I'm learning how to drink Scotch, because i think it will be cool to be a "single malt" snob.

I come from a beer guzzling background, so my pacing is off.

I drank 7 or 8 doubles of Glenlivet in a few hours

It didn't seem like a lot.

I didn't wind up doing very well that night.

I hope no one recognizes me from that bar I wound up getting thrown out of.

10/30/2009 2:43:13 AM

i had a dream that my mom died last night

10/30/2009 3:04:50 AM

that's not a confession.


.... or is it?

10/30/2009 4:05:13 AM

I'm not at all anti-social in the least, but I really dislike Halloween. I think it's dumb to spend hours upon hours (or even a little time) thinking up and putting together a costume. I don't even really like being around people who dress up.

So every year I look for something else to do to avoid the costume parties. I found one tonight. Still need one for tomorrow.

Am I the only one?

[Edited on October 30, 2009 at 8:41 AM. Reason : actually, i guess mine isn't a confession... but it started out that way]

10/30/2009 8:41:10 AM

When I was young I was kind of afraid of flowers. No, I don't know why, what's more nonthreatening than a flower?

These days I'm okay with and even rather enjoy live/freshly cut ones, but even now, dead or wilted flowers still creep me out.

10/30/2009 9:58:48 AM

Quote :

"I'm not at all anti-social in the least, but I really dislike Halloween. I think it's dumb to spend hours upon hours (or even a little time) thinking up and putting together a costume."

I have no enthusiasm for Halloween, except maybe to go out and see what other people are dressed up as. I have no interest in dressing up, as all the characters/people I'd want to dress up as take way too much effort for something I'd wear one night a year.

Part of the issue is I grew up in this church that believed Halloween was an occult, evil holiday. We had a Hallelujah night where people dressed as Bible characters. No I'm not making this up. Consequently, I have none of the good Halloween memories others have like pumpkin carving, trick or treating, or dressing up.

The other part is I am increasingly anti-social. I have no interest in having candy for trick or treaters, mostly because I have no interest in meeting the neighbors or their kids. I have the same attitude toward my coworkers. I see these people 8 hours a day and only have a passing interest in their lives. Sometimes I wonder if there's something wrogn with me.

10/30/2009 11:19:18 AM

Halloween is my 2nd favorite holiday.

10/30/2009 11:27:03 AM

^^i didn't have a church but a mother who said halloween was an occult, evil holiday

no trick-or-treating or giving out candy
no costumes at all--not even when we had little parties at school where everyone dressed up and sat in a circle to tell everyone else about their costumes

i carved pumpkins and went trick-or-treating starting my freshman year of college
fuck it, i live on my own now

10/30/2009 11:43:02 AM

My church does haunted houses and trunk-or-treat.

10/30/2009 11:43:41 AM

I loved Halloween... as a kid.

And I didn't mind it in college, though I never really bothered with a costume. But I think it's a bit weird to go to a keg party or bar dressed up in a costume when I'm in my mid-to-late 20s.

Maybe I'm the odd one... I mean I'm not stuck-up/overly mature for my age at all. I don't know...

** Also, I fucking HATED when everyone dressed up at my last job (business casual finance job) and wondered why I didn't even on a day when I had to meet with a client...

[Edited on October 30, 2009 at 11:46 AM. Reason : x]

10/30/2009 11:45:43 AM

i'm gay

10/30/2009 11:45:45 AM

^you said that already

i'm annoyed i can't fix "wrogn" in my previous message

[Edited on October 30, 2009 at 11:55 AM. Reason : .]

10/30/2009 11:52:28 AM

yeah, it was kinda a non-event.

10/30/2009 12:12:59 PM

good god i need to get laid

[Edited on October 30, 2009 at 8:58 PM. Reason : ]

10/30/2009 8:58:37 PM

gross

10/30/2009 9:57:47 PM

oooh i was hoping you would come in here

10/30/2009 10:00:19 PM

youre a chick
cant be that hard

10/30/2009 10:01:35 PM

So I've been going to a therapist for the past several weeks. I wouldn't say I'm cured yet, but I feel like I'm definitely getting some interesting insights into the ways in which I'm screwed up.

10/31/2009 1:52:38 AM

Quote :

"I have no enthusiasm for Halloween, except maybe to go out and see what other people are dressed up as. I have no interest in dressing up, as all the characters/people I'd want to dress up as take way too much effort for something I'd wear one night a year. Part of the issue is I grew up in this church that believed Halloween was an occult, evil holiday. We had a Hallelujah night where people dressed as Bible characters. No I'm not making this up. Consequently, I have none of the good Halloween memories others have like pumpkin carving, trick or treating, or dressing up. The other part is I am increasingly anti-social. I have no interest in having candy for trick or treaters, mostly because I have no interest in meeting the neighbors or their kids. I have the same attitude toward my coworkers. I see these people 8 hours a day and only have a passing interest in their lives. Sometimes I wonder if there's something wrogn with me."

damn dude, i couldn't have said it better myself. +1 on all three points.

10/31/2009 12:51:36 PM

Wow, I must have had the coolest Mom ever. She even mailed me a big plastic pumpkin filled with little candy bars every year that I was in college. I'm sorry your parents got their wires crossed about the FUNNEST HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR! Seriously, get yourself a cheap mask or a 99 cent witch hat (it works for guys too) and hop on down to Hillsborough tonight.

On the confession side, I do confess that I hate pulling out pumpkin guts. When they dry on your hands it's almost as hard to get off as dried sploge. Ick!

