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5/5/2011 10:19:33 PM

i guess christine would be lovin this development

5/5/2011 10:33:13 PM

Confess to me!!

The the better

5/5/2011 10:38:54 PM

more people should realize this.

Quote :

"Just because your S.O. is hot doesn't mean you don't fantasize about other people. The difference is that sparky and his wife are open and honest about it, which is what makes their relationship so strong. Most people either keep it inside, or even worse act on it behind their partner's back. "

p.s. also taking confessions my sons, so I can clean your soul.

[Edited on May 6, 2011 at 1:43 AM. Reason : confessions are good for you! confess!!]

5/6/2011 1:42:24 AM

PM me.



But I can't absolve you.

5/6/2011 2:00:44 AM

Quote :

"I have fantasized about minkagrl01 while I was with another girl. "

5/6/2011 8:26:38 AM

Quote :

"I'm closely connected to the BC murder trial, from the prosecution side. I can honestly say the following: 1. The reason why the prosecution took so long with its case was to wear down the jury so that they would be too exhausted to really pay attention. 2. A portion of the prosecution does not think he did it but were directed to win this case at all cost in order to save face for the police department. 3. The google maps defense didn't stand a chance. The prosecution understood that, in today's climate, jurors, especially black jurors, are likely to believe in setups by the police department. This counter-evidence didn't have a chance of getting admitted. 4. In jury selection the defense had a lot of people they liked but the prosecution asked questions about if they could participate in a "extensively lengthy trial" and this forced those that the defense liked to step down. Had the defense not excused the ones they did the jury would have had 0 men and would have been a mixture of poor black women and very wealthy white women. "

5/6/2011 8:54:37 AM

anyone wanna confess something to me that doesn't have to do with cheating??

5/6/2011 9:09:53 AM

Quote :

"I'm a shoplifter. Well I'm an ex-shoplifter. It's been over a year since the last time I lifted something from a store. At one point most of my closet/wardrobe was stuff I had stolen and I've never been caught. I learned how to steal while working retail and all the best ways to get away with it, like cutting out the anti-theft tags in the linings at ann taylor, and wearing the clothes underneath what I came in wearing always works best. I would try to steal maybe 1 or two items and then buy an item while hiding what I was stealing right in front of the sales person, even chatting with them. One time I left the store wearing an awesome jean jacket, in plain sight. Anyways, lately I've felt like I wanted to do it again, even though I've been good for so long and I know it's wrong so I thought if I posted this it would be a kind of therapy for me. I really don't want to, but it does feel pretty awesome once you get away. "

5/6/2011 9:37:23 AM

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we will deal with the shoplifter

5/6/2011 9:38:49 AM

it has to be a girl so that narrows it down significantly

5/6/2011 9:40:15 AM

it was punchmonk

that baby belly was just a mound of stolen merchandise, and the baby is a lie!

5/6/2011 9:40:41 AM

Quote :

"Authenticated Users: A Tanzarian, aaronian, AC Slater, adam8778, adultswim, aea, aimorris, ApexDave, Beethoven86, BigDave41, BigHitSunday, Biofreak70, BlackJesus, bmel, Boss DJ, BubbleBobble, Budiss, CalledToArms, calmac, daddywill88, darscuzlo, daz84, disco_stu, DivaBaby19, DM, DROD900, dustm, eleusis, ElGimpy, Elwood, EMCE, FatTony, Fhqwhgads, FroshKiller, Geppetto, GGMon, GKMatt, goalielax, grimx, gs7, gtherman, icyhotpatch, Igor, inSTAALed, izzykareem, Jabbo, jataylor, jbrick83, Jeepin4x4, jethromoore, jimmypop, jocristian, jwb9984, kimslackey, krazedgirl, lazarus, LFRyder, LivinProof78, LoneSnark, Lumex, LunaK, Mappy, Minkagrl01, MrLuvaLuva85, ncsu_angel, ncsuapex, ncsubozo, ncsusoccer06, NeuseRvrRat, PackPrincess, paerabol, piddlebug, pilgrimshoes, poohpimpin, pttyndal, punchmonk, qntmsister, QTPie, radu, raiden, Rat Soup, robster, s4m, sawahash, scrager, ShinAntonio, Skack, Smath74, spydyrwyr, stateredneck, Stein, stillrolling, Stimwalt, thegoodoctor, therooster, TKE-Teg, tmmercer, tommy wiseau, Toms House, tracer, umop-apisdn, uNC SUcks, V0LC0M, Vulcan91, Wadhead1, wahoowa, wdprice3, Weeeees, Westicles, Wickerman, wlb420, wolfpack0122, y0willy0, yrrah, zxappeal"

