piss on an alarm clock...

a nice poke in the back of the leg is the only way to wake up

[Edited on December 8, 2010 at 7:36 AM. Reason : sfd]

12/8/2010 7:35:59 AM

No, the best way to wake up is to oral sex and the smell of bacon.

12/8/2010 7:38:11 AM

i've never woken up that way

12/8/2010 7:39:40 AM

i'd just prefer not to wake up until i felt like it

but i'll take some bacon!!!

i don't wanna go to work

i want to SNUGGLE IN BED ALL DAYYY!!!

[Edited on December 8, 2010 at 7:42 AM. Reason : .]

12/8/2010 7:40:40 AM

<--------- Completely available for snuggling.

12/8/2010 7:50:23 AM

i'll bring the bacon

12/8/2010 7:52:39 AM

Pans are in the cabinet to the left of the sink. You know how to wake me when it's ready.

12/8/2010 7:55:19 AM

more money waiting to be spent

12/8/2010 8:14:11 AM

ooooh, it's gonna be a good day

new phone

AND

SUSHI!!!! om nomnomnomnom

12/8/2010 8:24:49 AM

fucking fantasy football...

12/8/2010 8:28:45 AM

i suck at fantasy football


2-10-1

12/8/2010 8:30:36 AM

me too. second to last place in the league. phooey!

12/8/2010 8:36:24 AM

gooo fantasy hockey

12/8/2010 8:41:03 AM

haha you beat todd though, and kept him from getting first place- by 1 pt! hahaha, not as good as making the playoffs, but still a slight victory


and my team started out amazing, but due to injuries, and flops like Steve Smith, I finished 8-5 and am not looking to make it out of the first round of the playoffs. Peyton really needs to surprise some people this week (but I really don't believe it is going to happen)

12/8/2010 8:42:00 AM

A happy hour full of half-priced shirts and ties with gay fashion consultants? Shit, I'd be there if I weren't moving in a month.

12/8/2010 8:42:11 AM

^^ I consider it a victory because the jerk stole Westbrook from us. Look how well that turned out for him


also, I think Peyton could go either way. A total flop to continue his downward spiral (just hope his INTs aren't returned for scores, so it'll hurt saps too) or he'll turn it around and have a 300+ yd, 4 td day with no turnovers. I don't ever see him being somewhere in the gray area.

[Edited on December 8, 2010 at 8:46 AM. Reason : manning]

12/8/2010 8:43:23 AM

with 11 int's in 3 games... I'm really worried (and those defenses weren't nearly as good against the pass as Tennessee is)


blargh

[Edited on December 8, 2010 at 8:52 AM. Reason : haha wishful thinking]

12/8/2010 8:48:08 AM

I have purchased bowl game tickets and a parking pass. Just need to get the accomodations taken care of.

12/8/2010 8:50:37 AM

^^ 11 td's int's



[Edited on December 8, 2010 at 8:51 AM. Reason : I hear ya tho we're still rooting for you to win!]

12/8/2010 8:51:22 AM

^^don't know anyone that lives in Orlando anymore... Bambam lives about 2 hours away, but that is a bit of a trek

[Edited on December 8, 2010 at 8:52 AM. Reason : ^]

12/8/2010 8:51:45 AM

I hate Orlando

[Edited on December 8, 2010 at 8:52 AM. Reason : and all of Florida for that matter...]

12/8/2010 8:52:26 AM

I think we're just using Paul's timeshare. Looking forward to drinking around the world at Epcot!

12/8/2010 8:54:36 AM

I wish I could go... family obligations come first though

I also wish I could go to the Nashville bowl too- son of a...

12/8/2010 8:56:43 AM

Quote :

"and my team started out amazing, but due to injuries, and flopsstupid picks like Steve Smith"

Always look at QBs when drafting wide receivers high in fantasy football.

I'm thinking about when I'll ever go downstairs again. My HVAC sytem blows. Sauna upstairs, Antarctica downstairs.

12/8/2010 8:59:42 AM

^even with Delhomme there, Smith was still solid (when he was healthy)

12/8/2010 9:01:16 AM

^what she said... and I didn't think any one of our 3 options would be worse than delhomme (or at least 1 would be better), but nope. There was a reason Fox kept playing him- literally the best we had, which was a saaad sad realization

12/8/2010 9:05:37 AM

i lost quite a few to injuries.

12/8/2010 9:06:27 AM

yeah, ryan grant and dallas clark hurt... as did sidney rice waiting until this past week to finally come back and actually perform

12/8/2010 9:08:20 AM

I got screwed by autodraft when driving down to Raleigh from Jersey. Vince Young and Favre as my qb's?? REALLY?!?!?!

[Edited on December 8, 2010 at 9:11 AM. Reason : derp]

12/8/2010 9:10:39 AM

Delhomme threw plenty of interceptions, but he still got Steve Smith the ball. There's something to be said for chemistry and playing with a guy for so many years. If Steve Smith was your first WR picked, then you deserve to be doing horrible in your league....even as your second WR picked it's debatable.

12/8/2010 9:10:42 AM

the people who coded this software are tards.

12/8/2010 9:44:00 AM

damn you stupid twitchy eye

12/8/2010 9:46:18 AM

^^^he still produced when matt moore was throwing to him last year... same with David Carr... your argument is invalid to me as none of his qb's should have been as bad as they were. It's like saying larry fitzgerald would be a dumb pick. He has been one of the best receivers year in and year out, no matter how crappy the qb getting the ball to him was. I blame this year on Clausen and Smith having terrible chemistry (Smith hates him), and then injuries putting different guys in there and messing up the timing for the entire offense

[Edited on December 8, 2010 at 9:56 AM. Reason : ^]

12/8/2010 9:49:53 AM

It's so cold outside and I'm so not in the mood to go to work because that means I have to go outside.

