cause it's 1-8-7 on an undercover cop

10/24/2009 4:44:23 AM

I want to comment on ^ but it would be to lame, so I won't...

[Edited on October 24, 2009 at 4:46 AM. Reason : fucking ghost edit]

10/24/2009 4:46:09 AM

You'd rather it say
cause it's 1-8-7 on a motherfuckin' cop

right?

10/24/2009 4:47:31 AM

10/24/2009 4:48:17 AM

10/24/2009 4:49:39 AM

id totally post something right here but then some of my friends would read it and grill me about it

so ima just let it ride

10/24/2009 4:57:18 AM

im gay

10/24/2009 8:46:44 AM

I feel bad that I'm not hanging around with my mom and dad right now, but I just can be around my dad when there are other people around. He gets very mean, starts cutting me down to make him look good and blames me for anything that has gone wrong. I just can't stand it anymore...especially right now.

10/24/2009 11:03:43 AM

i have a confession but i can't post it here

sigh

10/25/2009 3:10:53 AM

last night at Rum Runners everyone in the bachelorette party ended up downstairs on the dance floor busting a move

they played "Get Low" so we all...well, we all got low

i was drunk and i got too low....and fell on my ass

but 2 other girls fell too! so i wasn't the only one

10/25/2009 1:14:22 PM

I woke up from a nightmare this morning in a complete panic, saw the clock read 7:20 and started freaking out that I was late for work. I jumped out of bed turned on the light started putting on pants and shoes, called the other supervisor. I said that I had overslept that that I was on my way, she told me to go back to sleep because it was Sunday. I felt like the biggest asshole ever.

What a terrible story.

10/25/2009 1:16:55 PM

bitches be crazy

10/25/2009 1:18:43 PM

next time I'm calling you

10/25/2009 1:23:34 PM

i'll bring the hookers and blow

10/25/2009 1:27:40 PM

yes, that's what I want to wake up to the next time I jerk awake from a nightmare, hookers and blow.

10/25/2009 1:32:10 PM

don't we all

[Edited on October 25, 2009 at 1:34 PM. Reason : you said jerk]

10/25/2009 1:34:19 PM

last night I came home drunk, then wandered around my apartment complex, looking for adventures

before long I ran into these three girls, and convinced them to come up to my apartment

I pounded on both my roommates' doors, to see if they wanted to hang out too...but they didn't

me and the three girls went on my balcony and smoked a cigarette, and then I yelled a bunch of shit-talk to some random guy, and they all decided to leave at that point

so this morning, on the Mark-A-Board on the refrigerator, my roommate has written "What was up with banging on my door last night? I'll let it slide but next time I am going to come out and beat the shit out of whoever is responsible"

my confession is that I am going to pretend to know nothing about the matter

10/25/2009 3:27:34 PM

i haven't had an orgasm in over a month

10/25/2009 3:30:28 PM

PM sent

10/25/2009 3:38:26 PM

^PM not received

10/25/2009 3:41:21 PM

holy shit my leg/foot smells

10/25/2009 7:19:07 PM

I figured out what the problem is.

10/25/2009 7:27:33 PM

i envy people with new cars

10/25/2009 7:37:02 PM

Quote :

"last night I came home drunk, then wandered around my apartment complex, looking for adventures before long I ran into these three girls, and convinced them to come up to my apartment I pounded on both my roommates' doors, to see if they wanted to hang out too...but they didn't me and the three girls went on my balcony and smoked a cigarette, and then I yelled a bunch of shit-talk to some random guy, and they all decided to leave at that point so this morning, on the Mark-A-Board on the refrigerator, my roommate has written "What was up with banging on my door last night? I'll let it slide but next time I am going to come out and beat the shit out of whoever is responsible" my confession is that I am going to pretend to know nothing about the matter "

LOL....

10/25/2009 7:54:00 PM

sometimes i randomly make weird pterodactyl-like screeching noises. (or what i think a pterodactyl would sound like )

10/25/2009 9:47:41 PM

^ I make similar sounds... usually when I orgasm

10/25/2009 9:49:17 PM

Quote :

"me and the three girls went on my balcony and smoked a cigarette, and then I yelled a bunch of shit-talk to some random guy, and they all decided to leave at that point"

Fail.

Win otherwise, even with pissing off the roommate

[Edited on October 25, 2009 at 9:50 PM. Reason : lkj]

10/25/2009 9:49:58 PM

EMCE LOL!! omg that is way too hilarious. u sillyyyyyy

10/25/2009 9:50:37 PM

^^ That is pretty much how I operate son. I can relate to it considering the amount of failing done on my part.

10/25/2009 9:50:44 PM

I deleted the part when I typed "let's compare sounds"

10/25/2009 9:51:15 PM

^hahahaha. maybe if u ever come to raleigh we can

10/25/2009 9:52:11 PM

I went to a party last night, and there was this one guy there who was being a gigantic douche, just saying stupid shit all the time

after awhile I got sick of it, and I happened to be sitting next to him, so I kicked him in the leg as hard as I could

he was like "Oww! What was that for?" and I said "Just felt like kicking you in the leg"

10/25/2009 11:56:10 PM

ehe nvm

[Edited on October 26, 2009 at 2:47 AM. Reason : .]

10/26/2009 2:43:31 AM

The doctor told me to stop sleeping in my contacts and not to wear them for more than 12 hours a day. I was following her instructions religiously until this weekend. I've had them in since Saturday evening.

10/26/2009 4:35:58 PM

^when i went to the eye doctor he said with my new contacts i can sleep in them all i want....maybe you should switch to Frequency 55

10/26/2009 4:37:28 PM

Supposedly mine were ok to sleep in as well. When I use up this box I need to consider other brands and types

10/26/2009 4:45:35 PM

well the docs were always getting on to me about the same thing, and i straight up told them that i can't take them out every night due to my drinking "problem" so they switched brands for me

10/26/2009 4:47:44 PM

i saw two homeless guys fucking last weekend in the woods....i prolly watched for 3 mins.

10/28/2009 1:20:49 PM

10/28/2009 3:09:11 PM

i wish i had never known

10/29/2009 1:35:03 AM

i was just kidding about my last confession

10/29/2009 1:50:32 AM

i miss him

10/29/2009 8:59:46 PM

If they outlawed complaining, 90% of all facebook status updates would disappear.

Including mine.

10/29/2009 9:06:45 PM

I haven't had a school girl crush like this in a few years and I'm scared.

10/29/2009 9:28:57 PM

i want to have sex with Uncle Joey from Full House

and i want him to call me DJ

10/29/2009 9:29:46 PM

Im being a chickenshit and taking the easy road. I need to man up

10/29/2009 9:30:57 PM

i cant stop thinking about this girl i like
makes me anxious

10/29/2009 10:00:10 PM

the other day in the stairway of school i saw a piece of candy corn and really wanted to eat it

OBVIOUSLY i didn't. but now i really want candy corn. but i refuse to buy halloween candy til after halloween (SALLLLLE!)

10/29/2009 10:04:18 PM

i've finally come to realize that i'm projecting all of my insecurities and feelings of nothingness into my job

the problems that i'm having at the office are a lot of my own creation

10/29/2009 10:08:46 PM

I watch the Trya show every night

10/30/2009 12:59:57 AM