Not me. I did get caught shoplifting when I was 14. And that scared me straight.

5/6/2011 9:40:55 AM

Quote :

"it has to be a girl"

agreed

5/6/2011 9:42:17 AM

Could be a gay guy? That opens things up a bit

5/6/2011 9:42:38 AM

it was totally Jeepin4x4 - I know for a fact he loves to rock jean jackets, and he sure does look purty in his ann taylor dresses

5/6/2011 9:43:12 AM

I'm gonna put all my money on grimx

Dude is shifty.

5/6/2011 9:43:19 AM

^^^we don't think it's you, man

5/6/2011 9:43:20 AM

THIS JUST IN:

Quote :

"I have roughly 10 aliases on this site. Each one with their own personality and means of communication. The funny thing is that I treat these aliases as characters and get into the mindset and story of each alias before I start posting as them."

k I gotta go

sorry if I posted this too early

5/6/2011 9:44:00 AM

dammit fuckwads, don't go outing me

5/6/2011 9:48:27 AM

grimx loves his jean jackets. don't hate.

Quote :

"^^^we don't think it's you, man"

hahaha

[Edited on May 6, 2011 at 9:53 AM. Reason : .]

5/6/2011 9:52:52 AM

Quote :

"^^^we don't think it's you, man"

k

5/6/2011 9:57:24 AM

i used to bedazzle the ones i took. its true

5/6/2011 9:57:46 AM

and then I would sell them at the flea market

5/6/2011 9:58:42 AM

mad profit!

5/6/2011 9:59:22 AM

here's one of our hot models




FUNKY

5/6/2011 10:00:23 AM

there is NOTHING wrong with a bit of sparkle people


^ okay i can't help but lol at the 5 o'clock shadow.

[Edited on May 6, 2011 at 10:00 AM. Reason : .]

5/6/2011 10:00:32 AM

lol @ some fringe and slick paints

I will admit I had a jeweled jean jacket from Express like 13 years ago. It was like $80 and I begged and begged my mom to buy it for me. Which she did. And then I didn't wear it.

[Edited on May 6, 2011 at 10:03 AM. Reason : f]

5/6/2011 10:01:54 AM

those pants were tricky to get out the store. such confines!

5/6/2011 10:03:44 AM

I asked how much they think they got away with

Quote :

"Maybe $1000 or more. I might be a bit modest there but it seemed that in one year my entire closet was stuff I stole from Ann Taylor/ Loft, Banana Republic, Macy's and also Target. Actually I have a rain trench coat that I wore right out the door from Target. I only stole stuff that didn't have anti-theft tags that weren't removable. And I made sure to ask questions and talk to the sales people all friendly like. So yeah rough estimate, $30 -$40 a blouse, $50 a skirt (I ended up wearing a lot of skirts that year, since you can hide skirts under a longer skirt) I'd say about $1000. It's so sad. I was at Express the other day and really wanted to steal, but I didn't."

