i'm sorry

is someone challenging poopface in the bill brasky thread

that should be grounds for suspension
or a good swift anal rape

one of the two

poopface was born from a mixture of brasky's rape-sweat and pure mountain snow; fresh as the day is long

1/18/2006 11:37:00 AM

^haha


One time in college, I asked Bill to help me study for my Irish lit exam. He told me he had a foolproof plan! So Bill covers the collected works of James Joyce in nacho cheese and jalapenos, and I watch as he devours the whole enchilada and washes it down with a bottle of whiskey. Two bottles of whiskey!

The next day, he walks into my class, pulls down his khakis, and without sayin' a word, that son-of-a-bitch Bill drops a two-pound woodpulp steamer on the professor's desk. It was five pounds if it was an ounce! Bill wasn't even in the class, but we both got an A!

1/18/2006 12:03:30 PM

Bill Brasky eats his young. Only those who survive the perilous journey through his digestive tract are deemed worthy to carry on his family name.

They use Brasky's toenails to plate the front of the space shuttles. They tried another material just once, and I don't think I have to tell you how that worked out.

Bill Brasky's corporate motto is, "We didn't invent men. We just invented raping men." Chik-fil-A sued over it, and that's why we have avian flu today.

1/18/2006 12:08:50 PM

Brasky is the reason Iran is enriching uranium. How else can he make the perfect margarita.

1/18/2006 12:22:39 PM

Bill Brasky has a 5-record deal with Interscope

1/18/2006 12:24:08 PM

Bill Brasky breathed up all the miners' air

1/18/2006 12:24:57 PM

hahahaahhahahahaha

1/18/2006 12:25:51 PM

Did I ever tell you abou the time Brasky fed me to a grizzly bear? So, Brasky and I were hunting and we see this 10 foot grizzly, Brasky punched the bear, turns and punches me, next thing I know I'm waking up in a pile of bear shit and Brasky is taking shots of scotch and having arm wrestling contests with the bear. Ten minutes later the bear is passed out and Brasky pulls me out of the shit so he can have a drinking partner. To Bill Brasky!!!!!

1/18/2006 12:55:13 PM

Quote :

"Bill Brasky breathed up all the miners' air"

pure fucking gold

1/18/2006 12:57:08 PM

Brasky killed Paul Bunyan with his own axe in a dispute over which one was the father of the Blue Ox's children.

Bill Brasky is all of the mysertious creatures on ABC's "Lost," except the polar bear -- that was Brasky's mother. His father, incidentally, is a nuclear-powered woodchipper.

I remember when Brasky and I were riding out west. Actually, I wasn't so much "riding" as "walking around on all fours with a 900 pound Brasky on my back," but close enough. Anyway, we stumble across a federally protected herd of buffalo, which Brasky kills, rapes, and eats, in that order. Not two hours later, Brasky was getting the mud butt, and that's why you can't see to the bottom of the Mississippi.

Brasky once tried to take his family to Disney World, got lost, and that's how he ended up owning all of the able-bodied men in Ceylon.

1/19/2006 7:39:38 PM

bill brasky has a .22 that shoots .44s

1/19/2006 8:06:32 PM

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THREAD

1/20/2006 1:43:20 PM

Easter Island is native carvings of Bill Brasky's kidney stones.

1/20/2006 2:27:59 PM

Bill Brasky stood on the coast of Senegal, drunk as man marrying a fattie the next day, when lo and behold, a great belch erupted from deep within him.

10 days later, Hurricane Katrina destroyed New Orleans.

1/20/2006 2:30:57 PM

^roflorida

1/20/2006 2:46:18 PM

can I get a


"TO BILL BRASKY"

1/20/2006 4:34:27 PM

b00bs

1/20/2006 4:34:47 PM

BRASKY!!!!

1/20/2006 4:52:37 PM

FREE WOODFOOT


BRASKY SAYS SO

1/23/2006 7:49:11 AM

TO BILL BRASKY!!

1/23/2006 8:30:50 AM

Brasky will win Super Bowl XL in a historic battle in Detroit against Pittsburg AND Seattle combined. It will be a shutout.

1/23/2006 8:38:48 AM

June 25th, 1876- Bill Brasky awakens from a 3-day coma to find out his good friend and drinking buddy General George Armstrong Custer had disobeyed orders, split his men into 3 platoons, and sent them off to slaughter.

If Brasky had made it there in time, there would be no Native Americans, and thus, no casinos.

