all fake

11/11/2009 5:37:32 PM

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"i dated a 35 year old lady when i was 22, she had a 16 year old daughter. i got woke up one morning with a bj and i assumed it was mom, but when i opened my eyes it was the daughter. she swallowed. "

11/11/2009 5:38:25 PM

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"i went to a catholic wedding a few months ago and it was BEAUTIFUL. probably one of the nicest weddings i have ever been to. i was incredibly stoned the entire time. the food was REALLY good. "

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"I really want to nail the captain of my soccer team. "

11/11/2009 5:38:45 PM

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"i dated a 35 year old lady when i was 22, she had a 16 year old daughter. i got woke up one morning with a bj and i assumed it was mom, but when i opened my eyes it was the daughter. she swallowed."

definitely fake. and he posted that same story on here in a thread once, and I called it fake then too.

11/11/2009 5:39:49 PM

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"the confessions thread has made me want to flick the bean"

11/11/2009 5:40:15 PM

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"I often rub my butthole and smell it throughout the day to make sure I am still fresh. "

sure you do

11/11/2009 5:40:16 PM

^lol

11/11/2009 5:40:58 PM

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"I love having my asshole licked as I cum. The last time a girl did it I came about 8 tablespoons, started to convulse, and blacked out. "

11/11/2009 5:41:40 PM

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11/11/2009 5:42:14 PM

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"On the swim team in high school, my cousin and I would pull our speedo briefs up into our butt cracks to create makeshift "thongs" to freak out the rest of the team. Also, we would sometimes pull our dicks out of the front left and balls of the front right and swim near the girls. They would freak. We would drown laughing."

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"I lost my virginity to my best friend's sister He knows it too"

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" I feel weird that I've told so much of my personal life to random strangers on tww. I also feel a sense of satisfaction that none of my confessions have been made up and even the juicy ones that have gotten some reaction from people are true."

11/11/2009 5:42:46 PM

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"I love having my asshole licked as I cum. The last time a girl did it I came about 8 tablespoons, started to convulse, and blacked out."

for the record, this one wasn't me. although, it could have been

11/11/2009 5:44:22 PM

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"8 US tablespoons = 0.5 US cups"

11/11/2009 5:45:04 PM

11/11/2009 5:45:05 PM

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"I think people in love are just in a delusional state of mind and sometimes I wish I could be completely delusional like them. "

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"i once got busy in a burger kind bathroom "

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 5:48 PM. Reason : ]

11/11/2009 5:47:33 PM

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"I almost married a guy who didn't know throughout our 2 1/2 relationship that I was high 24/7."

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"I go to the guys locker room to see if I measure up to my friends. I do not give myself enough credit"

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"I'll never trust another female with my feelings after the I caught my last girl cheating on me with my best friend"

11/11/2009 5:48:00 PM

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"My brother's ex-girlfriend asked me to have a threesome with her and her new boyfriend as a BIRTHDAY PRESENT to the bf. "

11/11/2009 5:48:28 PM

this is the best thread ever

11/11/2009 5:48:58 PM

your face is the best thread ever!

11/11/2009 5:49:54 PM

it's the best seat ever too

hint hint

11/11/2009 5:50:36 PM

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"i've seen NCSUGirl83's vagina in person and it looks weird"

11/11/2009 5:50:39 PM

i gotta say, this is the most entertaining TWW thread i've seen in awhile

11/11/2009 5:51:22 PM

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"i gotta say, this is the most entertaining TWW thread i've seen in awhile "

11/11/2009 5:53:15 PM

^^^^ahhhhh haha I get it.



[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 5:54 PM. Reason : ]

11/11/2009 5:53:29 PM

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"no matter how much I work out, I'll never be happy with my body. "

11/11/2009 5:53:51 PM

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"i want you to sit on my face "

I might crush it!

