183

9/28/2009 6:16:57 AM

I also confess to 183

9/28/2009 8:05:30 PM

I want somebody to hold me and tell me everything is going to be all right and then back up that statement with animalistic sex.

9/28/2009 8:07:06 PM

Quote :

"then back up that statement with animalistic sex."

you take it up the butt?

9/28/2009 8:14:59 PM

I have to rethink and rephrase future confessions. ^ And no.

9/28/2009 8:18:43 PM

I'm still waiting for a real confession. :-/

9/28/2009 8:28:21 PM

I miss coming onto TWW for the first time the day and having a green inbox

9/28/2009 11:13:57 PM

my penis is reasonably girthy, but not especially long, so I have a lot of problems maintaining a rhythm without it popping out, destroying said rhythm

9/28/2009 11:40:16 PM

I would give anything to run right now.

9/29/2009 10:51:50 PM

My only regret is that I have no more beer in my fridge

9/29/2009 10:59:17 PM

the last 2 days I changed into my workout clothes in my car

9/29/2009 11:00:31 PM

the last 2 days I watched some girl change clothes in her car

9/29/2009 11:03:40 PM

oh haaaayyyyy!

9/29/2009 11:04:12 PM

the last two days I watched some dude beat off in his car i n front of the gym

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9/29/2009 11:07:31 PM

Wait, that was you?! I should've known something like this was gonna happen when I finally confessed to TWW

9/29/2009 11:08:44 PM

I really want to do something stupid tonight

9/29/2009 11:10:52 PM

like your mom!

9/29/2009 11:11:19 PM

Quote :

"my penis is reasonably girthy, but not especially long, so I have a lot of problems maintaining a rhythm without it popping out, destroying said rhythm"

mine is long but not especially girthy.

ive had too many gals die of lung hemorrhage, before they became aroused.

9/30/2009 5:18:24 PM

Today, I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it. Thanks Mario Kart.

10/1/2009 12:10:04 PM

i went to all my classes this week!

10/1/2009 6:10:53 PM

holy crap! i dropped so much money today...but at least I got my sexy Vicky's Secret thongs.

10/1/2009 8:27:20 PM

I think I've come to grasp the cruel reality that I'm probably going to die alone. Also, I miss my friends in Raleigh, really fucking bad.

10/1/2009 8:51:09 PM

I wish I was an athletic and attractive girl. But I'd probably just play with my boobs all day.

10/1/2009 11:15:50 PM

sometimes I wish I wasn't in this situation.

10/2/2009 12:02:37 AM

never drinking again for serious

10/2/2009 12:50:37 AM

k

10/2/2009 12:56:59 AM

i just play with my boobs all day

10/2/2009 12:58:55 AM

hot for teacher boss

10/2/2009 12:59:14 AM

^^ So are you saying you're an athletic and attractive girl?

10/2/2009 1:08:25 AM

I have watched most of the Disney Aristocats movie on youtube today

10/2/2009 11:36:42 AM

i woke up intending to do things

but now i think i will take a nap instead

10/2/2009 11:47:47 AM

Pipe dream: I want to see elected positions all have term limits of 1 term.

10/2/2009 12:29:38 PM

one reason I like to sit in the back of classrooms/buses is so I can pick my nose without anyone seeing

10/2/2009 2:45:54 PM

I have some work that was assigned to me at least 2 weeks ago that should have only taken a few days at best to get done, and I'm still nowhere near done. I just can't seem to find the motivation to do anything anymore.

10/2/2009 2:48:55 PM

I might skip the gym and go straight to the liquor store

10/2/2009 3:09:49 PM

my feet smell

10/2/2009 6:59:26 PM

i'm stressed


my feet however are smooth as a baby's butt and smell great

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10/2/2009 7:25:16 PM

Cheer up! It's the weekend and your feet smell good!

10/2/2009 7:28:02 PM

^^ i would kill for a pedicure to make that happen... unfortunately the busted up foot is still not up for that

10/2/2009 7:29:16 PM

i have an illegitimate child in brazil

and i'll take half credit for the one in italy

10/2/2009 7:30:24 PM

oh i had the deluxe spa treatment yesterday afternoon. it felt soooooo good... there isn't much i wouldn't have let that lady do to my feet with those little hands

10/2/2009 7:30:43 PM

i SO jealous

10/2/2009 7:31:35 PM

if i had to choose between a life without fishing and life without human contact

i'm pretty sure i'd keep fishing

10/2/2009 7:32:30 PM

^...."IIIII"M gonnna miss her"

10/2/2009 7:33:26 PM

pretty much

10/2/2009 7:34:20 PM

i feel much better now

10/2/2009 7:55:59 PM

kitty got into the dishwasher while i was unloading it

i unloaded some tongs and was going to pick her up with them but i didn't want to hurt her so i didn't

but that is how small she is!! she could be picked up with tongs!

10/2/2009 8:20:17 PM

^pics plz

10/2/2009 8:31:43 PM

eww.. i would have to rewash all those dishes

10/2/2009 8:38:42 PM

watching say yes to the dress makes me and everytime i watch it.

yet for some reason when there's nothing else on, i do. WHY!

10/2/2009 9:39:07 PM