2/1/2006 1:03:42 PM

2/1/2006 1:08:23 PM

Quote :

"If Brasky had made it there in time, there would be no Native Americans, and thus, no casinos. The punishment Brasky exacted on them was terrible."

Would have been a little better, but on the whole that was lame.

But I guess I'd better contribute now...

Bill Brasky was on that show "Iron Chef" once. It was the first time he'd been back since the barfight that served as the inspiration for the Godzilla movies. Anyway, the ingredient for the night was broccoli. Well, you shoulda seen Brasky when he heard that. He bellowed, "Broccoli is what food eats!" then shoved fourteen pounds of the stuff down the hosts mouth and said, "See?" Then he pulled that little Japanese man inside-out through his anus and served him with every dish that night. His opponent didn't even wait for the scores to come back before he committed seppuku in disgrace.

[Edited on February 1, 2006 at 1:30 PM. Reason : ]

2/1/2006 1:21:33 PM

bill brasky knows when you've been bad and good

and quite frankly, he doesn't have time for your shit

2/1/2006 7:32:22 PM

Quote :

"Bill Brasky breathed up all the miners' air "

i choked on a bbq potato chip thx

2/1/2006 7:41:38 PM

Bill Brasky beat me up once.

2/1/2006 8:19:25 PM

bill brasky is actually the six-million-dollar-man

he continues to wait to be adjusted for inflation

2/9/2006 10:45:08 AM

Bill Brasky created Denver the Last Dinosaur when he was thrown out of Colorado for stealing fossils

2/10/2006 2:33:03 PM

Bill Brasky flicked a soft kidney bean at the back of George W. Bush's head at a chili party at Yale, and damn if that isn't the reason why poor George can't read an entire paragraph without making a mistake.

2/10/2006 3:09:15 PM

Mathematicians once computed the amount of alcohol it would take to kill Bill Brasky. They called this number the Brasky number. Now, I've heard that the Brasky number is so large it makes a googolplex look pretty infinitesimal.

2/11/2006 1:47:19 PM

Bill Brasky is so brilliant he carries around the internet on a floppy.

2/11/2006 1:52:32 PM

Did I ever tell you about that time that Bill Brasky ate Columbia? Yup, to this day, his dandruff is considered the most potent drug ever found on the surface of the earth. Goes for $400,000 per gram in Singapore.

3/6/2006 3:05:30 PM

Meh. You can do better.

3/6/2006 3:07:22 PM

i just didn't want it to die


don't let it die

3/6/2006 3:12:57 PM

Heres a fact about that son of a bitch Bill Brasky, he is the one who tought chuck norris his killer round house when they were stationed in the amazon together.

3/6/2006 3:36:36 PM

^TERRIBLE

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO START OFF A BILL BRASKYISM WITH "THIS IS A FACT ABOUT BILL BRASKY"

MOOTDUFF THINKS THAT POSTING IN THIS THREAD SHOULD BE RESTRICTED TO A HANDFUL OF USERS

3/6/2006 4:56:35 PM

i agree with mootduff

AS USUAL

3/6/2006 4:57:27 PM

my bad

3/6/2006 8:36:09 PM

bill brasky wasn't born, he ate his way out of his mother with a rusty spoon

3/6/2006 10:03:32 PM

Bill brasky retired his uretha after 25 years of loyal service. he now makes use with three coffee stirrrers

3/7/2006 3:13:47 PM

Bill brasky has a 19 page thread on the wolf web devoted to him

3/7/2006 3:32:32 PM

bill brasky could bttt this thread with his eyeballs

5/9/2006 1:02:55 PM

5/9/2006 1:03:25 PM

BILL BRASKY LOVES PEANUT BRITTLE

5/9/2006 1:19:01 PM

BILL BRASKY GOT BRITTNEY SPEARS PREGNANT AGAIN

5/9/2006 1:19:55 PM

BILL BRASKY HAS AN ABC OF .22%

THATS AN ALCOHOL BLOOD COUNT
HE REFUSES ANY DRINK WITHOUT A HINT OF BLOOD

5/9/2006 1:26:58 PM

Brasky holds the record for longest time holding his breath underwater. He plans to resurface sometime in August.

5/9/2006 1:35:46 PM

BILL BRASKY POOPS THROUGH A TUBE ON DRY LAND

5/9/2006 1:37:55 PM

Bill Brasky is an anagram for Sr. Baby Kill

5/9/2006 2:15:00 PM