11/11/2009 5:55:45 PM

ha, this thread entertains me

11/11/2009 6:01:05 PM

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"One a night when I was 20 I fucked my then-girlfriend in the back of my car. I dropped her off at home and went to see some friends. Me and this girl were pretty good friends already but there was a ton of sexual tension between me and her. I ended up driving her home at the end of the night and she asked me out of the blue, "Do you wanna fuck?" What the fuck do you say to something like that? Long story short, she showed me a secluded spot to park and we went at it in the back seat of my car. As she was going down on me she said she could taste my girlfriend and that it turned her on. That was the most fucked up shit I had ever heard in my life at that point, but it turned me on even more and I fucked the shit out of her and took her home. It was good sex, but it killed the beautiful relationship I had with the girl I loved. I still think about "what-ifs" to this day, nearly 6 years later."

11/11/2009 6:02:51 PM

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"I sometimes look at animal porn. Dogs and horses being sucked and fucked by women. And I like anime porn just because the females are always treated like objects, always crying and begging for them to stop, but so often come desite their protests. I most often fantasise about rape and humiliation, often by a room of men. Yet I don't think I'll ever find someone I could explore this with because guys I go out with respect me too much to force me into sex or use me, and I would not want to go out with someone who treated women like shit. "

11/11/2009 6:04:11 PM

jesus fuck

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"I masterbate so much I can barely feel my dick anymore. I also jerk off to TF porn and I like women with body hair. I get turned on if I see a woman with unshaven legs and I like to nuzzle womens armpits. The idea of a person transforming into someone else turns me on as well...but only because of how weak and terrorfied it would make the person. Like if my girlfriend were to suddenly become an 11 year old girl...I would become highly aroused, mainly because her life would be shattered."

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"one time when i was drunk i took a shit on the windshield of a car because i didn't like it "

11/11/2009 6:06:53 PM

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"the confessions are never as good as the conversations following them"

11/11/2009 6:07:16 PM

What's TF porn?

11/11/2009 6:07:59 PM

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"It started with the woman across the street. My wife and I moved in to this neighborhood and there was a nice couple across the street, pretty much our age, maybe two-three years older than my wife and me. We got along well, but we were not friends. The wife's husband was kind of a sad-sack- bad job, bad hygeine, lazy around the house. My wife and I figured he had just let himself go to seed. The wife was pretty hot though. She and I would exchange pleasantries often, and sometimes chit-chat. It was just pleasantries, but there was also the kind of sexual tension you can feel. You know it's there, and you know they know. You can see it in someone's eyes and smile and the way they laugh. It's a funny game. But it's fucking dangerous. Never do it. Never. My wife was away on business and the neighbor's husband was away visiting relatives, and she invited me over for coffee. I accepted. After coffee, I was making an excuse to leave and she asked me not too. I was standing, and she was still sitting on their couch. She slipped off her halter top, and knelt in front of me, topless. She literally undid my fly, pulled my dick out and started sucking me off. We fucked. This was not "making love" this was fucking. It became a regular thing, and we were both inventing new hobbies, work buddies, and sudden emergencies to hook up with each other. We were fucking, but over time I felt she was losing interest. We talked one time while we were having sex, and it turned out she was completely into submission. She wanted me to handcuff her and then have her felate me while I talked dirty to her. So I did. There she was, this petite, lithe, terribly beautiful woman, handcuffed and on her knees looking up me like a suplicant. And begging to suck me off while I called her a dirty slut, filthy whore, horny bitch, etc. etc. I realized, about half way through, that she was masturbating as she sucked me off, and really violently. The more I called her a slut, or a whore, or asked her if she loved sucking my cock, the more violently she masturbated and sucked me. She was orgasming while I was coming in her mouth, and she was so into it that she wouldn't stop sucking or masturbating herself until I was completely soft. I'm sorry, it was fucking awesome. We did this for what seemed like ages, and over time I started to push to see how far she wanted to be dominated. I am not interested in golden showers or shit-related stuff, so I won't go there. It turns my stomach. But my neighbor was like a slave. She wanted to be used. She would do anything I told her...play with yourself, fuck yourself in the ass...anything. I know this must mean she has serious mental issues, but I don't care. Eventually I started looking for others like her, ones that were into submission. You can find them on the internet, or other places. Communities have these shitty little pulp rags here and there. I went through them. looking for others. I started to collect them. Like butterflies. Now I have multiple residences in the area, multiple cell phones, several credit cards and PO Boxes and bank accounts. I've got mythical job assignments and business trips. I have fictional friends and associates. I've been tested multiple times for HIV/AIDS. I will again next month. I got a little cold sore, which I have gotten occasionally throughout my life, but that time I freaked out. They have type tests now, and it was HSV-1 which I could have had forever. This all costs money, which I have but I don't think I will for much longer. I invested in some things and it's paid off, but I told my wife it was a raise from work and this worked because she thinks the travel and the raise are related. My wife also thinks that I am impotent. She seemed sort of relieved when I told her. She was very supportive and understanding. I told her it was due to diabetic neuropathy, and she did not want or need any verifications or second opinions or anything. I told her I'm impotent, but it's just that I can't have "normal" sex anymore. "

