Oh lawd

[Edited on May 5, 2011 at 1:05 PM. Reason : 183]

5/5/2011 1:05:39 PM

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"I have a funny cheating story. I lived with this girl. She was rich. Our year together was running to an end and she was about to take her annual trip to europe to stay for free at her parents houses there. Anyway while dating she had told me of the many times that she had hooked up while in that town/ Europe. She wanted to invite me to Europe in the beginning/mid relationship stage but not the end. She was obviously going over there to forget about us via some Europe schlong. Just so happens that I had an ounce of weed at my house of some major awesome stuff. She was a weed fiend like I was at the time and said for me to save her portion or whatever when she got back after her 2 week trip. Well at first I was like yea sure. Then a couple days in. I invited my close friends over and we had a smoke out everyday for 2 weeks straight till that shit was gone. Also, we partied in that house like it was about to be wrecked by a cannonball after the 2 weeks were up. This is a house her and I decorated and lived in together etc Everyone of my friends knew the deal, knew the girl and all the wrong she did to me over our time living together. Anyway, it was one of the most best break ups I've had. She came back shocked and pissed. I didn't care and was already over it. Lol. "

5/5/2011 1:08:39 PM

^That's pretty dumb.

Guy: "So while you were gone, I smoked some good weed, spilled some wine on the carpet, and never took out the trash. Take that bitch!!"

Girl: "While I was in Europe, I sucked a lot of dick and had a ton of orgasms from some European penis!"

Guy: "Guess I win!!!"

5/5/2011 1:17:33 PM

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"hell you can reproduce without a man period"

They make synthetic sperm now? Your whole post is full of LOLS

5/5/2011 1:21:40 PM

I was more referring to sperm bank....

5/5/2011 1:22:33 PM

and where does said sperm come from?

5/5/2011 1:23:00 PM

a petri dish son, pay attention

5/5/2011 1:23:57 PM

magic clouds in the sky make specifc forms of rain that can make babies. Then rainbow colored ponies catch t in their manes and then bring them to the sperm banks......amiright?




Perhaps I should have rephrased....you do not need a relationship with a specific man to reproduce.

5/5/2011 1:26:02 PM

I went to lunch

What did I miss?


OH...NOTHING

5/5/2011 1:27:08 PM

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"I'm not sure thumper's husband would agree with that."

This needs to be expanded on. Or least a pm would be nice.

[Edited on May 5, 2011 at 1:28 PM. Reason : .]

5/5/2011 1:27:50 PM

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"I am the product of artificial insemination. I was told when I was about 13-14 I think. Didn't bother me. But no wonder I can't grow a beard like my dad . I guess u could call me a test tube baby?"

5/5/2011 1:32:06 PM

DivaBaby19

5/5/2011 1:32:25 PM

YES?

5/5/2011 1:34:18 PM

for what it's worth....cod and i had the conversation about how we are 100% sure there is someone else out there that is better for us.

you heard me right-we have both decided that there is at least one more person in the world that would be a better mate for each of us. and we talked about it and admitted it to each other.


however we don't really care. we decided in spite of that, we're in it for the long haul.
we lurrrve each other.
a lot of people may misconstrue this for "settling" but its not quite the case.


if you think in 10 years the person your married to now is gonna be the exact same then are sorely mistaken.
cody and i plan on building eachother to be that A #1 super plus match.
even more so than now.


"We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love."

thank you tom robbins




gahhhhhh realism has the potential to be so much more romantic than love at first sight bs

5/5/2011 1:43:57 PM

Now if I could get Bradley Cooper on the same train of thought as you, I'd be so happy.

5/5/2011 1:45:45 PM

oooh! I got a reply from the guy who thinks I'm evil!!

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"i would rather find out sooner than later. having to think that i was being deceived for a long time would hurt more than finding out from some stranger who revealed it sooner. and im sure it won't be a stranger who reveals it. more than likely a friend will get wind of it and tell the SO of the cheating couple. but whatever, if you are ok with keeping this a secret then thats your problem. like people say, everything isn't white and black with confessions, but if I had the ability to save someone from a bad marriage, i would. imagine if the cheating continues and they start having kids, how fucked up would that be. just look at the brad cooper murder trial. i mean, jeeeze, im sure if someone had told brad that his wife was cheating on him from the onset of the marriage he would have divorced her and wouldn't even had thought of having kids with her ( and one of them might not even be his ). so, i'll leave it at that. "

5/5/2011 1:48:58 PM

These discussions irritate me. People seem to be too lazy to fight to keep a marriage together. Now in some instances people are better off divorced. However, it seems like some are more along the lines of "I'm bored and want to try something new". People, please stop getting married for the wedding, lack of options, timeline, or whatever lame excuse you have and get back to the mother fucking basica.

