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12/9/2010 8:39:29 PM

I got out when the cops came

12/9/2010 8:44:48 PM

very good then

12/9/2010 8:45:56 PM

Our thermostat is a fucking liar.

12/9/2010 8:46:11 PM

Fucker locked me in after I paid

12/9/2010 8:46:33 PM

First date #22 for the year was hella underwhelming :-\

12/9/2010 8:50:09 PM

I am already tired as fuck

12/9/2010 9:02:11 PM

ugh, I can't find my phone charger

12/9/2010 9:16:09 PM

Light me up, put me on top
Let's fu-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

The only place you'll want to be
Is underneath my Christmas tree

12/9/2010 9:22:45 PM

I wish I had taken DivaBaby19's offer lastnight. Ended up getting way to drawnk at the bar and was out of commission until about 3pm today. At least if I'd hung out with her, I might would have gotten some poontang.

12/9/2010 9:31:43 PM

LMAO!!!!

That was NOT what I was expecting when I clicked on this thread...but haaaaaaaaaaaaay

You would have gotten some cimanin rolls too!!! I'm thinking of watching that movie again tonight

I'm supposed to go downtown and get drawnk tonight, but I'm too poor right now.

12/9/2010 9:33:36 PM

I hate that high-pitched sound I get in my ear

12/9/2010 9:34:27 PM

put ya hands up if ya single for the night

12/9/2010 9:36:10 PM

I'd take DivaBaby19 out tonight to get zooted
if it meant I could beat later that night

12/9/2010 9:36:15 PM

^^I could be your sugar daddy.

12/9/2010 9:36:54 PM

I think that's a fabulous idear!

Let's pass that on ok?

[Edited on December 9, 2010 at 9:37 PM. Reason : YEAAAHHHHHH lol why did I just glance at my closet to find an outfit? lol]

12/9/2010 9:37:00 PM

EMCE, you know I love you... But back the fuck off. She's mine... and she only likes white guys anywayz

12/9/2010 9:37:55 PM

12/9/2010 9:38:16 PM

Olivia Munn has a sitcom on NBC, now? Yeah, that's going to be a whole heaping serving of fail.

12/9/2010 9:39:37 PM

Listen...I'm open to whatever

However, my voting stats show otherwise

[Edited on December 9, 2010 at 9:40 PM. Reason : ^who dat?]

12/9/2010 9:39:56 PM

Happy anniversary to me? I've been on Plentyoffish a year & it's been mostly disappointing.

12/9/2010 9:53:04 PM

I would like to go out on a date one of these days.

Until then a nice FWB works for me

12/9/2010 9:56:15 PM

why the fuck do my ankles itch so badly at night in the winter

12/9/2010 10:54:08 PM

holy im so fucking tired batman

12/9/2010 10:55:57 PM

here's to one more night of full, perfect sleep in preperation of a fun, healthy weekend

12/9/2010 10:59:42 PM

Found a pic of PackPrincess's ankles.

12/9/2010 11:01:57 PM

fake Crocs

12/9/2010 11:04:07 PM

daily show owning some states rights apologists

12/9/2010 11:22:01 PM

3^ nah man, they are like beet red, but they are kind of ashy they aren't always that way when they start itching like this though. it just comes out of nowhere!

[Edited on December 9, 2010 at 11:28 PM. Reason : i just took some benedryl AND drowned them in aveeno baby lotion.]

12/9/2010 11:26:07 PM

im so tired, can't sleep, keep replaying my epically bad interview, would take something to sleep but i have to be up in 6 hours to go back to work. Ill be useless all day if i take a benidryl.

poop

12/9/2010 11:28:09 PM

My boyfriend won those diamond earrings that G105 is giving away and I got them today. Super sparkly!

12/9/2010 11:28:50 PM

thats pretty awesome, congrats!

12/9/2010 11:31:14 PM

Thanks!

12/9/2010 11:33:37 PM

dancing

12/9/2010 11:34:06 PM

^me too!

12/9/2010 11:35:54 PM

this pain is unamusing

12/9/2010 11:44:15 PM

starvingggggg

12/9/2010 11:45:22 PM

go get you some snacks, divab

12/9/2010 11:46:37 PM

I might put some pants on and hit up the snack machine downsturrssss

12/9/2010 11:49:14 PM

haha

oooooo, do they have granola?

12/9/2010 11:50:02 PM

snacks on snacks on snacks

12/9/2010 11:50:25 PM

you know what? They DO have granola!!!

^I wish they had some freeze pops!

12/9/2010 11:51:26 PM

i fucking love granola

i wish i had a snack machine

12/9/2010 11:52:09 PM

i wish i had pickles and pepperoni and hummus and wheat thins and cheese.

12/9/2010 11:56:01 PM

^i'll take 4 of those 5

12/9/2010 11:57:56 PM

ZOOEY

12/9/2010 11:58:21 PM

dammit, now i want the big pickles

12/9/2010 11:59:07 PM

I had fried pickle chips at village draft house tonight. nomnomnomnomnom

12/9/2010 11:59:50 PM

I used to love mt. olive, now I hate them. claussen all the way baby

[Edited on December 10, 2010 at 12:00 AM. Reason : ^best fried pickle chips in raleigh]

12/9/2010 11:59:59 PM

fuck y'all aren't helping my hunger

12/10/2010 12:01:18 AM