I'll drink your beers so you'll be alive in the morning

11/11/2010 2:02:53 PM

Tired
Grumpy
Emotional

11/11/2010 2:09:33 PM

My lunch went missing. Great.

Also, feeling about the same as elkaybie.

11/11/2010 2:29:29 PM

Someone needs to turn off left justification for Twitter, or something. Shit's wonky.

11/11/2010 2:31:30 PM

Chicken cutlet: Making sweet love to a woman on a beach, jazzing on her, then rolling her in the sand.

11/11/2010 2:42:25 PM

Quote :

"JAZZING ON HER"

11/11/2010 2:43:55 PM

Mother Fucker not even a word


You can just go straight to hell.

11/11/2010 2:46:48 PM

aww crap what i do?

11/11/2010 2:50:35 PM

You're good dude

11/11/2010 2:54:24 PM

Okay, boredom time is done, food time is now.

11/11/2010 3:19:46 PM

The guy I'm talking to to activate my new credit card sounds like the Indian version of my friend Peter. (not ThePeter)

11/11/2010 3:28:39 PM

wat

11/11/2010 3:32:19 PM

How is it that I'm only out of my seat for MAYBE 30 seconds and my cat is already curled up asleep on it??!!! Seat Stealer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

[Edited on November 11, 2010 at 3:54 PM. Reason : it and ?]

11/11/2010 3:51:16 PM

Your butt was warm.

11/11/2010 3:58:32 PM

ok phone, you win

now please start working normally again

11/11/2010 4:06:21 PM

Look, MS word...if you keep crashing while I try to finish this response, and force me to do it in Word Perfect, I'm gonna snap the laptop that you're installed on in half.

11/11/2010 4:11:15 PM

I wish going to sleep at night felt as good and satisfying as afternoon naps, minus the having to get up before I've slept enough part.

11/11/2010 4:39:16 PM

I wish the dog wasn't such a bastard.

11/11/2010 5:13:05 PM

great day so far, now I wanna go to bada for the game

11/11/2010 5:56:20 PM

I left work early because I felt shitty...got some retail therapy and now I feel pretty good.

I bet my cold will come back with a vengeance tomorrow....guess I should go out tonight just in case eh?

11/11/2010 6:03:20 PM

^^ do it. I am.

Just gotta get ready and then I'm outta here!

11/11/2010 6:51:06 PM

PICK ME UP YO

11/11/2010 6:54:04 PM

*sigh*

11/11/2010 7:02:35 PM

This is fucking disgusting:

11/11/2010 7:06:40 PM

Prolly some weapons charges in there.

Quote :

"Great work public defender!"

11/11/2010 7:10:16 PM

both of them should've got 15 years

11/11/2010 7:11:05 PM

That homeless man has shelter, medical care, food, and clothing all provided for him for the next 15 years... He could have done that on purpose. It wouldn't be the first time someone has commited a crime to get off the streets...

Quote :

"both of them should've got 15 years recieved a bullet in between the eyes. There is NO excuse for stealing. "

[Edited on November 11, 2010 at 7:39 PM. Reason : fixed it for you.]

11/11/2010 7:31:52 PM

hell yes, killing someone over $100 is a totally sane and reasonable thing to do

11/11/2010 7:40:00 PM

It's always good at the end of the work day when your brain feels like it's trying to split in half.

Ffffffffffffffffff...

11/11/2010 7:56:23 PM

^^ You're right. We should amputate his hands first. Maybe that'll teach him to steal. Regardless, that executive should be disposed of for being a greedy bastard.

[Edited on November 11, 2010 at 7:57 PM. Reason : .]

11/11/2010 7:57:32 PM

the Canes need to get their shit together

11/11/2010 7:59:37 PM

guess it's about time to light a fire

11/11/2010 8:04:16 PM

Today has been no fun

11/11/2010 8:06:34 PM

WHY AM I SO UGLY UGHHH

over it

drinking NOW

11/11/2010 8:10:38 PM

^whatttttttttt?

11/11/2010 8:12:45 PM

Awesome


1. Productive day at work
2. Something happened today at work that I've been waiting on for a while
3. Figured some ish out at work
4. Went with some coworkers to happy hour, and got free food and drinks
5. Got this bitch's digits
6. On the way home, I'm feeling good.... and this song comes on the radio

7. Don't have to go into the office tomorrow, and get to enjoy a niiiiice 3 day weekend

11/11/2010 8:19:12 PM

Holy fuck, I get to sleep in tomorrow, YAY JESUS

11/11/2010 8:30:41 PM

I'm feeling a little guilty...found out today that the reason I got hired is because they laid off a bunch of people working out west.

11/11/2010 8:36:12 PM

^ they'll get unemployment checks. No worries

11/11/2010 8:39:59 PM

Yeah...I just know that two of the people were married...so that really sucks...both of them just lost their job today.

11/11/2010 8:43:47 PM

UGHHHHHHH

ALL OF MY CLOTHES EITHER MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A FAT NIG NOG OR NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE.

FML

fml

fmmmmml

11/11/2010 8:51:25 PM

i thought you were napoleon dynamite

11/11/2010 9:04:19 PM

The fact you just said nig nog makes me laugh which makes you attractive so win?

11/11/2010 9:06:46 PM

I disagree, you should purge immediately

11/11/2010 9:12:43 PM

Taylor Swifts new album is not as good as her last one. but I enjoy loling at all the bitchiness. TAKE THAT DEMI LOVATO AND JOHN MAYER.

ok i'm going back to studying now

11/11/2010 9:21:02 PM

11/11/2010 10:00:56 PM

Wow this night has been epicly shitty

11/11/2010 10:13:42 PM

Thundercougarfalconbird

11/11/2010 10:14:01 PM

^^ yeppers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMSzdgz2ZLs#t=0m6s

11/11/2010 10:23:25 PM

11/11/2010 10:24:25 PM