Kthx

5/5/2011 1:49:09 PM

oooo can we talk more about bradley Cooper? Kthnx

5/5/2011 1:51:44 PM

I think I may have murdered his wife...

5/5/2011 1:52:52 PM

personally I blame the French, they make it seem so chic, so je ne sais quoi

5/5/2011 1:52:53 PM

number_of_users_now_questioning_marriage++;

5/5/2011 1:53:27 PM

i dont think you are evil PackPrincess



bmel i am a little confused by your post. are you saying you agree that if your SO cheats you should fight to stay together?

[Edited on May 5, 2011 at 1:55 PM. Reason : just curious. ]

5/5/2011 1:54:23 PM

I agree with BMEL

5/5/2011 1:55:22 PM

2^

that's two votes good and one evil! woo! I'm in the plus!

5/5/2011 1:56:24 PM

I think she's trying to say people should fight to keep their marriage alive enough to where each party doesn't want to cheat

5/5/2011 1:57:05 PM

this voting scheme is based solely on the posting of the cheater right?

5/5/2011 1:57:11 PM

^^ahhhhhh that makes sense.


kk

5/5/2011 1:58:01 PM

2^for this one, yes

[Edited on May 5, 2011 at 1:58 PM. Reason : .]

5/5/2011 1:58:34 PM

i'll go with not evil on that criteria, knowing that the original poster is just gonna fuck up two marriages instead of one

[Edited on May 5, 2011 at 1:59 PM. Reason : and a friendship]

5/5/2011 1:59:42 PM

score! 3:1

5/5/2011 2:01:45 PM

Yeah bmel is definitely zero tolerance for cheating

5/5/2011 2:08:26 PM

actually based on how this has blown up we can probably throw in more than just the original 3 i listed....

5/5/2011 2:08:31 PM

Packprincess is coo

5/5/2011 2:13:34 PM

and by that you mean not evil??

4:1

this will surely hold up in court when I'm on trial for murdering the cheating wife

5/5/2011 2:15:49 PM

In a stat I just made up - the girls who have a zero tolerance of cheating are 78% more likely to fuck in the office

5/5/2011 2:18:17 PM

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"did not say you were evil, im not quite sure how your women logic made you come to that conclusion."

ok, I'm sorry, you didn't say I was evil. you said I was "a terrible human being."



I apologize. This pesky estrogen just messes with my head some times.

5/5/2011 2:19:30 PM

i'd rather be a swinger then be cheated on and this has been discussed in detail with my wife. we both agree that if we have some serious urges to fuck some one else then we need to be open and honest about that and decide what to do from there.

5/5/2011 2:20:15 PM

^ if she ever gets to that point, pm me

5/5/2011 2:21:16 PM

+ 1

5/5/2011 2:21:54 PM

I have much more respect for swingers than cheaters. Kudos to them for having such an open relationship and being honest.

and to the office stat.

5/5/2011 2:29:44 PM

If I ever had the desire to do anything of the sort I think swinging, or inviting someone else in to our bedroom would be the best decision. I've never really had the desire to cheat, and I don't fancy myself as much as a sharer, but if I was in an otherwise loving and fulfilling relationship I would much rather have my husband come to me with his desires and work something out that we could do together.


ooh! and a confession! for being such a terrible human being, people sure do trust me

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"i've done swinging before and it's actually a lot of fun. you obviously have to be comfortable and confident. but if both people are into it. it's awesome "

[Edited on May 5, 2011 at 2:34 PM. Reason : .]

5/5/2011 2:32:24 PM

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"[quote]I'm not sure thumper's husband would agree with that.""

This needs to be expanded on. Or least a pm would be nice.[/quote]

I too would like to know more. My life just isn't as exciting as everyone else's it seems



[Edited on May 5, 2011 at 2:34 PM. Reason : guess you can't do that]

5/5/2011 2:34:05 PM

i, too, would like to know more about the above.

5/5/2011 2:49:33 PM

i have no clue.


not gonna lie....im curious.

5/5/2011 2:53:33 PM

I heard if you call (317) 275-4444 it will tell you the story.

5/5/2011 2:54:08 PM

I will accept confessions in the nature of an update on this Thumper thing...

5/5/2011 2:56:02 PM

i believe that not telling me is a violation of my 5th, 6th, 13th, 14th amendments, north carolina constitution, etc...

5/5/2011 3:00:18 PM

...i'll allow it.

5/5/2011 3:05:00 PM

Do you have the ducks? Then maybe we can talk...

5/5/2011 3:08:08 PM

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"I don't really know the situation first-hand, but here is what I have gathered from TWW, and other sources. 1.thumper slept with half of TWW behind her husband's back. 2. she got called out in a thread somewhere. 3. ..... 4. Profit? "

For all of us in the dark...let there be light!

5/5/2011 3:13:22 PM