5/6/2011 10:18:15 AM

one long skirt and i can sneak a solid 3-4 out a trip

5/6/2011 10:25:34 AM

one long skirt would still be a mini skirt on you

5/6/2011 10:27:54 AM

i gotta show off my shapely calves somehow

5/6/2011 10:28:30 AM

sawahash,

whoever sent you this:

Quote :

"I'm closely connected to the BC murder trial, from the prosecution side. I can honestly say the following: 1. The reason why the prosecution took so long with its case was to wear down the jury so that they would be too exhausted to really pay attention. 2. A portion of the prosecution does not think he did it but were directed to win this case at all cost in order to save face for the police department. 3. The google maps defense didn't stand a chance. The prosecution understood that, in today's climate, jurors, especially black jurors, are likely to believe in setups by the police department. This counter-evidence didn't have a chance of getting admitted. 4. In jury selection the defense had a lot of people they liked but the prosecution asked questions about if they could participate in a "extensively lengthy trial" and this forced those that the defense liked to step down. Had the defense not excused the ones they did the jury would have had 0 men and would have been a mixture of poor black women and very wealthy white women. "

If they aren't full of shit, then you should persuade them to do the right thing and make this information public.

[Edited on May 6, 2011 at 12:03 PM. Reason : a]

5/6/2011 12:03:03 PM

Quote :

"so apparently i left a load of laundry in the wash and it got kinda musty smelling so my work pants today smell really bad but i didn't notice it til i got to work. i really hope nobody else can smell it "

I've done this before. Then had to rewash the clothes

5/6/2011 1:54:20 PM

5/6/2011 2:01:22 PM

Quote :

"Here is a timeline of my life: Birth ~1 year from birth: My father and mother have a doctor give them the news that my dad has AIDS ~3 years: Mom and Dad are split, but mother intentionally keeps me away from him out of revenge ~8-9 years: Father dies ~ 9-10 years: Mom starts molesting me ~ 15 years: Social Services finds out and removes custody from her, I move in with my uncle (father's brother) ~ 15-18 years: Uncle develops a huge addicition to narcodicts that was partially funded by social security checks that he picked up from having me in his custody. After a fairly miserable time spent with my uncle and his drug addiction, I go off to State and never have to worry about my delinquent guardians anymore! Might be a lot of WORDS, but I never talk about any of it, and there is a lot hidden even here. Not even my closest friends or family members know about this stuff. I just assume that they will not believe me or judge me for it. I dunno, it is hard to talk about being molested by a parent. "

5/6/2011 2:30:41 PM

5/6/2011 2:32:23 PM

^^ that's horrible. i would like to offer you up an e-hug that does absolutely nothing but i'm still going to put it out there.

5/6/2011 2:34:23 PM

Quote :

"it was punchmonk that baby belly was just a mound of stolen merchandise, and the baby is a lie!"

DAMMIT ELISE!! I SENT YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE!!

5/6/2011 2:35:09 PM

5/6/2011 2:36:19 PM

^^ oh punchmonk i thought we were beyond that

5/6/2011 2:36:58 PM

Quote :

"that's horrible. i would like to offer you up an e-hug that does absolutely nothing but i'm still going to put it out there."

5/6/2011 2:42:06 PM

So who do we send confessions to?

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

5/6/2011 2:52:30 PM

oooh send me one

[Edited on May 6, 2011 at 2:53 PM. Reason : wouldn't really be too random though. ]

5/6/2011 2:53:00 PM

Me

5/6/2011 2:53:28 PM

Send to me!!!

5/6/2011 3:22:17 PM

Quote :

"My sig other and I met on a dating site and decided to have our first date immediately. After a lot of flirty texts, he suggested that instead of a handshake or hug when we met for the first time, that we greet each other with a makeout sesh. So we made out before we actually had a face-to-face conversation. "

5/6/2011 3:24:02 PM

lol

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on May 6, 2011 at 3:24 PM. Reason : that is not me btw]

5/6/2011 3:24:41 PM

^^
that's pretty awesome and it seems like it worked out for them

[Edited on May 6, 2011 at 3:25 PM. Reason : .]

5/6/2011 3:25:02 PM