12/8/2010 9:55:45 AM

Quote :

"he still produced when matt moore was throwing to him last year... same with David Carr... your argument is invalid to me as none of his qb's should have been as bad as they were. It's like saying larry fitzgerald would be a dumb pick. He has been one of the best receivers year in and year out, no matter how crappy the qb getting the ball to him was. I blame this year on Clausen and Smith having terrible chemistry (Smith hates him), and then injuries putting different guys in there and messing up the timing for the entire offense"

Matt Moore played well in games last year against teams at the end of the season when games didn't matter. Even then, Steve Smith still only had 7 touchdowns last year. And yes, Larry Fitzgerald would have been a dumb pick as your #1 WR this year because Kurt Warner was gone. Larry has had his best with with Warner as the QB. Leinart has been pure shit as an NFL QB...and their back-ups were horrible too. Oh hey, I take a look at Fitzgerald's stats this and see he has only 5 touchdowns...guess who's correct again. And Clausen is garbage, so thinking that even if Matt Moore did poorly that a rookie QB who has had no real experience throwing to Steve Smith in a real game would actually be able to get the ball to Smith while defenses key in on him because there are no other WR threats on the Panthers is borderline retarded.

Bottom line is that when you are drafting WRs, the QBs who are throwing them the ball is just as important as the actual WR. Put Jerricho Cotchery on the San Diego Chargers and he's getting you big fantasy points. But him on the Jets and he shouldn't even be picked up.

I don't even know why I'm arguing with you. Your poor fantasy team this year proves my points. And this is sports talk material, a section which you should probably avoid.

[Edited on December 8, 2010 at 10:13 AM. Reason : .]

12/8/2010 10:11:53 AM

you have truly bested me, sir... As I mentioned earlier, I just barely missed not making the playoffs, so I must be truly terrible at Fantasy Football, and know nothing about the game (that I have made the championship 3 years in a row, and won twice, and the playoffs for 5 years running) And obviously Delhomme was the only reason Smith was good, and has nothing to do with our crap offensive line, that was a surprise to everyone in the league. Everyone, including the gurus, who had Smith as a top 20 reciever was obviously wrong. Sorry I pick WR's later (because unless you get one of the first 4 or 5, the next 15 are all about the same value). I will go hide in my corner of shame, because you have truly shown me the light, and I now realize I know nothing about fantasy football (I must have been wasting the last 17 years of my life doing something I clearly know nothing about)





ps- Smiths near 1000 yds and 65 receptions in 09, especially after breaking his arm during week 16, and suffering other injuries along the way- that is just piss stats right there... and those 7 tds? that was his average per season, except of 05 when he had 12. Nice try guy



[Edited on December 8, 2010 at 10:25 AM. Reason : obviously I know nothing about sports]

12/8/2010 10:19:05 AM

Crap. Flex forms are due tomorrow. I have no idea how much I want to take out.

12/8/2010 10:23:01 AM

Same Shit, Different Day.

Biofreak and DROD never fail to assert themselves as not only two of the least knowledgeable people on this board, but also two of the most naïve.

12/8/2010 10:24:31 AM

oh, why don't you go suck an egg

12/8/2010 10:25:44 AM

You're the one that picked Steve Smith high and mentioned picking Larry Fitzgerald high this year...not me (not to mention with Boldin gone and defenses being able to key in on him). You must play with a bunch of winners if you keep "making" (not winning) the championship 3 years in a row.

The more you justify your decision, the worse you look.

12/8/2010 10:28:48 AM

I picked up steve smith in the bottom of the 5th round... that's a bad pick? explain that to me? On paper, it should have been a good pick, but nope- He was there with the Giants Steve smith and Hines ward. Tell me I made the wrong decision. And I never said I would pick Fitzgerald high, but he is one of those receivers that makes things happen (like Smith). No, he isn't a top 5, but yes, he is going to be better than all the rest of the receivers on that team, and they have to pass at some point.


your troll is failing my friend

12/8/2010 10:32:07 AM

I'm kinda liking jbrick83 here no homo

12/8/2010 10:33:22 AM

Quote :

"your trollfantasy team is failing my friend"

12/8/2010 10:33:39 AM

I sense a new TWW rivalry brewing.

Its a poor man's gunzz vs Ernie

12/8/2010 10:36:46 AM

oh, I have no problem with Jbrick- I actually usually agree with most of the stuff he says on here. But he is acting like a tard here if he thinks steve smith was a bad pick in the bottom of the 5th round, and that 7 td's is a bad stat for a receiver (that continually makes the probowl with said stats)

12/8/2010 10:38:07 AM

Can you breakdown the gunzz-Ernie rivalry, Slave?

12/8/2010 10:40:46 AM

fuuuuuuuuuuuuu my poor knee. That's the 2nd time this week.

12/8/2010 10:41:54 AM

Where to begin?

It could have its own 30 for 30

12/8/2010 10:41:59 AM

7td isn't bad for a receiver, but Smith has been in a steady decline the last few years, even if it's been because his QB keeps getting worse.

I'm going to quit giving you shit about it, because I think there were a few people who saw what Moore did at the end of the year and predicted a good 2010 for him (Peter King actually rode his nuts all offseason and I was like "wtf Peter?")...but I was not one of them...and couldn't understand the people who did. And with the Panther's o-line woes and lack any other decent WR depth...I wouldn't have even drafted Smith. I would have picked him up if I didn't like the WR's on my fantasy team.

12/8/2010 10:46:55 AM

funny how guys can get so wrapped up in a fantasy

12/8/2010 10:48:20 AM