major breakthrough in terms of where my life is and where i want it to go and what i need to do to get there but i can't help but wonder if im just having a nervous breakdown?"

5/4/2011 9:04:00 PM

si

5/4/2011 9:11:32 PM

any confessions?

5/4/2011 9:47:31 PM

in regards to my post above about the guy fucking his friend's wife

Quote :

"I am 90% sure I know who half of that confession is about. I'd ask for conformation, but I don't want to know any more than I do Cheaters suck. "

5/5/2011 12:16:32 AM

in regards to the cheater:

you are the worst friend, ever. you are the worst bf/partner, ever.


ever.

5/5/2011 12:24:54 AM

Agreed. I hope you feel really awesome about yourself when you realize you're probably not the first person she has cheated with, and then you get gonasyphaherpalaids.

5/5/2011 12:26:29 AM

So, to stop more people from sending me the same pm


No, I will not tell you who sent me that confession. The user sent the pm assuming it would remain anonymous and I'm going to keep it that way. It's up to him to make the decision of if/when he is going to admit to it.

5/5/2011 12:29:14 AM