10/31/2009 2:07:04 PM

this dried sploge on your hands... it is of interest to me


please, tell me more. specifically how I get get more dried sploge in your hands...

10/31/2009 2:09:17 PM

I confess to having a dream that I was getting married ALL NIGHT. And when I woke up I went

10/31/2009 2:18:29 PM

you Halloween haters ITT are a bunch of anti-American freedom haters who need to be drinking the jailers piss in Guantanamo.

10/31/2009 2:57:42 PM

i recently bought a house and have been doing renovations before i move in. its an older home and both of the people that lived there are now passed away. i don't believe in ghosts or spooks or haints, but tonight i worked myself up into such a state that i could no longer work and had to leave. anytime i ran the skill saw, i would imagine someone was pulling on the cord, i convinced myself that the rusting trees/rain dripping off the house was footsteps, etc. and there was no way in hell i was going to even attempt to go look for something i'd left upstairs. i know it was all my head, but it seriously creeped me the fuck out. I had to get out of there.

10/31/2009 9:52:42 PM

some days i feel like i could do anything. I am finding those days are comming more often, its such a great feeling.

I hope one of these days i up and go somewhere

11/1/2009 10:59:10 PM

Listening to 90's slow jams puts me in the mood for some love making

11/1/2009 11:09:35 PM

I've borrowed clothing from every boyfriend I've ever had except the Moroccan. I do not understand this about myself. I do not care. I do know that wearing a man's clothing is a fast way to bond with him when he's not around.

11/2/2009 7:44:43 AM

i hate my life and most days, see nothing redeeming about it.

hopefully i can fix that in the coming years

11/2/2009 8:27:30 PM

in 3 days my mom will have been dead for 7 months

and i'm still not even close to over it. that makes me feel crazy cause everyone else seems fine.

a lot of the time i feel like ^ but i am working on it!

oh and i'm doing bad in school for the first time ever annnnd i kinda wish i didn't come back this semester but who knew it would have been a million times harder than i expected. MY BAD.

[Edited on November 2, 2009 at 8:31 PM. Reason : .]

11/2/2009 8:30:33 PM

Good call cddweller! I had this major crush on a guy in college and he let me borrow his crushed velvet cape (don't ask) the thing was huge and warm but also smelled like him. I slept in that and sometimes wore it to class. I had a constant hard on... haha

11/2/2009 8:40:21 PM

Other people seem to try to run their dishwasher when they are about to leave or something so they don't have to listen to it. But I like the way mine sounds, so I only run it when I am going to be at home. Because that is the kind of thrilling life I lead.

11/2/2009 11:14:58 PM

^haha. I like to start my dishwasher at night so I can listen to it run as I fall asleep

11/2/2009 11:22:37 PM

Yeah I do that too, or if I am reading or something it makes for OK background noise. I am glad I am not the only one.

11/2/2009 11:26:08 PM

a song just came on my pandora that i haven't heard in a long time but damn it just brought me back to a very intimate, sweet, needy make-out session with I had with my ex-bf. It amazes me how vivid I remember little details like how I was sitting and the way the hardwoods looked.

[Edited on November 2, 2009 at 11:34 PM. Reason : FUCK, im so distracted now ]

11/2/2009 11:33:05 PM

Some dishwashers are nice as far as white noise but some are.....yeah no thanks

11/2/2009 11:37:07 PM

khcadwal's confession makes me feel silly and ungrateful

11/3/2009 1:48:14 AM

^ me too

11/3/2009 8:49:11 AM

its 10 in the am and I'm alre ady drunk as fuck. now I'm off to get some drugs, except some cops are blcoking my drivenway. fuckers Ill " run over them.

11/3/2009 10:06:18 AM

^so tuff

11/3/2009 12:54:30 PM

11/3/2009 1:25:04 PM

Seriously that dream was so vivid it's all I can think about today... at least it was a good dream.

11/3/2009 1:29:11 PM

A SEX DREAM IN WHICH YOU HAD A PENIS?!

11/3/2009 1:30:34 PM

Good job growing a cock in your sleep kiwi son!

11/3/2009 1:33:00 PM

I'm kinda bummed today since I had to do the break up talk this morning...even though I know it needed to be done

11/3/2009 1:36:04 PM

I ate a Happy Meal today for lunch.

Got a My Little Pony as a prize. Mom told me to give it to a little kid


Confession: I ain't given it up. It's My Little Pony, bitch

11/3/2009 1:37:31 PM

haha it was WEIRD! At first I was the girl, and it was in this HOT shower. Then I turned into the guy and it felt GOOD! Even in the dream I was like OMG IM THE BOY haha

Ok my real confession is I have some serious penis envy sometimes.

lololol

But now I'm horny ALL DAY until I see the bf

11/3/2009 1:44:29 PM

You seem excited about this temporary cock ownership in the dream world.

11/3/2009 1:55:58 PM

You know how some dreams kind of stick with you throughout the day? This is one of em. Also, I don't remember my dreams often but when I catch a damn vivid one where I can remember the feeling and not just what happened...yeah it's intense.

Either way it will fade tomorrow but for now I need a cigarette lol!

11/3/2009 1:58:56 PM

Yeah, I understand my son. You fucked some hot chick in your sleep.

Happens to me all the time son, except it's for real son.

You know how it is son.

11/3/2009 2:05:38 PM

ahahaha the guy was equally as hot thankyouverymuch.

11/3/2009 2:08:50 PM