11/11/2009 6:08:21 PM

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"there are far too few girls on tdub for the number of confessions that are supposedly from women which leads me to believe that they're mostly fake, or we have some FUCKED up females around these parts. "

11/11/2009 6:11:36 PM

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"the confessions are never as good as the conversations following them"

11/11/2009 6:12:16 PM

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"last night I lost my phone and I looked everywhere for it, so after I couldn't find it I texted my friend to ask him to call my phone so I could find it.....I felt very stupid about 5 seconds later."

11/11/2009 6:12:41 PM

hahahahahah

11/11/2009 6:14:18 PM

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"I am a dork which is basically a nerd without the knowledge."

haha I like that!

11/11/2009 6:14:34 PM

I'm kinda sad that this thread has slowed down now....looks like I'm going to have to start that paper now.

11/11/2009 6:25:44 PM

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"i wish i hadn't joined tww "

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"Recently I've been hanging out a lot with my best friends ex-girlfriend and I'm really into her. It's been five years since they dated so I'm hoping it will be cool, but I'm going to wait to tell him until I'm certain about it."

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 6:26 PM. Reason : .]

11/11/2009 6:26:05 PM

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"i cheated on my first serious boyfriend A LOT. i still love him and think about him from time to time, but i don't feel bad for cheating. "

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"When I talk to black people, I tend to slip into 'black mode' where I talk and act black. I have no idea why. One of my friends was really into civil rights books and had a black panther party shirt the second time I met him...we were cool together, and told me to 'stay black' when we parted ways "

more people... I need entertainment til 8 pm plz and thx

11/11/2009 6:26:39 PM

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"My biggest fantasy is to fuck in a dressing room Preferably a nicer store... because then it just feels extra wrong. "

11/11/2009 6:28:45 PM

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"I got caught taking a shower with my highschool bf by his mom.. Then they blamed ME for it and it was his idea. "

11/11/2009 6:33:01 PM

need to post a confession

11/11/2009 6:37:36 PM

i need to receive a confession

keeps me from doing calculus

11/11/2009 6:39:57 PM

I would enjoy one myself.

11/11/2009 6:42:20 PM

Alright, I'm pretty much free now. I'll request that all confessions be directed towards me until around 11:00pm

Thank you

Your friend and confidant,
EMCE

11/11/2009 6:47:23 PM

bigman is available for counseling without a reservation

11/11/2009 6:54:32 PM

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"I'm intrigued by the whole "EMCE's dong" meme that goes on around these parts. Part of me doesn't believe there is anything to it, but I feel like pics probably were posted once."

11/11/2009 6:59:38 PM

Samwise is also available... keep me entertained, dammit

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"I'm a huge bitch to guys because I want a guy with enough balls to put me in my place I've yet to meet one that could do it "

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 7:09 PM. Reason : lololololol]

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"i'm white, and the thought of having sex with a black man makes me so totally nauseous "

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 7:10 PM. Reason : forgot one ]

11/11/2009 7:06:57 PM

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"Everytime I did anal I felt like Cartman in that episode of South Park when the UFO gets shoved back into his butt. "

11/11/2009 7:10:23 PM